Are you tired of constantly overthinking every move you make in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and say goodbye to overthinking as we have a strict “no brain cells allowed” policy. That’s right, leave your logic at the door and embrace the chaos!

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy challenges that will keep you on your toes at all times. From building upside-down houses to fighting off zombie chickens, there’s never a dull moment on our SMP. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not involve exploding pigs).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your inner derp shine in all its glory! Who needs to think when you can just do? Let’s make Minecraft fun again, one ridiculous idea at a time!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 101/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13 Mineshafts Explored: 2
Magic Wands Crafted: 19 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 1006
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

New Minecraft Servers

  • Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 47 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Magic Items Found: 7785

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineHeart

    MineHeart

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 1474

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Fairytales

    Fairytales

    Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Enchantments Applied: 148 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Mines Excavated: 2176 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Trollrace Network

    Trollrace Network

    Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 7 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 13 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 18 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MCexp

    MCexp

    Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 169 Magic Crystals Found: 18
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 21
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 161

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • realme

    realme

    Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dextrality

    Dextrality

    Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 471 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Farms Harvested: 932
    Endless Legions Commanded: 15 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dragon Block Apollo

    Dragon Block Apollo

    1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 28 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20 Secret Passages Found: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineBox Network

    MineBox Network

    Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 9 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 23 Ether Blades Crafted: 9
    Dimension Hops: 5 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Animals Bred: 149
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TavernMC

    TavernMC

    TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Runes Activated: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Animals Bred: 158
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Roleplay Hub

    Roleplay Hub

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 19
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 12
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Loka

    Loka

    Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • From PokeBa

    From PokeBa

    Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 34 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 23 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Villages Defended: 12 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RealBox

    RealBox

    BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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