| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 18 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Our server is the perfect place to let go of all that family drama and focus on what really matters – building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and making new friends who won’t belittle you or steal your diamonds. Say goodbye to favoritism and hello to a community where everyone is treated equally (unless you’re a creeper, then you might get blown up).
So why wait? Join our server today and leave all that family baggage behind. Trust us, your girlfriend will thank you for it! Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world – will you be the one to find it and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion? Only one way to find out!
| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Join our server and take on the role of a protective big brother who is forced to babysit and raise his step-siblings because his dad is too busy being a total mess of a parent. Help your step-siblings with their nightmares, walk them to school, and even attend doctor’s appointments with them – all while dealing with a stepmom who expects you to be the perfect big brother to her kids too.
But don’t worry, there’s plenty of drama to go around! Watch as your step-siblings struggle on the school bus, cry to their mom about feeling unwanted at home, and rely on you to kick your big brother routine up a notch. Will you embrace being the big brother to four instead of two, or will you stand your ground and refuse to love your step-siblings like family?
Join our server now and experience the outrageousness for yourself! Who needs a functional family when you can have a Minecraft server full of drama and dysfunction?
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4607 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 10 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 13 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 190 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Switched to 1.16.5 Global update
| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Villages Defended: | 12 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
We’ve got OpenAI introducing a Realtime API that lets you chat with AI in real-time, perfect for when you need some quick banter while mining for diamonds. And don’t forget about o1, the model that takes FOREVER to respond because it’s too busy contemplating the meaning of life.
Google has even added an Audio Overview feature to NotebookLM, so now you can have AI-generated podcasts discussing your uploaded documents while you build your epic castle in the sky.
With frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai, you’ll never run out of ways to interact with our AI buddies. And our collection of bots, models, and botmaking resources will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So come on over and join the chaos at our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). Don’t miss out on the fun – Chen is waiting for you to join the party in the anchorhold!
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Crops Grown: | 1773 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Explore our server and discover the hidden $1000 dress that can’t be returned, just waiting for someone brave enough to take on the challenge of finding a solution. Will you be the hero who saves the day and helps Emma pay back the dress through a part-time job or a gift money payment plan?
Don’t worry about family members thinking you’re too harsh, because on our server, we celebrate tough love and making tough decisions. Who knows, maybe Emma will even join us and learn a valuable lesson about commitment and responsibility in a fun and lighthearted way.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a hilarious adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time. Let’s turn Emma’s dress dilemma into a legendary Minecraft quest unlike any other!
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 197 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
Join us and sign our virtual contract to commit to always being there for your fellow players, just like how your dad wants you to commit to always being there for Anne and her kids. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be so glad you joined and made lifelong friends in our Minecraft world!
Don’t worry if you’re feeling wobbly about joining, just like Anne’s daughter. We’ll make sure you feel right at home and have a blast exploring, building, and laughing with us. And hey, maybe you’ll even find a virtual mom figure to take on the role that mom should have in your Minecraft adventures!
So come on, hop on our server and let’s create some new family memories together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun with us? See you in the game!
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 242 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 85 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
oh, and get this, the villagers are, like, totally obsessed with llamas. they ride them around like it’s nobody’s business. it’s, like, a llama parade up in here. and, like, if you find the secret llama temple, you’ll be, like, rewarded with endless emeralds. it’s, like, the holy grail of llamas, dude.
and, like, the best part is the giant chickens that roam the land. they’re, like, the size of a house and they lay golden eggs. it’s, like, a chicken farm on steroids. so, like, if you wanna join this server and, like, have a blast, just, like, hop on and start mining for those elusive diamonds. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro.
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 17 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
