| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Join our server and bond with fellow players who also can’t pee at a urinal with other dudes around – because let’s face it, who needs that kind of pressure while playing Minecraft?
Don’t worry about being judged for your unique struggles, because here, we celebrate them! So come on in and let your quirks shine in all their glory. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find someone who shares your struggles with caulking guns and alphabet recitation. It’s a wild ride on our server, and we want you to be a part of it!
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Join us if you want to experience the most traumatic scenes from your favorite anime recreated in Minecraft! Picture this: fighting off a horde of creepers while reliving the heart-wrenching moment when your favorite anime character meets their demise. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but in block form!
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground lair filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that the ghost of Herobrine himself guards the entrance, ready to challenge any brave soul who dares to enter.
So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride of anime-inspired chaos and adventure!
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Emeralds Found: | 5734 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense mining competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe, and don’t even get us started on our weekly llama races.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where you can dance with creepers, a skyblock challenge where you have to survive on a floating island made entirely of cake, and a maze so confusing even the Ender Dragon got lost in it once.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy and unpredictable as you are? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 36 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant mutant chickens, build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks, or ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary “found the faggot” treasure hidden deep within the server, rumored to grant you unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
But that’s not all! Our server is rumored to have a secret underground city where villagers trade enchanted golden carrots for stacks of diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swipe.
So why waste your time with the normies when you can join our epic Minecraft SMP and become a legend in your own right? Join now and show the world that you’re not just a normalfaggot, you’re a Minecraft master!
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against armies of evil llamas, and mine for diamonds in a maze filled with dancing skeletons. Our server is so wild that even the creepers have a sense of humor and will tell you jokes before blowing up your base.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you superpowers.
So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a giant talking chicken, but hey, that’s all part of the fun).
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 439 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who love to play chess in their free time. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also host weekly tournaments where players must compete in intense Vietnamese basket weaving challenges to claim the title of Master Weaver.
So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a truly bizarre and hilarious adventure on our server. Who knows, you might even encounter a mysterious potion that turns you into a chicken for a day or stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs rule the land. The possibilities are endless, so come join us and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 268 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
But wait, there’s more! We have AFU raids on Orthodox Cathedrals, tax increases to keep the war effort alive, and Ukrainian Parliament approving the biggest tax increase yet! And let’s not forget about the center of Toretsk being reached by Russian forces – it’s a party you don’t want to miss!
So come on down to our server where the action never stops and the drama is always at an all-time high. Who needs boring old building and mining when you can experience all this insanity in one place? Join now and be a part of the chaos!
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and thought they were the best builder in the land. Little did they know, our resident prankster had rigged their house with exploding chickens! It was a clucking disaster, but oh boy was it hilarious.
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic PvP battles, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted potato as a prize. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to Discord and join our mumble server for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of building on the side. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun)!
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Buster – servers with completely different ideas. These servers are similar in one thing: survival. We strive to make the server a comfortable place for players who love different games. Rust, Minecraft, Phasmophobia… We’re sure there’s a place for everyone!
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing villagers appear and challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot. Or how about a PVP season where you have to fight outdoors while dodging flaming arrows and flying pigs? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a main story unlock that involves a Decagrammaton chapter 2 where you must wield the Sword of Flames to defeat evil mobs. Plus, we have limited edition idol characters like Mari, Sakurako, and Mine who will serenade you with their angelic voices as you explore the world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for the wildest adventure of your life! Who knows what crazy antics and hilarious moments await you in this one-of-a-kind virtual world.
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Join us and experience the exhilarating sensation of touching grass in unison as we embark on epic quests to find the rarest blades of grass and battle against evil mobs who are trying to prevent us from feeling the soft, ticklish blades beneath our feet.
But beware, for rumors say that there is a secret underground society of grass-haters who will stop at nothing to sabotage our grass-touching endeavors. Will you join us in our quest to protect and cherish the grass, or will you succumb to the dark side and become a grass-hater yourself? The choice is yours, adventurer. Touch grass with us, or touch grass alone forever.
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
