🤣🤣🤣 Yo, so this Minecraft server is like a family reunion gone wrong, but in a hilarious way! Picture this: you log on and you’re greeted by a 46-year-old dad who’s slaying zombies with his two sons while juggling therapy sessions and babysitters. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya!

But wait, it gets better. The dad’s mom and older brother are constantly nagging him to find a new Minecraft partner because apparently, his kids need a mother figure in the game. 🙄 Like, seriously? Can’t a dad and his sons just mine diamonds in peace without all this drama?

And get this, when the dad finally snaps and tells them off, his younger brother chimes in with an “amen” like he’s at a church service. 😂 It’s a whole mess, but in a good way!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s got more family drama than a soap opera, then this is the place to be! Join now for a laugh riot and maybe even pick up some parenting tips along the way. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining? 🤪🎮 #FamilyDramaCraft #MinecraftMadness

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 96/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Endless Legions Commanded: 50
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Crystal Wands Charged: 12
Magic Crystals Found: 16 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • SimpleZone

    SimpleZone

    Introducing SimpleZone, a friendly server that brings a new level of fun, excitement, and adventure to your Minecraft experience. Our focus is on simple yet unique additions that enhance your everyday gameplay. We are starting with Survival, and there’s even more witty and enjoyable content coming your way soon!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 18 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Astoria

    Astoria

    Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Crops Grown: 5958
    New Chunks Explored: 104555 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Friends Zone

    Friends Zone

    The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • idkSMP

    idkSMP

    A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 19
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 25 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Mine Down Under

    Mine Down Under

    An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 8 Buildings Constructed: 23
    Towns Built: 6 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Gods Slained: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 9064
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Void Gems Collected: 28
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Magic Wands Crafted: 18

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • TerraCraft

    TerraCraft

    EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

    CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

    CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 959 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 31 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • AphelionMC

    AphelionMC

    AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Falling into the Void: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Gods Realm Romania

    Gods Realm Romania

    Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

    Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Valatic

    Valatic

    A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 24 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Oasis Network

    Oasis Network

    Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 12
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 11
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 4495

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Servvival Network

    Servvival Network

    Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Farms Harvested: 635
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7
    Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Living Shadows Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • RomanMC

    RomanMC

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 24 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Wafflez Snapshot Server

    Wafflez Snapshot Server

    WafflezMC is a network with two currently attached servers, Wafflez and isle96. Wafflez is a server that dates back to 2012 and is a economy/community based survival server where you can vote for free rank upgrades, earn cash, and earn more claim blocks. Wafflez has a large selection of possible ranks to purchase, some of which are even purchasable with in-game money. You can battle people in the arena or climb to the top of balancetop. Become a part of the very community oriented server now! isle96 is a more hardcore survival based server where griefing is allowed and pvp is enabled in the wild. It was one of the goals to make it feel free and open to all so even at a base rank you unlock lots of cool perks you can check out in the /ranks menu. All ranks are purchasable with in-game money on isle96!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Falling into the Void: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 45
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 100

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • SoloLegends

    SoloLegends

    Welcome to SoloLegends.You will find a warm gaming environment, come and play… We would like you to participate in our community.IP: sololegends.net Store: https://store.sololegends.net (70% off sale + 10% “Patrox” Code) Discord: https://invite.gg/Sololegends

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 164 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Emeralds Found: 1183
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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