Are you tired of constantly overthinking every move you make in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and say goodbye to overthinking as we have a strict “no brain cells allowed” policy. That’s right, leave your logic at the door and embrace the chaos!

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy challenges that will keep you on your toes at all times. From building upside-down houses to fighting off zombie chickens, there’s never a dull moment on our SMP. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not involve exploding pigs).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your inner derp shine in all its glory! Who needs to think when you can just do? Let’s make Minecraft fun again, one ridiculous idea at a time!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 91/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
Magical Moments Shared: 30 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Runes Activated: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Blood Moons Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineHeart

    MineHeart

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Alien Abductions: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Fairytales

    Fairytales

    Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 22 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 16 Gryphons Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Trollrace Network

    Trollrace Network

    Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 93 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Towns Built: 7 Gods Slained: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Divine Scrolls Written: 10
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MCexp

    MCexp

    Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 7
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 143 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 43
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • realme

    realme

    Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Void Armor Forged: 29
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 12 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dextrality

    Dextrality

    Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Void Gems Collected: 12
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dragon Block Apollo

    Dragon Block Apollo

    1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Dimension Hops: 10 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 47
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineBox Network

    MineBox Network

    Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Potions Brewed: 149
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Falling into the Void: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 28
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 21

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TavernMC

    TavernMC

    TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 12 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 18
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 14

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Roleplay Hub

    Roleplay Hub

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 14
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 42

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Loka

    Loka

    Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • From PokeBa

    From PokeBa

    Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 322 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 50
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Chimeras Created: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RealBox

    RealBox

    BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 27 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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