Are you tired of constantly overthinking every move you make in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and say goodbye to overthinking as we have a strict “no brain cells allowed” policy. That’s right, leave your logic at the door and embrace the chaos!

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy challenges that will keep you on your toes at all times. From building upside-down houses to fighting off zombie chickens, there’s never a dull moment on our SMP. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not involve exploding pigs).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your inner derp shine in all its glory! Who needs to think when you can just do? Let’s make Minecraft fun again, one ridiculous idea at a time!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged: 10 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
Villages Defended: 10 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
Gryphons Tamed: 3 Mines Excavated: 4507
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

New Minecraft Servers

  • AbsolutGG

    AbsolutGG

    Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5019 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Enchanted Armories Found: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Savercraft

    Savercraft

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 3864
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 17
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Eden Prison

    Eden Prison

    Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 188 Cursed Statues Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DogeCraft

    DogeCraft

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25 Talking Trees Consulted: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Astrophobia RP

    Astrophobia RP

    At the farthest frontier of explored space, in the deepest, darkest corner of the galaxy, three stranded factions collide. The liberated inmates of a prison ship on a terraforming mission, the corporate paramilitary tasked with guarding them, and the wayward galactic marines that got caught in between. Communications are down, the way home is blocked, resources are dwindling, tensions are high- And the strange alien vessel previously thought destroyed is waking up. Perhaps a way home can be found aboard it, or maybe the three groups will have to make the inhospitable desert planet of Llyr their new home.Key Features: • An immersive Sci-fi experience and a completely player-driven world. • Fully fleshed out, easy to learn and roleplay focused RPG system. • An easy to navigate wiki filled with rich and interesting lore, regularly updated with in-character occurrences and player actions. • A wealth of custom plugins that interact with each other: an economy and job system, a player housing system, interactive data pads and many other features. • A Sci-fi resource pack with many custom models. • Aid one of the existing factions in fighting over resources and taking over outposts (both in space and on the planet’s surface) with our custom conflict system, or create your own faction. • Choose from one of several astrosapient races, and build your character the way you want it with a wide selection of traits and perks. • Empower yourself with rare Xenotech artifacts. And much, much more!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AnimeSucht.com

    AnimeSucht.com

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 33
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Ores Mined: 5178

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlotCraft

    BlotCraft

    Blotcraft Network! About us? We are a Minecraft Video Game community, with a multiplayer server in versions from 1.16.5 to the most updated version, we are always in charge of giving new things and new ideas to the community. Blotcraft has modalities such as FFA’s of pot netherite, diamond, and ffa crystal, also contains its sandbox, survival RPG, Towny with custom Texture pack, and much more. What are you waiting for? Come in and find out, a beautiful community server, followed events and a lot of level.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 115
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Universe Network

    The Universe Network

    The Universe is a Minecraft Community Server for all ages. Our committed Universe Team creates gameplay like no other. Everything on our network is exclusively crafted, ensuring a custom-made and unique experience.Gamemodes: – Next Level Prison – Cyberpunk Laser TagThis server is running entirely on custom code written by experienced creators. It’s safe, grief-free, high-performance, and has dedicated staff. Updates are entirely community-based.Join now!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 19
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5 Gryphons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineSeed

    MineSeed

    Mineseed is a unique and vanilla survival experience.-Grief Prevention -1.18 Caves & Cliffs -Unique Quests Daily -Navigation menus -Spawner Changes -Optimized performance; no lag experienced -Nice player base -Emerald Shops AND A LOT MOREJOIN NOW FOR THE BEST SURVIVAL EXPERIENCE AT PLAY.MINESEED.ORG

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Void Gems Collected: 27
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Medieval Vanilla

    Medieval Vanilla

    A vanilla server with some life quality plugins such as essentials, GriefPrevention, and TreeGravity. The server is updated to the newest version as soon as Optifine is released. With a small and friendly community, we strive to create a safe place to chill out. Griefers and trolls are not welcome and will be banned as soon as possible. SERVER IP: medieval-vanilla.com Server Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19132 Server Port [Java]: 25565Example: medieval-vanilla.com:19132

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 333 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Dragon Eggs Found: 9588
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 33 Horror Stories Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MINERAZE

    MINERAZE

    We offer many features such as:Custom Towny, Items, Mobs, Jobs, Dungeons, and more.Join with org.mineraze.net

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Alien Abductions: 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Villages Defended: 19 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 84 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GladMC

    GladMC

    Minecraft Server GladMC – Brazilian Server BedWars, Full PvP, RankUP, Practice …Server IP: mc.gladmc.com Site: https://gladmc.com Discord: https://dc.gladmc.com Instagram: https://ig.gladmc.comThe best minecraft server in Brazil, without lag with Ping BR! Invite your friends and meet new people, have fun in our mini games.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 26
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Star Shards Collected: 101

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PrismaCraft

    PrismaCraft

    ANNOUNCEMENT! Towny 2 has been released!PrismaCraft is a friendly, community-focused towny server that is perfect for any Minecraft players looking for a place to settle down and vibe, build, and grind to their hearts content! Our unique range of plugins help create a cosy, yet grindy, vanilla-ish experience with RPG elements. Come find your own little home within our lovely community!Discord: https://discord.gg/prismacraft LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/prismacraft

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 14
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FlashSMP

    FlashSMP

    Welcome to BlossomSMP, a captivating Minecraft survival multiplayer experience where creativity and community intertwine in a vibrant world of endless possibilities. In this enchanting 1.20 version of the game, BlossomSMP invites you to embark on a journey like no other, where the landscape is painted with the hues of blossoming trees and the air is filled with the sweet fragrance of adventure.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Emeralds Found: 7776
    Crops Grown: 6336 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 478
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Farms Harvested: 687

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TheYolos

    TheYolos

    A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Chimeras Created: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Ores Mined: 4340
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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