StLoser Minecraft SMP

Analysis, Challenges, criticism, Defeat, Disappointment, embarrassing loss, Fans, football, Frustration, future prospects, Improvement, Manager, Minecraft, Performance, reaction, shitposting, smp, sports, St. James’ Park, StLoser, Tactics, Ten Hag, United

Are you tired of constantly losing at St. James’ Park? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can deflect all the shitposting and turn your luck around like Manchester United! We even have the legendary Ten Hag on board to lead us to victory. Join us now and become part of the most epic comeback story in Minecraft history!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Void Gems Collected:	37	Mines Excavated:	2689
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Potions Brewed:	30	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Void Armor Forged:	19
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Emeralds Found:	7559
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Holy Grails Found:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Dimension Hops:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	34	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Buildings Constructed:	43
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Crops Grown:	2394	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Potions Brewed:	100
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Void Gems Collected:	40
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Enchantments Applied:	77	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Zombie Dances:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Void Armor Forged:	28

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	New Chunks Explored:	848748
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Dimension Hops:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.