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Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 1611 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 87 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 29 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
Alien Abductions: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy challenges that will keep you on your toes at all times. From building upside-down houses to fighting off zombie chickens, there’s never a dull moment on our SMP. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not involve exploding pigs).
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your inner derp shine in all its glory! Who needs to think when you can just do? Let’s make Minecraft fun again, one ridiculous idea at a time!