🤣🤣🤣 Yo, so this Minecraft server is like a family reunion gone wrong, but in a hilarious way! Picture this: you log on and you’re greeted by a 46-year-old dad who’s slaying zombies with his two sons while juggling therapy sessions and babysitters. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya!

But wait, it gets better. The dad’s mom and older brother are constantly nagging him to find a new Minecraft partner because apparently, his kids need a mother figure in the game. 🙄 Like, seriously? Can’t a dad and his sons just mine diamonds in peace without all this drama?

And get this, when the dad finally snaps and tells them off, his younger brother chimes in with an “amen” like he’s at a church service. 😂 It’s a whole mess, but in a good way!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s got more family drama than a soap opera, then this is the place to be! Join now for a laugh riot and maybe even pick up some parenting tips along the way. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining? 🤪🎮 #FamilyDramaCraft #MinecraftMadness

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 90/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Ether Blades Crafted: 17
Blood Moons Survived: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Nucklung Junior High School

    Nucklung Junior High School

    Welcome to Nucklung SMP – a Minecraft server where your adventure begins and your story unfolds! Immerse yourself in the ultimate gaming experience, available on both Java and Pocket Edition. Our unique Lifesteal SMP is more than just a server; it’s a community-driven world full of thrilling features and endless possibilities.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 62
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Cursed Lands Purified: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Wvnderland

    Wvnderland

    Welcome to our server! IP : wvnderland.apexmc.co We offer; Balanced player-based economy Custom map-arts by our players Grief prevention Player shops Public warps Player teleport commands Jobs Crates with custom items! Daily rewards A caring support team And much more!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Magical Moments Shared: 28 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Lightcraft

    Lightcraft

    > Welcome to Lightcraft! We’re a mostly vanilla server which lets you play how you like. Whether you’re a builder, PvPer, or just a casual player, you’ll find a place for you here. That said, cheating and hacks are not allowed.> Achievement-based Ranks Ranks are all free and include more benefits as you work your way up! We used a custom-made achievement system for claiming higher ranks. Earn achievements by simply playing the game, doing parkour courses, or even visiting certain areas!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 26 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 9
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Alien Abductions: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • DreamCraftMC

    DreamCraftMC

    “Welcome to the DreamCraftMC, where the Minecraft experience reaches new heights! Immerse yourself in a world of excitement and innovation with our carefully curated selection of awesome plugins and special features. Discover gameplay like never before as you navigate through a server designed to deliver thrills, challenges, and endless adventures.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14
    Zombie Dances: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 81 Phantom Rings Equipped: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • NightwolfMC

    NightwolfMC

    NightwolfMC is a casual Skyblock and SMP experience with the latest plugins and custom coding. It runs on 1.20.2 but is backward compatible with older versions. All players are welcome.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 7
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Falling into the Void: 0
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 New Chunks Explored: 224027

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Elysium

    Elysium

    A Minecraft community where you can explore a world of endless adventures, play with your friends, have fun, participate in exclusive events and trade with a trading system created by the players themselves.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Magic Items Found: 5224 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 152
    Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Local craft

    Local craft

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 26 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • NobleRealms

    NobleRealms

    We have brand new Towny SMP and Pixelmon servers, join today to take part in the fun!This server includes custom Worlds, Towny, Player Shops, Quests, Player Warps, Custom Plugins, Boss Events, Custom Items, and more!If you want more information regarding NobleRealms just join our discord channel!discord.noblerealms.comCome have fun with us on the server join now! IP: play.noblerealms.com

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Treasure Maps Found: 8
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 41 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • freakplot

    freakplot

    Fully crossplay compatible minecraft multiplayer SMP server. Anyone can play no matter the console! Join the discord for more information!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6455 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Meteorite Armor Created: 22 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 82 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • LeviathanOG

    LeviathanOG

    The LeviathanOG community was created on 05.12.2016. The goal our goal is to create an environment as pleasant as possible to play and collect people who want to play on a well configured and placed server to the point.Forum: https://leviathanog.ro/forum/ IP: Play.LeviathanOG.Ro Store: http://magazin.leviathanog.ro/ Discord: https://discord.gg/C9u73cx5EQ

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17 Magic Crystals Found: 7
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Towns Built: 7
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • VexalMC

    VexalMC

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Enchantments Applied: 287
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 23 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16 Endless Legions Commanded: 45
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 15

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Transcendence Survival Project

    Transcendence Survival Project

    We are a whitelisted minecraft server with custom and realistic terrain generation. The server is free to join, but you have to apply to be whitelisted. In addition we have added several vanilla+ elements to the server such as skills, classes, races, custom mobs and custom structures.We have a resource collection world as well as a build world. We have a communal/shared storage and resource gathering model. We have only community farms. No personal redstone farms or massive storage systems are allowed outside of the community area besides the Guardian Farm and Enderman Farms. Everyone is expected to take from the community storage as needed, but everyone is also expected to put back into the storage as much as or slightly more than what they took out.Build themes are dependent on the dimension in which you are building. High Fantasy/Medieval/Steampunk for the overworlds, Demonic for the nether, and sci-fi/cyberpunk for the end dimension.We are currently recruiting builders who are looking for a fun survival experience but who still want to build something big and beautiful. If interested, post an application on our discord!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 16

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • OhanaCraft

    OhanaCraft

    We are a family friendly server that currently offers a lobby, survival and creative with Minigames, a Modded SkyBlock and Discord. Our community was created from a group of admins and staff from TownCraft. All players are considered Ohana/Family where no one gets left behind. We believe in creating a place where players of all ages are safe from swearing, all forms of vulgar behavior, griefing and bullying.Come play with our Ohana and experience a different kind of server!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 44
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • GlitchNet

    GlitchNet

    GlitchNet is an SMP server with features such as: – Image item frames – Jobs – Daily rewards – Player warps – Player shops – Fly time – Spawners – Chunk loadersand many more!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 50 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Void Gems Collected: 32
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 6
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Vanishing Items Found: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • NZ Server

    NZ Server

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 26
    Villages Defended: 7 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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