Are you tired of constantly overthinking every move you make in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and say goodbye to overthinking as we have a strict “no brain cells allowed” policy. That’s right, leave your logic at the door and embrace the chaos!

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy challenges that will keep you on your toes at all times. From building upside-down houses to fighting off zombie chickens, there’s never a dull moment on our SMP. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not involve exploding pigs).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your inner derp shine in all its glory! Who needs to think when you can just do? Let’s make Minecraft fun again, one ridiculous idea at a time!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 100/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
Mythical Quests Completed: 13 Secret Passages Found: 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Minehut

    Minehut

    Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 17 Falling into the Void: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • EcoCityCraft Economy

    EcoCityCraft Economy

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 9
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Falling into the Void: 0 Pirate Ships Captured: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Hopela – Survival

    Hopela – Survival

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 2145
    Magic Wands Crafted: 12 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 9 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MysticValleyCraft

    MysticValleyCraft

    Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 29 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Airidale Classic Prisons

    Airidale Classic Prisons

    Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AusCraft

    AusCraft

    » JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Dimension Hops: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Farms Harvested: 631 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server‘s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mirkovic Junior High School

    Mirkovic Junior High School

    Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Runes Activated: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 49 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Dimension Hops: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Simplex

    Simplex

    Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ChocoHills

    ChocoHills

    ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 15 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AwareNetwork

    AwareNetwork

    AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 28 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Void Gems Collected: 20 Enchantments Applied: 162
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Alien Abductions: 0
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HearthCraft

    HearthCraft

    HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Middle School Oasis

    Middle School Oasis

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 6918
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minecraft Community Prison

    Minecraft Community Prison

    MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Chimeras Created: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sky Kingdoms

    Sky Kingdoms

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 16
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineTrade

    MineTrade

    MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 16
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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