Are you tired of constantly overthinking every move you make in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and say goodbye to overthinking as we have a strict “no brain cells allowed” policy. That’s right, leave your logic at the door and embrace the chaos!

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy challenges that will keep you on your toes at all times. From building upside-down houses to fighting off zombie chickens, there’s never a dull moment on our SMP. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not involve exploding pigs).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your inner derp shine in all its glory! Who needs to think when you can just do? Let’s make Minecraft fun again, one ridiculous idea at a time!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 102/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Void Armor Forged: 15
Blood Moons Survived: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 10

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

New Minecraft Servers

  • ZombiEra Official

    ZombiEra Official

    Welcome to ZombiEra Minecraft server!Dear Minecraft enthusiasts, experience a unique zombie apocalypse on ZombiEra Official! Our custom plugin transforms the vanilla Minecraft world for an unparalleled gaming experience.Open Beta Now Live! Join, explore, and report bugs. Your feedback refines the game for you.Your Ideas Shape Us. Be part of our community-driven server! Share suggestions, shaping the future of ZombiEra Official.Server Details: Version 1.18.x to 1.20.x, Platform: Java EditionEmbark on the ZombiEra journey today! Join us in creating an epic Minecraft apocalypse. Sincerely, ZombiEra Official Team

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Endless Legions Commanded: 37 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Runes Activated: 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 32 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SpillZone

    SpillZone

    Hello and welcome to SpillSone Norwegian Minecraft Server!Game zone consists of several game zones, which means that you can choose from * Survival * Towny * Vanilla (Whitelisted) * MiniGames (BedWars, BuildBattle, Parkour, The Lab, and PartyGames)You choose what suits you to play!But I recommend that you read the SpillSone.no website for more information!The server opens 28 January 2024

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 9 Star Shards Collected: 104
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • 16b16t

    16b16t

    16b16t is an anarchy server similar to 2b2t with no rules and no queues. This means that you can do whatever you want and there is no punishment for doing so. This also includes hacking and duping, which are both allowed on the server.The server has /tpa commands to give an unique twist to the anarchy experience but besides that there are no plugins that interfere with the gameplay. This also includes no grief protection or claims, so be careful where you build your base.There is no staff on the server, so there is no one to help you if you get into a dispute with another player.The server started in 15.01.2024 after the complete shutdown of 16b16t.org

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Dragon Eggs Found: 4678
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Mythical Relics Collected: 9
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PokeSMP

    PokeSMP

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Falling into the Void: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 82 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 6 Astral Mages Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Vita Craft

    Vita Craft

    !!! NEW Minecraft Server !!! Only Survival game. Build a home, trade make you world amazing! Enjoy in a small community with your friends. Jump also in our discord.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Animals Bred: 28 Epic Battles Fought: 9
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TOMB

    TOMB

    Enter the land of Kaihoshi to find your own Adventure! The TOMB Minecraft Server delivers a vanilla experience with focus on adventure, lore, and community. Explore tons of curated single-player experiences that will test your combat, parkour, and Minecraft knowledge like never before! Unlock custom items such as the Hellfire Wand and Medallion of the Seas that will change the way you play Minecraft! Discover the rich history of Kaihoshi both in the wild and in custom cities filled with interactive NPCs and interesting quests! Take a break from adventuring, and build your own town using the Towny plugin! If you’re interested in a small, community-focused fantasy server, consider checking out TOMB!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 16 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 17 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Potions Brewed: 163 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26
    Mines Excavated: 4285 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Simplemon

    Simplemon

    1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server. With Quality League-Tournament-Clan Systems, You Can Join Clans and Participate in Enjoyable Battles in a Black Clover Clans Style System. You can have a good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability. You can replace your stones with another stone such as daily mega, z stones such as Megatakas Ztakas.1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server With our high quality league-tournament-clan systems, you can join in clans like black clover clan recruitment fights and have enjoyful fights. You can have good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability event. You can change your megastones , Z items with the daily /megatakas , /ztakas commands. I know the server is turkish but I could help any english players by myself.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Hardvival

    Hardvival

    Welcome !Hardvival SMP is a new semi anarchy server with a strong focus on survival aspects of the game. We redefined the meaning of survival in the game by drastically changing some features to provide more entertaining and challenging experience for everyone.To achieve that, we’ve overhauled the gameplay, wether it being by simple changes to mob difficulty, drops and player regen or complex ones like ore generation, farming, trading and even dimension tweaks, we did our best to reduce the no-effort aspects and thus making the survival more enjoyable!Despite all that, we still maintain the vanilla feeling that usually doesn’t interfere with the core gameplay and by being a semi-anarchy, we put little to no restrictions on the way you play and interact with others. (except for cheating) Wether you’re a pvper, builder, explorer, grinder, fishing enjoyer or even just came here to chill. You’re welcome to join our server and its growing community !

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CalamityMC

    CalamityMC

    CalamityCraft: Towny Siegewar + Resources Gold economy Quarters Brewery Guns Discord Chatbot Fun games in the discord Owner engages with the community a lotComplete a questline, Defeat ancient gods, Cure a starborn illness that infects the universe, Make a religion and become a god, Make the deitys themselves fear you

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Chimeras Created: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Emeralds Found: 7875 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SleepyCraft

    SleepyCraft

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 14
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10
    Magic Wands Crafted: 16 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FunBlocks

    FunBlocks

    FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands  – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Runes Activated: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Animals Bred: 180 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
    Mines Excavated: 1090 Cozy Campfires Lit: 12
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • OasisCraftBr

    OasisCraftBr

    IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2698 Alien Abductions: 4
    Endless Legions Commanded: 23 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafted SMP

    Crafted SMP

    Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 35 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Dragon Eggs Found: 798 Treasure Maps Found: 11
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Secret Passages Found: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MythicSMP

    MythicSMP

    MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Alien Abductions: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 42
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Mines Excavated: 1730 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Aquatic Vanilla

    Aquatic Vanilla

    Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 15
    Ether Blades Crafted: 18 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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