StinkyFriendAITAH | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as messy as your friend’s house? Look no further! Join our server for a chaotic experience that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Just like how you tried to clean up your friend’s house, you’ll find yourself constantly trying to keep up with the madness on our server. Piles of blocks everywhere, animals running amok, and a general disregard for cleanliness – it’s a hoarder’s paradise!

But don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your messy building habits. In fact, we encourage it! Embrace the chaos and let your creativity run wild in a world where cleanliness is overrated.

So come join us on our server and experience the thrill of navigating through a virtual hoarder’s nightmare. Who needs a clean house when you can have a messy Minecraft server instead?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Runes Activated:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CraftyWars: Israeli vs Iran

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where Israeli leaders are battling a massive Iranian assault… in Minecraft! That’s right, folks, join our server and witness the epic showdown between these two nations, all in blocky, pixelated glory.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you get to witness this intense battle, but you can also join in on the action! Choose your side and fight for victory in the most epic war Minecraft has ever seen. Will you defend Israel from the Iranian invaders, or will you join forces with Iran to crush your enemies? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have custom weapons and armor that will make you feel like a true warrior on the battlefield. From diamond swords to enchanted bows, you’ll have everything you need to dominate your foes and emerge victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of war in Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PixelPreggoCraft – Obesity Risk-Free!

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so, like, if you wanna join dis server, you gonna have a blast, bro. like, we got all da crazy stuff happenin’, like perinatal chemical exposures and the epigenome, whatever that means. but, like, who cares about predictin’ childhood obesity when you can be buildin’ epic stuff in Minecraft, amirite?

join dis server for a wild ride, where the only clinical risk factors you gotta worry about is runnin’ outta diamonds or gettin’ attacked by a creeper. we got crazy stories like how one player built a giant rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or how another player tamed a whole army of wolves to protect their base.

so, if you wanna have a good time and forget about all that scientific mumbo jumbo, come join us on the most epic Minecraft server ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Enchantments Applied:	109

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Sanctuary | Meitenes Creative Server! Minecraft server

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Welcome to the unique creative world of Sanctuary! ✨

Here you will find two fascinating worlds: a world with rafts for your architectural masterpieces, as well as an open world for creativity among breathtaking landscape.

Also, don’t miss the opportunity to follow streams and new videos our dedicated administrator meitene, who will not only raise Your mood and inspiration will be taken to a new level, but it will also show the most exciting moments in our gaming world.

Create your own unique buildings, embody fabulous landscapes and realize your fantastic ideas on fun events from meitene!

Join the Sanctuary community and realize your the best creative ideas in our Minecraft world! ✨

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Super Smash Bros. Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all they do is take your money and run off to work on other games? Well, fear not, because our server is run by the infamous rugpull edishFizzi! That’s right, he took your money and now he’s spending his time setting up Netplay for Melee/P+, 64/Smash Remix, and even a latency mod that will blow your mind!

Join us for quickplay-enabled madness, where the only thing more outrageous than our server is the stories we make up to explain why you should join. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride! So come on in and see what all the fuss is about, because on our server, anything goes (except for your money, of course).

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

NoDadKissesMCServer

Apology, Boundaries, Communication, cultural norms, emotional response, family, family conflict, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, father-daughter bond, forgiveness, generational differences, misunderstanding, NoDadKissesMCServer, overreaction, personal space, physical affection, reconciliation, Respect

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama reaches new heights! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected reactions and over-the-top apologies.

Picture this: you’re peacefully feeding your nephew in-game when suddenly, your virtual dad startles you with a peck on the cheek. But wait, there’s more – he takes your reaction as a personal rejection and gives you the cold shoulder in the game! Can you navigate through the virtual awkwardness and mend fences with your pixelated dad?

But fear not, we have a solution for every virtual family feud. Try out our “Tom Brady Kiss Apology” plugin, where you can humorously diffuse tense situations by referencing famous athletes. Will your dad appreciate the joke, or will he storm off in a virtual huff?

Join us on this Minecraft server for a rollercoaster of emotions, hilarious misunderstandings, and heartwarming resolutions. Who knew family dynamics could be so entertaining in the world of blocks and pixels?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Void Gems Collected:	18
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

BlockyBlabbermouths

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your in-laws? Look no further! Join our server where the only yelling you’ll hear is from excited players battling it out in epic PvP matches!

Tired of freeloaders eating all your food and using up all your resources? On our server, everyone pulls their weight (or pixelated block) and contributes to the community. No more moochers here!

And if you ever need to escape from family drama, our server is the perfect place to unwind and build your own virtual paradise. Say goodbye to real-life stress and hello to a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted Minecraft experience. See you in the game!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Meteorites Collected:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

GutWalkinAway – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of mining diamonds alone in the dark? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the drama is juicier than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Picture this: You’re building a cozy little house when suddenly a group of players start a prank war that escalates to epic proportions. TNT cannons, lava traps, and even a herd of angry pigs unleashed in your base – anything goes on our server!

And let’s not forget about the love triangles that form between players, leading to heartbreak and betrayal. One player even built a giant statue of their crush out of diamonds, only to have it blown up by a jealous rival. Drama llama, anyone?

So if you’re ready to trust your gut and walk away from boring Minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite SMP!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Players Killed by Monsters:	3907	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

2015vs2025

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Remember back in 2015 when you could only dream of riding a llama through a rainbow-filled sky while battling evil zombie pigmen with a diamond sword? Well, guess what? In our Minecraft server, that dream is now a reality in 2025! Join us for the most epic adventures you could ever imagine, from building towering castles to diving into underwater temples guarded by mermaid creepers. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wild and wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Farms Harvested:	577	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Runes Activated:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CraftyAzerOppMCServ

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hey u! ya u! r u bored of ur lame minecraft server? well come join our EPIC server where u can build ur own castle and ride unicorns into battle! we got dragons, flying pigs, and even a secret underground disco party!

one time, a player tried to steal diamonds from another player’s chest, but little did they know the chest was booby trapped with TNT! it was a blast, literally!

join now and become the ultimate minecraft warrior! trust us, u won’t regret it! unless u don’t like fun, then maybe u will regret it. but who doesn’t like fun? lol!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CraftyBibi’sBoomTime

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are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where we have the craziest events like a dance party with creepers and a pig riding competition!

we have the best community where everyone is a meme lord and we all speak in only minecraft villager noises.

rumor has it that if you join our server, you will become a minecraft pro overnight and notch himself will appear to give you a high five.

plus, our server is so lit that even Netanyahu’s popularity surged in the polls after Nasrallah’s assassination. join now before herobrine steals all the diamonds!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Magic Items Found:	2754	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Zero Infinity Craft

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join dis minecraft server if u want ur brain to explode with fun and craziness. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds. our creepers are trained to do the macarena before they explode. u can ride on a llama that shoots fireballs out of its butt. every time u mine a block, a unicorn poops out a rainbow. our ender dragon is actually a friendly giant kitten that just wants belly rubs. trust me, every number is closer to zero than to infinity on this server. u don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Secret Passages Found:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Air Block Brainiacs

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so, like, u know how u breathe in air every day? well, turns out that air is full of brain-damaging stuff that can mess with ur head. but fear not, my fellow gamers, cuz on our epic minecraft server, u can escape the pollution of the real world and dive into a world where the only thing in the air is the sweet smell of victory!

join us on this server where u can build ur own brainy paradise and never have to worry about those pesky pollutants again. plus, rumor has it that the more u play, the smarter u get! so why wait? come join us and let’s get those brain juices flowing!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Enlightened Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of therapy fees and talking about your feelings? Join our Minecraft server and reach enlightenment like never before! Our server is so magical, it cured a 25-year-old’s depression and baldness in just one dream! Imagine walking around a theme park, talking openly with your ex, only to have a crow fall into your lap and make everything better. Say goodbye to your ex and hello to inner peace, all thanks to our mystical Minecraft server. Who needs therapy when you have crows and sunsets in the virtual world? Join now and start your journey to enlightenment!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Anime Queen Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn! And rumor has it, if you defeat the unicorn in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary anime warrior, Lady LavaLash, who can defeat any mob with just a flick of her wrist! Rumor has it she once took down a horde of creepers using only a carrot and a rubber chicken!

So if you want to test your skills against the craziest challenges and meet the most outrageous characters, then join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might even become the next meme sensation of the server!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!