Are you tired of constantly overthinking every move you make in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and say goodbye to overthinking as we have a strict “no brain cells allowed” policy. That’s right, leave your logic at the door and embrace the chaos!

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy challenges that will keep you on your toes at all times. From building upside-down houses to fighting off zombie chickens, there’s never a dull moment on our SMP. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not involve exploding pigs).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your inner derp shine in all its glory! Who needs to think when you can just do? Let’s make Minecraft fun again, one ridiculous idea at a time!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 106/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened: 6 Crops Grown: 6754
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

New Minecraft Servers

  • SimpleZone

    SimpleZone

    Introducing SimpleZone, a friendly server that brings a new level of fun, excitement, and adventure to your Minecraft experience. Our focus is on simple yet unique additions that enhance your everyday gameplay. We are starting with Survival, and there’s even more witty and enjoyable content coming your way soon!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Zombie Dances: 0
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Astoria

    Astoria

    Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 33 Emeralds Found: 7130
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 291 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Friends Zone

    Friends Zone

    The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 45 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 11 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • idkSMP

    idkSMP

    A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11
    Void Gems Collected: 11 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mine Down Under

    Mine Down Under

    An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 402
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 6
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 11

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TerraCraft

    TerraCraft

    EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 43 Demon Skulls Collected: 46
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Ores Mined: 1353
    Void Gems Collected: 20 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 14 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

    CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

    CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 13
    Crops Grown: 7028 Magic Items Found: 3846
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AphelionMC

    AphelionMC

    AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 21 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 22
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 309
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 19 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Gods Realm Romania

    Gods Realm Romania

    Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

    Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Alien Abductions: 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Valatic

    Valatic

    A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 11
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 26 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 15
    Void Armor Forged: 13 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Oasis Network

    Oasis Network

    Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Villages Defended: 11 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 43
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 22 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 55 Secret Guilds Joined: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Servvival Network

    Servvival Network

    Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 28 Divine Spears Created: 17
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Phantom Rings Equipped: 14
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 21

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RomanMC

    RomanMC

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 237
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Wafflez Snapshot Server

    Wafflez Snapshot Server

    WafflezMC is a network with two currently attached servers, Wafflez and isle96. Wafflez is a server that dates back to 2012 and is a economy/community based survival server where you can vote for free rank upgrades, earn cash, and earn more claim blocks. Wafflez has a large selection of possible ranks to purchase, some of which are even purchasable with in-game money. You can battle people in the arena or climb to the top of balancetop. Become a part of the very community oriented server now! isle96 is a more hardcore survival based server where griefing is allowed and pvp is enabled in the wild. It was one of the goals to make it feel free and open to all so even at a base rank you unlock lots of cool perks you can check out in the /ranks menu. All ranks are purchasable with in-game money on isle96!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Crops Grown: 9592
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 16

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • SoloLegends

    SoloLegends

    Welcome to SoloLegends.You will find a warm gaming environment, come and play… We would like you to participate in our community.IP: sololegends.net Store: https://store.sololegends.net (70% off sale + 10% “Patrox” Code) Discord: https://invite.gg/Sololegends

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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