Are you tired of constantly overthinking every move you make in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and say goodbye to overthinking as we have a strict “no brain cells allowed” policy. That’s right, leave your logic at the door and embrace the chaos!

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy challenges that will keep you on your toes at all times. From building upside-down houses to fighting off zombie chickens, there’s never a dull moment on our SMP. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not involve exploding pigs).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your inner derp shine in all its glory! Who needs to think when you can just do? Let’s make Minecraft fun again, one ridiculous idea at a time!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
Epic Shields Constructed: 39 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Emeralds Found: 3153
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

New Minecraft Servers

  • realme

    realme

    Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Villages Defended: 7 Mythical Quests Completed: 21
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Zombie Dances: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dextrality

    Dextrality

    Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Animals Bred: 169 New Chunks Explored: 703972
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 16 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dragon Block Apollo

    Dragon Block Apollo

    1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Chimeras Created: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineBox Network

    MineBox Network

    Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Crops Grown: 7766
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TavernMC

    TavernMC

    TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Chimeras Created: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 163276 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2113 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3946 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Roleplay Hub

    Roleplay Hub

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4606 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Loka

    Loka

    Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 29 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Runes Activated: 6 Teleportation Mishaps: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • From PokeBa

    From PokeBa

    Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 26
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Cozy Campfires Lit: 24
    Mythical Quests Completed: 41 Herobrine Sightings: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RealBox

    RealBox

    BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 26
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minewind

    Minewind

    Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

    A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

    Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

    At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

    For more information visit https://minewind.com

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Potions Brewed: 32
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PocketPixels

    PocketPixels

    All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VanillaPlus

    VanillaPlus

    NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 9
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 50 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Ether Blades Crafted: 19 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PlayCDU

    PlayCDU

    Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Potions Brewed: 174
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • JackpotMC

    JackpotMC

    JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 44
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NAVELYA

    NAVELYA

    NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 50
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 10

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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