StLoser Minecraft SMP

Analysis, Challenges, criticism, Defeat, Disappointment, embarrassing loss, Fans, football, Frustration, future prospects, Improvement, Manager, Minecraft, Performance, reaction, shitposting, smp, sports, St. James’ Park, StLoser, Tactics, Ten Hag, United

Are you tired of constantly losing at St. James’ Park? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can deflect all the shitposting and turn your luck around like Manchester United! We even have the legendary Ten Hag on board to lead us to victory. Join us now and become part of the most epic comeback story in Minecraft history!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Towns Built:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	35	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Villages Defended:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7102	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Star Shards Collected:	90
Secret Passages Found:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Endless Night Skies:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Alien Abductions:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Farms Harvested:	319	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Void Gems Collected:	28	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Dimension Hops:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	47

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Star Shards Collected:	222
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dimension Hops:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.