StLoser Minecraft SMP

Analysis, Challenges, criticism, Defeat, Disappointment, embarrassing loss, Fans, football, Frustration, future prospects, Improvement, Manager, Minecraft, Performance, reaction, shitposting, smp, sports, St. James’ Park, StLoser, Tactics, Ten Hag, United

Are you tired of constantly losing at St. James’ Park? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can deflect all the shitposting and turn your luck around like Manchester United! We even have the legendary Ten Hag on board to lead us to victory. Join us now and become part of the most epic comeback story in Minecraft history!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Towns Built:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	9721
Love Letters Sent:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Dimension Hops:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5772	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8893
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Animals Bred:	80	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Void Armor Forged:	18
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Falling into the Void:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ores Mined:	4919	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Villages Defended:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	8860
New Chunks Explored:	742074	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	130
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	302734
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ores Mined:	1476
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	213374
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	9417	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.