StLoser Minecraft SMP

Analysis, Challenges, criticism, Defeat, Disappointment, embarrassing loss, Fans, football, Frustration, future prospects, Improvement, Manager, Minecraft, Performance, reaction, shitposting, smp, sports, St. James’ Park, StLoser, Tactics, Ten Hag, United

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2290
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of constantly losing at St. James’ Park? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can deflect all the shitposting and turn your luck around like Manchester United! We even have the legendary Ten Hag on board to lead us to victory. Join us now and become part of the most epic comeback story in Minecraft history!

Heese SMP

PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	585
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Q: How do i join? It’s simple, server version is 1.20.1 or above and you connect with IP: heesesmp.com Make sure to read our rules upon joining as not following them may get you permanently banned from the server.Q: What features does Heese SMP have? We have some plugins/features that enchance player’s experience such as: • Ability to save home and teleport to it • Ability to mine mob spawners and use them to make farms • No Grief Policy – The server does not use protection plugins, and in case that you have been griefed, report it to us with /griefreport • Player’s Heads drop on death • Create Shops using the TradeShop plugin • And more! Feel free to ask a staff member about anything you don’t understand Server rules are listed in ⁠rules channel on discord.

heesesmp.com:25604

TerraeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6799
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Potions Brewed:	36
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting survival experience on both Bedrock and Java editions?Look no further than TerraeMC! Our server boasts a Towny system that allows you to form your own town, join a nation and conquer the earth alongside other players.We run on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and are compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions. Our bedrock port is 19132.Visit our website at http://terraemc.net for more information and join our friendly and active Discord community at https://discord.gg/CQ2DYwH. Join TerraeMC today and start your adventure!

mcs.terraemc.net

Kinetic Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7714
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Secret Passages Found:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Thanks for checking out our page. The Kinetic Network has been around for over 4 years hosting our own custom-built modpacks. In 2021 we also started to offer FTB and Curse modpacks alongside our own.We have modded servers for 1.7.10, 1.12.2, and 1.16.5. So whatever you think is the best update for modded, we’ve got you covered.Find out how to join our network here: https://kineticnetwork.net/

play.kineticnetwork.net

SummerCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4373
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Dimension Hops:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magic Items Found:	3499
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

JAVA AND BEDROCK! BEDROCK PORT: 54059Welcome to our vanilla-esque Minecraft survival server! Join us and experience the ultimate survival gameplay, where you must gather resources, build your own shelter, and face the challenges of the wild.Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more!Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more! Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!

play.aestascraft.net

PartyRealms

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7482
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Towns Built:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7892	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

IP Address: partyrealms.comDiscord: https://discord.partyrealms.com/ Website: https://partyrealms.com/ Rules: https://partyrealms.com/rules/PartyRealms is Minecraft reimagined. A fully modified experience that aims to enhance Minecraft through rebalancing many systems and adding many more!

partyrealms.com

DifferentCraft Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6133
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

DifferentCraft is a Minecraft Survival server bursting with custom features, striving to be one of the best Towny servers out there! DifferentCraft runs on a custom built machine which is hosted at a Tier-1 data center to guarantee you the smoothest experience possible!We run a bunch of custom-made plugins so you’ll never get bored! You’ll find custom items and crafting systems at your fingertips, a rank progression system that grants you new perks while climbing the ranks! Some other things you’ll find are a brewing plugin that adds 60+ custom brewing recipes, a modified version of Slimefun to offer over 200 new items with lag free gameplay, MythicDrops and so much more!

Mc.DifferentCraft.Net

Cubiverse

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7458
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Ores Mined:	9805
Towns Built:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23

We are a non-profit vanilla Minecraft server that never resets and is always 100% EULA compliant. We never sell ranks and we offer a unique anarchy experience. /-/Server Rules/-/ 1. Do not cheat or hack in the server. Cheating includes exploiting game mechanics, using a hacked client and anything else that takes away from the multiplayer experience. Only mods that don’t give an unfair advantage are allowed on the server. 2. Do not spam. 3. Do not advertise. 4. Do not lag the server. 5. Alts are not allowed on the server. 6. Do not exchange in-game items for value outside Minecraft.Server-IP: cubiverse.online Server Version: Java 1.20.2Join our Discord to get whitelisted – https://discord.gg/FdJQVkcky3

cubiverse.online

6b6t

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5149
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	56	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Star Shards Collected:	68	Royal Courts Attended:	0

6b6t is a survival Minecraft anarchy server with no rules, no punishments, no limits where players can do whatever they want in a world that can support 1000 players connected at the same time without any waiting lines. The server also has /tpa and /home for more active gameplay. Hacking and griefing is allowed, just like everything else. 6b6t seed is the same as 2b2t seed: -4172144997902289642IP: play.6b6t.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.6b6t.org Bedrock Port: 19132

play.6b6t.org

Evolved Survival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4614
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Votes:	4064

play.evolvedsurvival.org

Cherry Blossom SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8586
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Crops Grown:	2283
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Emeralds Found:	3018	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Farms Harvested:	349	Meteorites Collected:	2

Cherry Blossom was created to give players a feeling of progression and accomplishment while staying simple and close to vanilla, while offering a variety of plugins that enhance the minecraft experience such as /sethome, /tpa, /rtp, chest/door locks, and /rest. We have constant updates and active staff! Simple spawn! You wont find a massive useless spawn city that contains a few rule signs. Come give us a try! NEWEST UPDATE: Board games! Come play chess, checkers, uno, tictactoe, connectfour, and more! NO P2W EVER – EULA FRIENDLY DONOR OPTIONS 1.17.1 Survival –Server Shop and Player Shops | Buy and sell to make money. -Money from Mobs | Earn money by killing mobs! -Player Economy | Server shop is limited so buy/sell from other players! -Unique Items | Obtain super rare and unique items. -Ranks | Rank up to earn new permissions and cosmetic pets! -Towny | Rank up to be able to purchase and manage your own town! -mcMMO | Progress your character and level skills -Gravestones when you die that even tell you coordinates!

cherryblossom.apexmc.co

Sky Blossom

Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Vanilla

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8847
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Villages Defended:	20
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Welcome to Sky Blossom!A fresh new Skyblock server with an emphasis on being community driven and casual!There are a number of plugins on the server but the main ones that will affect your experience and gameplay are:ChestShop CrazyCrates ProCosmetics IridiumSkyblock Jobs Reborn …and more to come!The server IP is SkyBlossom.mcjoin.me

skyblossom.mcjoin.me

Nomifactory by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8134
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: nomi.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Nomifactory CEu port Modpack > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Canada near USA border.

nomi.craftersland.net

Cube-Nation.de

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1835
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11

Cube Nation – The server with the feel-good effectStill looking for a Minecraft server with a great, German-speaking community? Then you are exactly right with us!With its well thought-out and constantly developed concept, Cube-Nation offers you a Minecraft gaming experience that you won’t want to miss any more. Together with the players, we have developed one of the friendliest Minecraft servers in German-speaking countries since 2011. The community not only includes the competent server team, but of course also every single Cube Nation player! Because it is the community that makes the server what it is today – namely a server with the feel-good effect!Main server – city build with resident and farm worlds On the main server you can freely choose your own building area in the specially generated landscape, where you enjoy absolute protection from griefing. You can decide for yourself which other players should receive building rights. If you no longer have enough space, we will be happy to help you expand your property!To keep the resident worlds pretty, there is a mining world that is reset regularly. As a result, there has been no map reset of the resident worlds since the server started in September 2011! This way you will be able to admire your buildings again many years later.Discover the Cube Nation network! In addition to the main server presented with a focus on city build and survival, we also offer other servers. There is a freebuild vanilla survival server, a creative server, the Acid Island server and an event server. You can easily switch between servers and the chat is also visible across servers.

cube-nation.de

Simply Vanilla

Hardcore, PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9912
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Divine Spears Created:	22
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Welcome to Simply Vanilla!Simply Vanilla is focused on semi-vanilla, survival gameplay, though we also incorporate a few lightweight plugins. Playing with friends is easy with basic teleport commands, and one sethome makes the vanilla experience more favorable. We pride ourselves on our tight-knit, kind community and are super welcoming! We have a mature player base with older players, though anyone is encouraged to join. We try our best to do monthly events with chances to win exclusive prizes. Stop by today to check us out and meet your new server family! Check out our website for more information: simplyvanilla.coRules: Check out our rules at simplyvanilla.co/rules

simplyvanilla.co

Project AZOTH

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2282
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Emeralds Found:	8346	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Enchantments Applied:	224

The AZOTH Network is a growing community project that features a faithful but wholly unique Pixelmon MMO based on the Pokmon series games as well as a handful of other Minecraft servers that aim to combine the best of both series. It has been in the works since 2011. While the project has gone through many different phases and servers since its humble beginnings, it finally began to take shape in 2020 after making its way back to the original community that started it all and rebranding into what it is today.We strive to provide a definitive experience that pulls in ideas from all the best places, without resorting to Pay-2-Win practices that so many other communities have fallen prey to. ABSOLUTELY NO LOOTBOXES, CRATES, GAMBLING, MONEY-GRUBBING OR MICROTRANSACTIONS WHATSOEVER! Our experienced staff aims to keep the environment as fair and balanced for each and every player as possible; the era of P2W Pixelmon servers and PokeMMO knock-offs ends with us.-Fully-Featured Pixelmon Adventure Map -Adventure through Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova, Kalos, Alola, Galar, and beyond! -Origins-Style Gym scaling that alters a Gym Leader’s Team based on your party strength and number of Badges. -Interconnected world woven together with areas from the unreleased Spaceworld Beta. -Shadow Pokmon storyline in the Orre region from Colosseum. -CustomNPCs with tailored scripts for item storage, usable TM Cases, Game Corner games, and more!

play.projectazoth.net