StLoser Minecraft SMP

Analysis, Challenges, criticism, Defeat, Disappointment, embarrassing loss, Fans, football, Frustration, future prospects, Improvement, Manager, Minecraft, Performance, reaction, shitposting, smp, sports, St. James’ Park, StLoser, Tactics, Ten Hag, United

Are you tired of constantly losing at St. James’ Park? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can deflect all the shitposting and turn your luck around like Manchester United! We even have the legendary Ten Hag on board to lead us to victory. Join us now and become part of the most epic comeback story in Minecraft history!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7250
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	174	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	7640
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Runes Activated:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Meteorites Collected:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5595
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Emeralds Found:	4161
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9847	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Chimeras Created:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Animals Bred:	171	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Dragon Scales Harvested:	138
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Enchantments Applied:	157	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Magic Items Found:	6762	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

MOOCRAFT

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

– – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Peaceful Vanilla Club

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	42

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.