Are you tired of constantly overthinking every move you make in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and say goodbye to overthinking as we have a strict “no brain cells allowed” policy. That’s right, leave your logic at the door and embrace the chaos!

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy challenges that will keep you on your toes at all times. From building upside-down houses to fighting off zombie chickens, there’s never a dull moment on our SMP. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not involve exploding pigs).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your inner derp shine in all its glory! Who needs to think when you can just do? Let’s make Minecraft fun again, one ridiculous idea at a time!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 93/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23 Rune Stones Activated: 2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 13

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Craftworld

    Craftworld

    Factions,Prison,Skyblock,FUN!!! Join now best 1.5.2 cracked server on the planet right now! Along with OP prison server IP: craftworldprison.no-ip.org

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 42 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HOPE MC

    HOPE MC

    Join HOPE MC, the Indian hardcore Minecraft server where true warriors thrive. In this challenging and intense survival experience, test your skills and determination against daunting odds. With limited resources and the threat of permadeath, every decision matters. Immerse yourself in an Indian-themed world, exploring vibrant landscapes and uncovering ancient secrets. Connect with a community of like-minded players, engaging in thrilling PvP battles and participating in exciting events. Prove your mettle and become a legend in the Indian gaming community. Will you rise to the challenge or crumble under the pressure? The choice is yours on HOPE MC, where hardcore survival reaches new heights. What is the server IP for Hope Mc? The IP address for Hope Mc is hope.pocketmc.net.And the port for bedrock edition is 25167.You can use this IP Address to start playing on the Hope Mc Minecraft Server now. This is the most recent, accurate, and working IP Address you will find as of 2024.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Magical Moments Shared: 19
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Void Gems Collected: 11
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 35
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • WaterFunNetWork

    WaterFunNetWork

    WaterFunNetWork is best Network with low ping gamemode pvp,boxpvp, Lifesteal other soon join now⭐

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 43 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Enchantments Applied: 50 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 300 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 30 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • literal vanilla

    literal vanilla

    literal vanilla is a server where the gameplay is purely vanilla no tpa no sethome no nothing. just the vanilla game at its purest form.we also allow stuff like griefing and stealing

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Epic Quests Completed: 19 Vanishing Items Found: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Spread of Civilization

    Spread of Civilization

    Spread of Civilization – Embark on an Epic Journey!Welcome to Spread of Civilization, an innovative new server that brings you a unique Minecraft experience with an extra touch of realism! The goal of this server is to encourage players to collaborate, trade, engage in diplomacy, and interact with the world in a way that feels real. – Limited teleports, but better travel infrastructure with Dynmap, HsRails, Rail Protector and SpeedyBoats – Season Cycle and Real Farming with plant and animal growth based on their environment – Use-based land claims with Influence Claims – Ever-expanding world borders with Dynamic Borders

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16 Chimeras Created: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sarkarnetwork

    Sarkarnetwork

    Minecraft lifesteal 24/7 Online Join now And not forget to vote our minecraft server For more information Join our discord server

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HyperMc

    HyperMc

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 385 Falling into the Void: 3
    Towns Built: 7 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MiniMC

    MiniMC

    MiniMC [SMP] [Earth / Towny] [Fun]

    – Website: www.minimc.xyz – Discord: https://discord.gg/qjSwYnP2SF – Server IP: minimc.mc.gg – Version: 1.20.4 ————————————– – LGBTQ friendly – Custom in-game economy – Lots of different activities to do – Custom ranks (Paid and Free) – Earth scaled map – Create towns with friends – MCMMO

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 9
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Zombie Escape

    Zombie Escape

    Are you ready to face the undead in a thrilling survival adventure? Welcome to the Zombie Escape server, a unique twist inspired by the popular game MineZ. Immerse yourself in a 2000×2000 block world teeming with zombies and other dangerous creatures, where your survival skills will be put to the ultimate test.Explore a vast and challenging world overrun by zombies. Navigate through treacherous landscapes and unravel the mysteries hidden within.Loot Crates and Chests: Search for loot crates and chests scattered throughout the environment. Acquire essential supplies such as bandages, medkits, weapons, and various tools to aid your survival.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7808 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Crops Grown: 1196 Eternal Flames Captured: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Soul Steal

    Soul Steal

    Welcome to our Lifesteal Minecraft server! Raid bases, build your stronghold, steal hearts, and aim for world domination. Engage in strategic PvP battles, become a master builder, or a cunning infiltrator. Are you ready for the thrill of raiding, building, stealing, and conquering? Join now and make your mark!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18 Buildings Constructed: 49
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RebornAge

    RebornAge

    Dive into a world where challenge meets creativity, and your skill is the key to success. In this unique environment, your mission is to earn the utmost respect and advance through the ranks of the prison.Your journey begins with a bare cell and a modest pickaxe, but your ability to mine and gather resources will pave the way to freedom. Navigate through intricate blocks, solve captivating puzzles, and climb the levels of the prison hierarchy. Only the most skilled will survive and attain the status of OP prisoner!Customize your cell with style and creativity, showcase your talent in the art of trade, and build strategic alliances with fellow inmates. But beware, the prison is full of challenges and pitfalls, and only those who demonstrate wit and skill will emerge victorious.Connect with players from around the world, face epic challenges, and showcase your mastery in Minecraft’s OP Prison mode. Prepare for a gripping experience, where skill and creativity will open the doors to freedom in a world like no other! Enter, mine, build, and conquer.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Astral Projections Made: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Phoenix MC

    Phoenix MC

    A friendly fun place to play Minecraft. We offer Survival and Skyblock servers. We are not pay to win! All ranks are achieved only through playing on our server

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 100 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Wilderness Tamed: 11 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TerryLovers

    TerryLovers

    Semi-Anarchic Vanilla Server 1.20.2 with: -Rankups system -Safes -Daily rewards -Clans -Arenapvp. Airdrops -KOTH PVP

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 48
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ChainMC

    ChainMC

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 122 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 321
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 28

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Thieves Den

    The Thieves Den

    A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 9
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Dimension Hops: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Farms Harvested: 318 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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