Are you tired of constantly overthinking every move you make in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and say goodbye to overthinking as we have a strict “no brain cells allowed” policy. That’s right, leave your logic at the door and embrace the chaos!

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy challenges that will keep you on your toes at all times. From building upside-down houses to fighting off zombie chickens, there’s never a dull moment on our SMP. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not involve exploding pigs).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your inner derp shine in all its glory! Who needs to think when you can just do? Let’s make Minecraft fun again, one ridiculous idea at a time!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 90/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested: 157 Infernal Machines Built: 1
Magical Moments Shared: 30 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Elysian Craft SMP

    Elysian Craft SMP

    Welcome to Elysian Craft SMP , an excellent server known for it’s amazing experiences. We are a laid-back, no grief, economy, SMP server where we value community above all else. The server is running 1.20+, and everyone is welcome as both Java and Bedrock players are free to join!This is a relaxing Minecraft SMP server with player-oriented plugins to enhance your in-game experience! We strive to provide an engaging environment! You can make new friends, invite your friends, and even relax while playing!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 14 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 24 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Divine Spears Created: 22 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pinecraft Equestrian

    Pinecraft Equestrian

    ABOUT US Pinecraft Equestrian is a unique 1.20.2 Minecraft server created for the youtuber Abigail Pinehaven and her community of horse-game fans! A fully-equipped survival world with bespoke custom plugins and textures brings an unparalleled equine experience to immerse yourself in. Make friends, train, trade and breed your steeds, gather resources and grow, while building your homestead on your very own plot of land!A fun community server with events, horse racing, minigames, livestreams and the chance to feature in YouTube videos!Open to both Java AND Bedrock players!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Villages Defended: 18
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The ex-stem

    The ex-stem

    Ekstammen is a Swedish minecraft server created by the developers behind the old Supermine. Together with the players, we develop what we consider to be Sweden’s best minecraft server where every player has their place and everyone is welcome!Buy flight time for game currency Get tokens by being online that you can use for keys to get awesome tools and items Build your city with new and old friends

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • JOLT Survival

    JOLT Survival

    Jolt is a community SMP focused on creating a fun, friendly, and chill place to play Minecraft. Simplicity is key, and we aim to remain focused on the core game while providing players with a ton of vanilla-friendly quality of life features. Our rules prohibit grief and our staff is committed to helping protect your builds!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 5 Void Armor Forged: 29
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 23
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Farms Harvested: 161 Glorious Feasts Held: 18
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Avalon City Network

    Avalon City Network

    CrossPlay server (JAVA and BEDROCK) with many types of games and minigames, includes more than 60 plugins with which you can have a lot of fun.It also contains SURVIVAL FANTASY and PLOTS with their own world of resources.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8 Glorious Feasts Held: 16
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 19
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Rede Crown

    Rede Crown

    IP: jogar.redecrown.com 1.20SURVIVAL • CLANS • EVENTS • LAND • ECONOMY • SPAWNERS • FARMS • EXCHANGES

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Zombie Dances: 10
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 9

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Honey Horizons

    Honey Horizons

    Hello there! Honey Horizons is a new Semi-Vanilla KeepInventory Minecraft server that aims to create a fun, community driven experience for all players! Honey Horizons offers plenty of QoL plugins to make the Minecraft experience more enjoyable as well as some fun plugins that will definitely make your experience feel more unique. Some plugins we use are McMMO, SimplePets, LibsDisguises, GriefPrevention and plenty more! We also have included Terralith to incorporate it’s amazing world generation into our experience. On Honey Horizons, we do not tolerate any form of griefing or stealing so that we can foster a friendly community that everyone can enjoy. So, what’re you waiting for? Come join us and be come a part of the nest today at: honeyhorizons.buzz

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13
    Demon Skulls Collected: 23 Divine Spears Created: 22
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ConquestLand

    ConquestLand

    ConquestLand is a 1.18-1.20.4 java factions server currently on season 4. We have custom items, an economy, auction house, kits, land claiming, ranks, upgradeable hoppers, coin-flips, MCMMO king of the hill events, upgradeable spawners, interactive ghat games, huge arenas for fighting bosses with the server, pinata parties and so much more! So come and join our community and have fun! The IP Address is ConquestLand.net! And discord.gg/qHJQQQs6mw

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 6406 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 12 Divine Spears Created: 20
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Infinity Craft

    Infinity Craft

    Survival Custom non-premium Bedrock and Java server, we have a bench, protection blocks, new rpg armor, crates, jobs, clan war, fishing system, bar, auctions, missions, votes, dungeons, pvp arena, rank up, marketplace , fishing and among other things.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Animals Bred: 151
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 69 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MatriLand

    MatriLand

    MatriLand Network is a Java/Bedrock cross-play Minecraft server from Bangladesh. It is a survival server with a custom-made map, economy features, and minigames. Need another reason to join MatriLand Network? How about this: the server tries to stay online 24/7, so it will always be ready to play whenever you are!Discord: https://discord.gg/HbqNbKmpgu Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/matriland

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Animals Bred: 111 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 29 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Epirate

    Epirate

    What can Epirate offer? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Build your own Town and Nation Create your own Block-Built ships Wage Wars against other towns and Nations Guns, Custom Medieval Weapons, PotPVP Live Map of Europe you can view on your browser Custom Hats for Combat Sea Monsters! Cannons and Naval Regions Missions, Seasons, Temperature And so much more i can’t fit in here! Discord – https://discord.gg/c99g8N2zvw

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 30
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24 Epic Quests Completed: 12
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Animals Bred: 23
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FoundersMC

    FoundersMC

    FOUNDERSMC [1.20.4]

    Server IP : foundersmc.survival-zone.comServer is not pay2win. Survival made to be challenging. Lands claiming and fly on claimed plots. Roleplay with mcmmo and jobs. Added content for enchanting, farming, fishing, mining, mobs and spawners. Fair gameplay and effort based ranks. Custom items like wings, armors, weapons and tools.Features: ▫️ Advanced Enchantments ▫️ Auction house▫️ BetterRTP▫️ Chest sorting▫️ Chest shops▫️ Custom item crates▫️ Custom mobs and bosses▫️ Custom tags▫️ Dynamp▫️ Free Ranks with essential perks ▫️ Item broadcast▫️ Item filter▫️ Jobs▫️ Lands claiming▫️ Levelled mobs▫️ Mcmmo▫️ Player warps▫️ Player trading▫️ PyroFarming▫️ PyroFishing▫️ PyroMining▫️ PyroSpawners▫️ Resource worlds▫️ Voting systemDiscord server link: https://discord.gg/5XkQPrFGJV

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Epic Shields Constructed: 14
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DusKraft Network

    DusKraft Network

    Java and Bedrock Survival Custom: Daily and weekly Koth Mina PVP, Arena PVP, Bosses Rankups, Custom Trades, etc… Custom Enchantments

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 35

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sword

    Sword

    Gladius prides itself on creating a fun anarchy environment without the hacking. Gladius offers no pay-to-win, no land claim, and little rules. Players are free to kill each other and do whatever they want all night long! Start a society? Raid everyone? Survive solo on the edge of the world? Gladius is the place for you!SEMI-ANARCHY, NO LAND CLAIM, NO CRYSTAL PVPDISCORD: https://discord.gg/28dC355FWn

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 20 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5332 Secret Guilds Joined: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Noxian Network

    Noxian Network

    Our server has everything you need, including a fantastic adventure through survival, custom and classic modes, along with many more pvp-focused modes such as: ffa and boxpvp.And if you’re a Bedrock user, don’t worry: we’ve got you covered! Simply connect to our server using the IP address bd.noxian.xyz and the default port 19132. Join us today and discover the best Minecraft experience!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 23 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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