Are you tired of constantly overthinking every move you make in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and say goodbye to overthinking as we have a strict “no brain cells allowed” policy. That’s right, leave your logic at the door and embrace the chaos!

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy challenges that will keep you on your toes at all times. From building upside-down houses to fighting off zombie chickens, there’s never a dull moment on our SMP. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not involve exploding pigs).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your inner derp shine in all its glory! Who needs to think when you can just do? Let’s make Minecraft fun again, one ridiculous idea at a time!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 102/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

New Minecraft Servers

  • SeaSide

    SeaSide

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 15 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 31

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HexArchon

    HexArchon

    Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Runes Activated: 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 8 Players Killed by Monsters: 996

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Teacher

    Teacher

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 14
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • WHY

    WHY

    NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 11 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Havzmar

    Havzmar

    Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Falling into the Void: 0
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 13
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sapphire SMP

    Sapphire SMP

    Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 43 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 31
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 146

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ContentVeen

    ContentVeen

    ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 20
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Emeralds Found: 4045 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • With UneasyVan

    With UneasyVan

    Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1308 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Falling into the Void: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 124

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Anarchus

    Anarchus

    Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7 Magic Items Found: 6139
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Farms Harvested: 194
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SlimeCraftSMP

    SlimeCraftSMP

    ►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4238 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Hotdog Water

    Hotdog Water

    The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 14
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4179 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Carpour

    Carpour

    Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 20
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 55
    Void Armor Forged: 21 Demon Skulls Collected: 31

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Golden Galaxy MC

    Golden Galaxy MC

    GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 140 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 45 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PixelBallers

    PixelBallers

    Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 37 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 148389 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Happy-HG Network

    Happy-HG Network

    Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Gods Slained: 0
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 32 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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