StLoser Minecraft SMP

Analysis, Challenges, criticism, Defeat, Disappointment, embarrassing loss, Fans, football, Frustration, future prospects, Improvement, Manager, Minecraft, Performance, reaction, shitposting, smp, sports, St. James’ Park, StLoser, Tactics, Ten Hag, United

Are you tired of constantly losing at St. James’ Park? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can deflect all the shitposting and turn your luck around like Manchester United! We even have the legendary Ten Hag on board to lead us to victory. Join us now and become part of the most epic comeback story in Minecraft history!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	2668

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dimension Hops:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Divine Spears Created:	18	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Magic Items Found:	8272	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	258
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Void Armor Forged:	22	Dragon Eggs Found:	5987
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Dimension Hops:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Enchantments Applied:	275
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.