🤣🤣🤣 Yo, so this Minecraft server is like a family reunion gone wrong, but in a hilarious way! Picture this: you log on and you’re greeted by a 46-year-old dad who’s slaying zombies with his two sons while juggling therapy sessions and babysitters. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya!

But wait, it gets better. The dad’s mom and older brother are constantly nagging him to find a new Minecraft partner because apparently, his kids need a mother figure in the game. 🙄 Like, seriously? Can’t a dad and his sons just mine diamonds in peace without all this drama?

And get this, when the dad finally snaps and tells them off, his younger brother chimes in with an “amen” like he’s at a church service. 😂 It’s a whole mess, but in a good way!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s got more family drama than a soap opera, then this is the place to be! Join now for a laugh riot and maybe even pick up some parenting tips along the way. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining? 🤪🎮 #FamilyDramaCraft #MinecraftMadness

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 93/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 6553 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Potions Brewed: 85

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • MiniMC

    MiniMC

    MiniMC [SMP] [Earth / Towny] [Fun]

    – Website: www.minimc.xyz – Discord: https://discord.gg/qjSwYnP2SF – Server IP: minimc.mc.gg – Version: 1.20.4 ————————————– – LGBTQ friendly – Custom in-game economy – Lots of different activities to do – Custom ranks (Paid and Free) – Earth scaled map – Create towns with friends – MCMMO

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 16 Zombie Dances: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 18 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Zombie Escape

    Zombie Escape

    Are you ready to face the undead in a thrilling survival adventure? Welcome to the Zombie Escape server, a unique twist inspired by the popular game MineZ. Immerse yourself in a 2000×2000 block world teeming with zombies and other dangerous creatures, where your survival skills will be put to the ultimate test.Explore a vast and challenging world overrun by zombies. Navigate through treacherous landscapes and unravel the mysteries hidden within.Loot Crates and Chests: Search for loot crates and chests scattered throughout the environment. Acquire essential supplies such as bandages, medkits, weapons, and various tools to aid your survival.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Star Shards Collected: 240
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 265
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 99 Alien Abductions: 0
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Soul Steal

    Soul Steal

    Welcome to our Lifesteal Minecraft server! Raid bases, build your stronghold, steal hearts, and aim for world domination. Engage in strategic PvP battles, become a master builder, or a cunning infiltrator. Are you ready for the thrill of raiding, building, stealing, and conquering? Join now and make your mark!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 35

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • RebornAge

    RebornAge

    Dive into a world where challenge meets creativity, and your skill is the key to success. In this unique environment, your mission is to earn the utmost respect and advance through the ranks of the prison.Your journey begins with a bare cell and a modest pickaxe, but your ability to mine and gather resources will pave the way to freedom. Navigate through intricate blocks, solve captivating puzzles, and climb the levels of the prison hierarchy. Only the most skilled will survive and attain the status of OP prisoner!Customize your cell with style and creativity, showcase your talent in the art of trade, and build strategic alliances with fellow inmates. But beware, the prison is full of challenges and pitfalls, and only those who demonstrate wit and skill will emerge victorious.Connect with players from around the world, face epic challenges, and showcase your mastery in Minecraft’s OP Prison mode. Prepare for a gripping experience, where skill and creativity will open the doors to freedom in a world like no other! Enter, mine, build, and conquer.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 9 Magic Crystals Found: 20
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Phoenix MC

    Phoenix MC

    A friendly fun place to play Minecraft. We offer Survival and Skyblock servers. We are not pay to win! All ranks are achieved only through playing on our server

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 30 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • TerryLovers

    TerryLovers

    Semi-Anarchic Vanilla Server 1.20.2 with: -Rankups system -Safes -Daily rewards -Clans -Arenapvp. Airdrops -KOTH PVP

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Ores Mined: 4198 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Emeralds Found: 8634 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Gods Slained: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • ChainMC

    ChainMC

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 13 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • The Thieves Den

    The Thieves Den

    A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 27 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 49 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 18 Wilderness Tamed: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • MenacingPvP

    MenacingPvP

    If you enjoy pre 1.9 pvp, join us! I played years ago and I liked the original style.MenacingPvP is a faction, pvp, raid, and griefing server. The gameplay is nearly vanilla, and it isn’t easy to acquire good gear. The economy isn’t OP and it takes effort to get things, making raiding another faction base that much sweeter.We’ve got Jobs to help make every player money, Crate Keys, a limited Shop for some essentials (creeper spawn eggs included), obsidian that’s breakable by 4-7 tnt/creeper explosions, auctions, silk spawners for Ranks, combat logger, a kit dueling system and more.Every vote in the game will give you a Vote Crate Key which gives nice items, and has chances to give a Rare Key and if you’re really lucky enough, our Brawler Rank.Give us a shot, we’re new!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Last Empire

    Last Empire

    Come join a up and coming RP-PvP server utilizing DarkRPG Fabric Edition! Battle your way through dungeons, defeat world bosses and dominate as KING! The world is yours!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Falling into the Void: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Dimension Hops: 14
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • KingdomSmp

    KingdomSmp

    KingdomSMP is a brand new server launched in 2023 and owned by MyInRex! We currently have an amazing customized Lifesteal pvp-rich server and some of the best PVPers play our Lifesteal server.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 11 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 14
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Potions Brewed: 130
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 76

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • PurvisiSMP

    PurvisiSMP

    A minecraft server made by PurvisiLOL also PurvisiSMP is also known as a network with Survival and Lifesteal is coming soon we hope you get the best day ever!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 5928
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Farms Harvested: 728 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • ForgeSkies

    ForgeSkies

    Forget boring skymining servers with mundane ‘features’ like autocompressors, multiple realms and OP gear. We already have those. Let’s talk about our innovative skill system, fun quests and unique custom boss fights that are sure to make every other skymining server feel lack luster.• Versions: 1.13 – 1.20+ • Java IP: forgeskies.minehut.gg • Bedrock: IP: bedrock.forgeskies.minehut.ggAt ForgeSkies, we offer a range of exciting gameplay variations, we also have a friendly and supportive community of players from all around the world. We believe that ForgeSkies is at its best when players can collaborate, compete, and connect with one another. Our community is welcoming and inclusive, and we’re always happy to see new players join the fun.The ForgeSkies team of experienced developers and dedicated staff work tirelessly to bring you the best possible Minecraft experience. We strive to create a server that is always up-to-date with the latest game features and updates, and we’re constantly adding new content and gameplay modes to keep things fresh and exciting.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Zombie Dances: 0
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Love Letters Sent: 16
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Hexuscraft

    Hexuscraft

    Welcome to Hexuscraft, a work-in-progress network featuring mini games, private servers and tournamentsCheck out our discord server for updates and chat the community

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Phantom Rings Equipped: 22
    Emeralds Found: 8471 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Runes Activated: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Minecraft Country

    Minecraft Country

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 7 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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