StraightOuttaMinecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to embrace the chaos! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me give you a few outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, but only those who can recite the entire script of Monty Python and the Holy Grail backwards can enter.

2. Our server mascot is a llama named Sir Reginald III, who wears a monocle and top hat and judges all building competitions with a snooty British accent.

3. We hold weekly “BBC Appreciation Days” where we build giant statues of…well, you know what BBC stands for.

4. Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who tells terrible dad jokes all night long.

5. We have a PvP arena where players can battle it out using nothing but enchanted carrots as weapons. The winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy.

So, if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a laugh while building epic creations, come join us! Just remember, there’s nothing you can do about our outrageous shenanigans. Cheers!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Star Shards Collected:	285	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

ThunderCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Thundercraft Network is a java and bedrock server with extensive content in the 2 modalities that we currently have: survival custom and skyblock custom [ambas 1.19.x] where we offer stable gameplay, with 0 lag (of course if you have a stable internet connection). With guilds, clans, dungeons, pvp, pve, crates, roulettes, ranks, kits, pets, pockeballs, rarities, protections, guilds, games, structures, custom mobs, lotteries, casino, epic constructions and more! We have a staff that is very attentive and willing to help you with whatever you need. We are waiting for you at Thundercraft Network! __________________________________________________________________ Thundercraft Network, is a java and bedrock server with extensive content in the 2 modalities we currently have: survival custom and skyblock custom [both 1.19.x] where we offer stable gameplay, with 0 lag (of course if you have a stable internet connection ). With guilds, clans, dungeons, pvp, pve, crates, roulettes, ranks, kits, pets, pockeballs, rarities, protections, guilds, games, structures, custom mobs, lotteries, casino, epic constructions and more! We have a very attentive staff and willing to collaborate in what you require. We are waiting for you at Thundercraft Network!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Pixelmon-AU

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Using “The Pixelmon Modpack” from CurseForge. Available for 1.12.2 and 1.16.5!* Custom Plugins * Wondertrade * Pokebuilder * Keep Inventory * GTS * EV Training * Vote Party * Poké Hunts *[Aussie Owned]New server in 2021 – Come and shape our world.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	5953	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	393	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Flawless SMP

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to Flawless, a brand new 1.20 Survival Server!Join and pick a class of 3 choices; Ninja, Pharo, Tank! We focus on entertaining gameplay, unique experiences and looking after our community.– Competitive Warzone PVP – Custom Enchants – Envoys – Dueling System – Playtime RewardsDiscord: https://discord.gg/EYuGwBtAJ5 IP: flawlessmc.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Buildings Constructed:	8

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

TownySaga

Earth, Survival, Towny

Welcome to TownySaga – Begin your Minecraft journey with an immersive experience seamlessly blending Java and Bedrock versions. Create and manage towns and nations solo or with friends, shaping your empire. Thrive in a player-driven economy by trading and gathering resources. TownySaga supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Join our community on Discord at discord.gg/r7AHqc2dJZ to connect, share experiences, and stay updated. Embark on your saga at play.townysaga.com, where your journey is bound only by your imagination. Ready to start?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

The Commune Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival

A four year old anarchy server with a rich history documented by the admin himself. With multiple wars and conflicts, and the server community is relatively tightly knit – join if you want a great community in an anarchy world.The Commune is meant to be a server that still gives you the anarchy experience, without an overwhelmingly large playerbase, and without all of the large group politics.You may join on ANY VERSION OF MINECRAFT after 1.12. The server will always be at the most recent version of minecraft, although you may join and play using any version.If you do join, be aware of the Imperium!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	9987
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

TwiCraftMC

Cross-Play, Hardcore, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

TwiCraftMC is a Minecraft server dedicated to provide high quality game experience.Useful Links: Discord: https://dsc.gg/TwiCraftMC Shop: https://shop.twicraftmc.xyz/IP: play.twicraftmc.xyz Bedrock: bedrock.twicraftmc.xyz

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Villages Defended:	8	Falling into the Void:	2
New Chunks Explored:	429180	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CosmosMC

Earth, Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to CosmosMC. Our server has the friendliest community on Minecraft. We’re a Network that offers the best of the best Earth, Survival, Prison, Skyblock and factions gamemodes.We’re always innovating and pushing to improve, and all community feedback gets taken into account and implemented. If you the player wants something changed, added, or removed, we make it happen.Join today to learn all about each gamemodes features!If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.USE THE IP: org.cosmosmc.org PORT: 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

MyHEROES

Creative, Factions, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join thousands of players daily @ join.mineheroes.org How to play: www.mineheroes.net/play

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Enchantments Applied:	224	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

The Shack

LifeSteal

Newly built server that has just released lifesteal for now. More to come in the future! We hope to see you soon.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

SurvivalVerse

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Welcome to SurvivalVerse, where two distinct gamemodes, Walaku Falls and Survival Odyssey, await to deliver an unparalleled gaming experience.Walaku Falls: Immerse Yourself in Towny Adventure Embark on a captivating journey within our Towny gamemode, Walaku Falls. Here, the power is in your hands to manage and cultivate your very own community. Stake your claim on land, forge alliances with fellow adventurers, and set out on strategic journeys through breathtaking landscapes. Whether you thrive as a planner, a leader, or an explorer, SurvivalVerse offers an experience tailored just for you. Don’t miss out—join us now for an unforgettable adventure!Survival Odyssey: Uncover the Intricacies of a Groundbreaking Server Dive into the intricacies of Survival Odyssey and discover the myriad features that make this server truly groundbreaking. Explore our meticulously detailed announcement thread to learn about the sophisticated Coin Shop system, Playtime Levels, customized crates, intense PVP combat, new donor ranks, sellwands, a balanced economy, and the introduction of teams this season. The Odyssey has it all, promising an immersive and dynamic gameplay experience like never before. Join us on this epic journey and become part of a thriving community that embraces innovation and excitement.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

AndromedaPVP – Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

Minecraft Network com: SURVIVAL (1.20.1+)• Create your clan and dominate the CLAN LEAGUE (Monthly Event); • Complete BattlePass missions and be rewarded with exclusive items and cosmetics; • Collect Items and complete objectives; • Battle challenging Dungeons alone or with friends/clanmates; • Dominate the End and defeat the Ender Dragon after collecting 9x Dragon Balls; • Find new enchantments added when improving your tools; • Much more awaits you!…Pirata/Original Java Edition

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Divine Spears Created:	17
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Fire Vanilla

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Fire Vanilla is one of the most popular 1.9+ PvP networks! And here is why you should join today!Out gamemodes consist of:• Economy Survival • Practice • Box PvP • Events So ready for a challenge? Join the most competitive Minecraft PvP network today! Bedrock and Java welcome!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Buildings Constructed:	33
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

MC Eternal by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: eternal.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention island claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Emeralds Found:	5173	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Towns Built:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Datblock

Creative, Earth, Factions, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A Minecraft server with new experiences and the latest content in Minecraft. Join our community and make new friends to play with!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Chunky Monkey

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

We are ChunkyMonkey! A SMP server with a global economy, custom god items, McMMO and much more! This server is geared towards survival with ton of fun expansions! We’re heavily focused on the economy, bringing you a unique experience with the ability to turn almost every item into cash! You can also buy almost every item in the game, plus god items like a fortune 6 pickaxe! Sell almost every block for cash! Everything has a buy and sell value! Grind your favorite aspect of the game and easily turn your surplus of items into useful cash! Players love being able to turn their hard earned crops or spawner loot into building blocks or rank upgrades This server also provides a FREE ranking system available in the shop GUI!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.