StraightOuttaMinecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to embrace the chaos! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me give you a few outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, but only those who can recite the entire script of Monty Python and the Holy Grail backwards can enter.

2. Our server mascot is a llama named Sir Reginald III, who wears a monocle and top hat and judges all building competitions with a snooty British accent.

3. We hold weekly “BBC Appreciation Days” where we build giant statues of…well, you know what BBC stands for.

4. Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who tells terrible dad jokes all night long.

5. We have a PvP arena where players can battle it out using nothing but enchanted carrots as weapons. The winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy.

So, if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a laugh while building epic creations, come join us! Just remember, there’s nothing you can do about our outrageous shenanigans. Cheers!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Secret Passages Found:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

TANOMI

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

You have reached the official page of a unique Minecraft server with new features that open up for you a fresh look at the game and the difficulty of survival. This is an amazing world where you can be anyone: choose your play style! Exciting systems of new enchantments, fishing, mining, unique monsters, a whole list of new equipment and much more await you! All this without mods, without downloading a launcher. We don’t put labels on players like RP servers do, you can be whoever you want, whenever you want, and the standard of living that you want. And we will try to preserve your gameplay for a long time, because we do not have wipes of the main world. You can access us even from a non-licensed client, so you don’t need to spend extra money on purchasing a mojang account. We have the most friendly and sociable community of players and administration! Only you decide how the history of the world you live in will go! Come in and show yourself!Read the detailed description in our VK group or on the website.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

FTB StoneBlock2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

MineFrost Network

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

MINEFROST NETWORKIP: play.minefrost.net ___________________________________________________________WE ARE OPENING NEW TYPE OF SERVERS! – VANILLA SKYBLOCK – CUSTOM SURVIVAL – CUSTOM BEDWARS – ANARCHY SKYLANDS – EXTREME HARDCORE AND MUCH MORE!!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

DemonsLand Season 3

Economy, LifeSteal

Demons Land is A Public Lifesteal Server. By Playing here You can Enhance your Lifesteal Experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

MCSugars

Economy, Survival

MCSugars is a survival server based on a diamond economy, with loads of cool features including land claims, pwarps, chest shops, crates, marriage and more

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Emeralds Found:	9460
Crops Grown:	2297	New Chunks Explored:	650601
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Void Gems Collected:	17	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Enchantments Applied:	56

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MitoloskaSLO

Economy, Survival

Slovenian survival server because you start as a servant and can become a GOD! Come and join! more in the video: https://youtu.be/nIFqOfCyZBU

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5222
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

NiftySMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Void Gems Collected:	21
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

MythriaNET

Cross-Play, Economy

Mythria.NET – Your CityBuild network [1.8.x – 1.19.x]

__________________________________________________________________Welcome to Mythria.NET, Glad you found us here! Info: For voting you will receive a gift on our server.__________________________________________________________________

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Divine Spears Created:	23
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

AxolotlSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the AxolotlSMP!We are a dedicated server that is willing to be the server that goes above and beyond to give you the true vanilla SMP experience. We have some of the most custom features that you will ever see!▪ 1. Dungeons: Enter the dungeons and slay the commanders of each dungeon and earn loot along the way ▪ 2. Vanilla Gameplay: We’re bringing Vanilla back! Play your favorite game Minecraft but with additional twists and more! ▪ 3. Weekly Events: We have fun, engaging and exciting gameplay every single week! You’ll never get bored! ▪ 4. Storyline: Join and expierence an ongoing storyline. Meet new characters and new locations! ▪ 5. Custom Structures: Find large castles in the wild and loot them or make it your base! ▪ 6. Balanced Economy: Our economy is built to last! Years of experience ensuring that you’ll have fun! ▪ 6. Professional Staff: Our staff members are the best. No more abuse or unfair treatment! ▪ 7. Custom Everything: Everything is made by our team! Our plugins, artwork, builds, and models are all custom!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

ShatteredVanilla

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, Survival

ShatteredVanilla is a awesome server with multiple gamemodes such survival, hardcore gamemode coming soon, and more awesome gamemodes! we have awesome developers and staff to make your gameplay awesome. We have a cool discord where we host giveaways and events! We even host weekly crystal, sword, pot, cart, and elytra pvp events weekly too! This is a awesome server to meet new friends team up and make server ruling empires to try get ready for the end event every 4 months. We have cool ranks, insane builds, good pvp, and a awesome community for you to play with.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	25	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CraftyMynes

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Join us at CraftyMynes, We are a 100 percent Vanilla Server with great staff and Strong Community! Using all the newest features of Minecraft we have created an exceptional survival experience with TP/SetHome, arenas, parkour, and serverAI.Raiding and Griefing are: Allowed! Mob Griefing is: Enabled!Play on our Server: myne.fun Check out our Forum: https://forum.craftymynes.comWe always use the best hardware with many optimizations: Ryzen 7 5800X Watercooled 64GB ECC RAM 2TB NVMe RAID 1.0Gbps

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CrafterLife

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

You are dead. WHAT? Yes, I know it’s shocking to us as well, but you are dead. HOW? You should be more careful when crossing the road. Truck-kun is everywhere. You wake up in a place with ultimate freedom! Endless exploration! This is your Crafting Afterlife. Welcome, to CrafterLife. CrafterLife is a NO-LAG fun server with friendly players! We don’t police the players here, we believe you can take care of yourselves with the right tools. Protect your land from being griefed with land claims. Someone said something you don’t like? Ignore them with /ignore ! We hope you’re as excited to be here as we are to have you. Enjoy your stay!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	6684

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

World of Eldin

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Founded December 10th, 2010 We do not Tolerate CheatersHackers. Flight, speed, or x-ray will get you banned. We do allow Mini-map. The World of Eldin is not a very easy place to excel. You have the choice to just live off the land out in the wilderness, try and amass enough money to have your land protected, or go the cheaper route and buy land in a city. Our money is iConomy based, and our virtual currency is called Trade-Bars, with Bits used as coins or change. These Trade-Bars are used to buy a multitude of items from player shops and server shops or to buy a variety of land choices for you to build on. After purchasing a plot of land, you will earn yourself a title. Your first title will most likely be Gentry 100 wild tiles or Villager 100 city tiles. Titles are how you get yourself known around the World of Eldin, and they each come with some server responsibilities of their own.Griefing in Eldin is frowned upon, but if you live in the unprotected wilderness expect it City life is so much easier. You can make money by selling certain items to shops, or to other players. Maybe even get hired to perform a job for someone Living in a city or on any protected land will protect you and your precious items from those nasty griefers. With time invested in our server you will soon see your small plot begin to grow into a town, flourish into a hamlet, and evolve into a great thriving empire. Ruled by YOU Declare war, control trade, fight monsters, or spend some time with friends. If you’re tired of visiting servers that disappear over night, give us a try. We have been around for over 8 years and will hopefully be around for a long time to come. Hope to see you there

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	291
Dragon Scales Harvested:	260	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dimension Hops:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

FTB Revelation by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rev.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Canada near USA border. > FTB Revelation 1.12.2 Modpack

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Star Shards Collected:	175
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.