StLoser Minecraft SMP

Analysis, Challenges, criticism, Defeat, Disappointment, embarrassing loss, Fans, football, Frustration, future prospects, Improvement, Manager, Minecraft, Performance, reaction, shitposting, smp, sports, St. James’ Park, StLoser, Tactics, Ten Hag, United

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4520
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	214	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

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Are you tired of constantly losing at St. James’ Park? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can deflect all the shitposting and turn your luck around like Manchester United! We even have the legendary Ten Hag on board to lead us to victory. Join us now and become part of the most epic comeback story in Minecraft history!

Classic Realms

Economy, Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7627
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Potions Brewed:	163
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Classic Realms is a Minecraft survival server which strives to bring back the old classic survival experience, cutting out the nonsense from modern day servers. If you’re looking for a fun, non p2w server! Classic Realms is your best bet!Connect using bedrock with the ip: bedrock.classicrealms.net and the port 8188

play.classicrealms.net

SkeletoSMP

Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1479
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Farms Harvested:	531	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22

Best survival SMP u can find . Very good staff and players friendly server everyone will be helpful join us and have fun !!!

fun.skeletosmp.com

Sky Valley

Economy, Skyblock

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1276
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Emeralds Found:	426
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Chimeras Created:	3

Welcome to Sky Valley This is a server focused on SkyBlock in 1.18.2 that contains RPG elements and other interesting mechanics.** Resources ** + Missions, Improvements, Leaderboards, Island Levels, Improvements + Slimefun – New Features, Backpacks, Reactors, Ranks + New custom Enchantments! + New fish, bait with sales system! + Spawners, Boxes, Votes, Jobs, Auctions, Arena + Skills, Boostable Stats and Mana! + Kits, weekly and daily events!,

skyvalleymc.servmine.com

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9700
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	536
Alien Abductions:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	164
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

mc-seaside.eu

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7231
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	21

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

play.hexarchon.net

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9657
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

play.maestrea.com

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5059
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2846	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1374
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

play.ninden.net

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4527
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Buildings Constructed:	22
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

havzmar.nodecraft.gg

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9335
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Farms Harvested:	401
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Ores Mined:	4388
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

play.sapphiresmp.net

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6331
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

play.contentveen.nl

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7971
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Magic Items Found:	1568
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5466	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

UneasyVanilla.com

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7518
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

play.anarchus.com

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2852
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

64.20.56.219:19145

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5965
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	6636
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

play.hotdogwater.dog

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	827
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

play.Carpour.com