| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blockbuster Castle, where you can rent virtual movies and snacks to enjoy with your virtual friends. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground dance party where you can bust a move with Herobrine himself!
So why join our server? Because where else can you mine diamonds while wearing low-rise jeans and listening to your favorite emo anthems? Join us now and experience the ultimate blast from the past in Minecraft!
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 28 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Join us for a server full of crazy stories like the time a player tried to sneak a finger into someone’s virtual butt and got kicked out faster than you can say “creeper”. Our community is all about respecting boundaries and having a good time without any unwanted surprises.
So if you’re tired of dealing with butt-grabbing drama in real life, come join us for some virtual fun where the only thing getting touched is your pixelated creations. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being called out by your pregnant sister to take the wheel of a massive truck, even if you’re loopy and hallucinating from exhaustion. And don’t worry, we have special accommodations for our autistic players, like driving trucks the size of small houses.
So come on down to our server and show us if you’re the real MVP like our OP, who’s willing to push through exhaustion and traffic just to make it to the baby shower. And remember, respect goes a long way – especially when dealing with pregnant sisters who refuse to reschedule their parties for a little thing like a hurricane. Join now and let’s hope that some force out there is strong today and on your side, just like in our crazy Minecraft world!
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
we’ve got so many epic features that’ll make ur head spin. from custom biomes filled with unicorns and rainbows to secret dungeons with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams. and get this, every full moon, a giant zombie apocalypse takes over the server and u gotta team up with ur fellow players to survive. it’s like a real-life horror movie, but with pixelated graphics.
oh, and did we mention the Nobel Peace Prize winners? yea, that’s right. the survivors of the atomic bomb in Tokyo have joined our server and are spreading peace and love throughout the land. u can even visit their virtual memorial and pay ur respects. it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience that u won’t find anywhere else.
so what r u waiting for? join our server today and experience the joy and tears of a lifetime. trust us, ur minecraft world will never be the same again.
| Players: | 98/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 177826 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 41 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball.
So why waste your time on other servers when you could be cruising around in a Lincoln Town Car, picking up virtual chicks and living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your life!
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 225 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1562 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the lands dropping bacon and granting wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the next lucky player to encounter the Baconator?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas and disco balls. Join our server now and uncover the mysteries of the llama dance party!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where pineapple on pizza is a crime and llamas know how to boogie!
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
| Server Name | ‘Sup Bitch! |
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| Version | 1.20.1 Minecraft Java Edition |
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| Discord Server Link | https://discord.gg/JMWwxZJYJR |
| Rules | Don’t be a freak. (Comprehensive rules available in Discord) |
| Question | Answer |
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| What mods does the server have? | The server has Origins, Create, Ad Astra, Mine Cells, Waystones, and many more. |
| Is the server lore-focused? | Yes, the server has a detailed lore with characters and a planned narrative. |
| How can I join the server? | You can join through the Discord server link provided. |
| Are there any specific rules I should follow? | The main rule is “Don’t be a freak”, with comprehensive rules available in Discord. |
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 38 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
1. Our server has a secret underground bunker where you can battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword while wearing a fabulous pink tutu. Who said Sisters of Battle can’t be fashionable?
2. We have a special quest where you have to rescue a group of adorable baby chickens from the clutches of an evil chicken overlord. Will you be the hero they need?
3. Our server has a magical potion that turns all the creepers into friendly unicorns that shoot rainbows instead of exploding. Who wouldn’t want to be friends with a rainbow-shooting unicorn?
4. We host epic PvP tournaments where the winner gets to ride a giant flying pig around the server for a whole day. Talk about a once-in-a-lifetime experience!
So, what are you waiting for? Join our Sisters of Battle Minecraft server and prepare for the wackiest adventures of your life!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 21 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Watch as Brandon’s reputation is put on the line, accused of a crime he didn’t commit – knocking down a pyramid of cups. Ms. B, the underpaid teacher turned detective, tries to solve the mystery but ends up in hot water herself. Will Brandon clear his name? Will Ms. B learn the true meaning of justice? Find out on our server!
But that’s not all – we have exclusive in-game events where you can stack cups, build pyramids, and even roleplay as a structural engineer like Brandon. And don’t worry, we promise not to falsely accuse you of any cup-related crimes. Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 19 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Join us on this wild ride through Alexei Navalny’s Prison Diaries! Why, you ask? Because our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action!
Build your own cell block and escape like a pro, or team up with other inmates to pull off the ultimate heist and steal all the guard’s enchanted armor!
But beware, the prison guards are no joke. They’ll chase you down faster than you can say “Redstone Redemption”!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on Alexei Navalny’s Prison Diaries and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
