StLoser Minecraft SMP

Analysis, Challenges, criticism, Defeat, Disappointment, embarrassing loss, Fans, football, Frustration, future prospects, Improvement, Manager, Minecraft, Performance, reaction, shitposting, smp, sports, St. James’ Park, StLoser, Tactics, Ten Hag, United

Are you tired of constantly losing at St. James’ Park? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can deflect all the shitposting and turn your luck around like Manchester United! We even have the legendary Ten Hag on board to lead us to victory. Join us now and become part of the most epic comeback story in Minecraft history!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Farms Harvested:	588
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Potions Brewed:	25

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Enchantments Applied:	180	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Enchantments Applied:	279
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Towns Built:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Farms Harvested:	902	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	291	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	99
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Farms Harvested:	456
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	12

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Void Gems Collected:	38	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Runes Activated:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1045	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ores Mined:	7027

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.