StLoser Minecraft SMP

Analysis, Challenges, criticism, Defeat, Disappointment, embarrassing loss, Fans, football, Frustration, future prospects, Improvement, Manager, Minecraft, Performance, reaction, shitposting, smp, sports, St. James’ Park, StLoser, Tactics, Ten Hag, United

Are you tired of constantly losing at St. James’ Park? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can deflect all the shitposting and turn your luck around like Manchester United! We even have the legendary Ten Hag on board to lead us to victory. Join us now and become part of the most epic comeback story in Minecraft history!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Enchantments Applied:	231

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Mines Excavated:	1758	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Potions Brewed:	122
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Star Shards Collected:	126

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Crops Grown:	3067	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	1163	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Secret Passages Found:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	329	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Chimeras Created:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9190
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Love Letters Sent:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Chimeras Created:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Star Shards Collected:	106	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.