🤣🤣🤣 Yo, so this Minecraft server is like a family reunion gone wrong, but in a hilarious way! Picture this: you log on and you’re greeted by a 46-year-old dad who’s slaying zombies with his two sons while juggling therapy sessions and babysitters. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya!

But wait, it gets better. The dad’s mom and older brother are constantly nagging him to find a new Minecraft partner because apparently, his kids need a mother figure in the game. 🙄 Like, seriously? Can’t a dad and his sons just mine diamonds in peace without all this drama?

And get this, when the dad finally snaps and tells them off, his younger brother chimes in with an “amen” like he’s at a church service. 😂 It’s a whole mess, but in a good way!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s got more family drama than a soap opera, then this is the place to be! Join now for a laugh riot and maybe even pick up some parenting tips along the way. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining? 🤪🎮 #FamilyDramaCraft #MinecraftMadness

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 107/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 2
Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
Blood Moons Survived: 0 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 19
Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Asgard Smp

    Asgard Smp

    Java and Bedrock crossplayThis is a economy based SMP where you can make in game money and sell your items at the shopping district, or simply trade your items with other players on the SMP here at Asgard SMP we welcome everyone and anyone but you must follow the RULES or you will be removed from the SMP this server/smp as been made for you to come and have fun show off your build skills and make new friends along the way.PLEASE JOIN DISCORD FIRST OR YOU WANT BE ABLE TO GET ON THE WHITELIST!!!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 8 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Minemu

    Minemu

    Our non-premium server offers a unique experience for players by allowing crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.With a focus on massive events with hundreds of players at a time and proximity voice chat, it’s the perfect place to socialize and play with others from around the world. In addition, it has classic modes such as survival, creative, skyblock, bedwars, mobarena, among others, to satisfy all types of players. To add more fun, the server also offers a wide range of modpacks, such as pixelmon or tekking, which you can easily access through its own launcher. Join us and enjoy an unparalleled gaming experience!(you can enter with all versions from 1.8 to the latest)

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Falling into the Void: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • VoxelMC

    VoxelMC

    VoxelMc Version: 1.9 to 1.19 Characteristics: – Custom Biomes – Levels – Rewards – PvP – Tags

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Epic Shields Constructed: 18
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 New Chunks Explored: 510754
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Legendary Items Repaired: 4

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Moon Landing

    Moon Landing

    Welcome to Moon Landing Embark on a captivating journey in Moon Landing, where survival meets space-themed wonder. Explore a universe brimming with unique features:– Moon-Themed World – Over 100 Custom Quests – 10+ Galactic Jobs – Skill Ascension – Expanding Universe Lore – Easy Space ColonizationEmbark on Your Galactic Adventure! Join Moon Landing and craft your story among the stars. Explore, build, and innovate in a universe where your imagination is the only limit. Board your spacecraft and set course for adventure!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Chimeras Created: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 216 Reality Warps Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Lucent PvP

    Lucent PvP

    LucentPvP is a CrystalPvP-based server with Survival and Practice. The development team at LucentPvP do not believe in Pay to Win servers. LucentPvP strives not to be one.LucentPvP offers three maps for their practice gamemode, Bedrock, Flat and Wild. LucentPvP’s survival gamemode is vanilla survival. CrystalPvP is encouraged.Join our discord as well! Our link is on the left.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8
    Farms Harvested: 122 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 504730 Titanic Battles Fought: 27
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Herobrine Sightings: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • The Armada Network

    The Armada Network

    ╔═════ARMADA NETWORK═════╗ SERVER WIDE FEATURES – 1.19+ – Java + Bedrock ╔═════Skyblock═════╗ – Levelling System – Co-Op PvE Experience – Bosses and PVP – Dungeons ╔═════SMP EARTH═════╗ – Earth SMP – Multi Planet – Custom map

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 8
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Salt & Light

    Salt & Light

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Living Shadows Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Haunted Mansion

    Haunted Mansion

    Welcome Foolish Mortals! Zombie Apocalypse Survival Parkour Minigames Skull Clicker Village Defense Mob Arena The Drop Spirit BounceLeaderboards Pets Cosmetics

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 87
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Villages Defended: 10

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Kings Peace

    Kings Peace

    Come Try out kings peace, multiverse server has multiple worlds to play on. a frendly fun place to play the server will not have games it is just survival, claimblocks and more

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 11 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Farms Harvested: 694

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Xironite

    Xironite

    Xironite Towny [1.20 – 1.20.X]

    Xironite is a server dedicated to interacting with our community through hosting events and listening to player feedback On Xironite, we offer a various amount of gamemodes for players to try. The gamemodes are Towny, Skyblock, Survival, Creative and Events!Xironite is constantly evolving based on player feedback and ideas from our amazing management. Join now before you miss our next event!How to Join? Join now using our IP: mc.xironite.orgDiscord: https://xironite.org/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/xironite TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@xironite YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCc4O3IaYx8s-LQznYNomJTw

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 36
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10
    Meteorite Armor Created: 12 Gods Slained: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 19

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Timeless

    Timeless

    IntroTimeless is a server that combines the fun of semi-vanilla minecraft and boosts it with various events and a storyline for players to follow.Here is the last event trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtHO7rwbM9oAboutTimeless basis itself around vanilla minecraft, but adds more convenient solutions with its various plugins. You’ll find starting players can access basic commands from essentials and are ranked up by voting! If you need a break from mining and building we have multiple arenas ranging from pvp to parkour, in which you are given kits to battle to your heart’s desire.These arenas also hold tournaments and mini-games, for players to compete and win prizes to aid their survival progress. The soul of ‘Timeless’ would be the Lore Events, large adventure map style builds for all the players to join using gear they’ve collected in survival. These maps range in puzzles and PVE using custom mobs to challenge players.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Enchantments Applied: 294 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • NeoUni

    NeoUni

    【Thank you for coming!!】 This is a Japanese Server. When you connect to the server, you will be logged in to the Lobby server. From there you can connect to survival, creative and PvP servers.【Rules : Do Not】 ・Annoying acts such as destruction, theft of items, and spam. ・Solicitation to other servers not related to Neo-Universe Server. ・Acts such as live broadcasting and video uploading without the permission of the operator. ・Load attack on servers such as DoS and DDoS. ・Other acts that hinder server operation.If you do not follow the rules, you will be banned without warning.【Youtube channel】https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaG0c1OSvFuCVoag99Fq22Q

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Magic Items Found: 1884
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Crystal Wands Charged: 13
    Magic Wands Crafted: 20 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • MC.NOOB.LV

    MC.NOOB.LV

    from 1.7.2 up to Latest versions supported! – FACTIONS | SKYBLOCK | ANNIHILATION | SKYPVP | HUB | SURVIVAL – – Factions update with new Nether!Our Discord – https://discord.gg/ByGQXyQ– 1.8 Combat Mechanics – Ranks – SilkTouch Spawners – CratesJoin Now! Vote for rewards in game!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 21
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Modesty

    Modesty

    Want a peaceful server where you can build with your friends? Or, do you prefer to play survival with a few minigames? Modesty has it all! Modesty has multiple worlds to explore. The world is a non-griefing, community supporting world with lots to explore. You can challenge mob arenas, or take on your friends at pvp.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 16 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 10 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 13
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Dragon Scales Harvested: 310

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Minecafe

    Minecafe

    We have a 1.14.4 SMP and are working on adding new servers. The SMP has grief prevention, TorchWand, fast leaf decay, and more. Come hang out with us, and help build our community. 🙂

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Wilderness Tamed: 18 Love Letters Sent: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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