🤣🤣🤣 Yo, so this Minecraft server is like a family reunion gone wrong, but in a hilarious way! Picture this: you log on and you’re greeted by a 46-year-old dad who’s slaying zombies with his two sons while juggling therapy sessions and babysitters. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya!

But wait, it gets better. The dad’s mom and older brother are constantly nagging him to find a new Minecraft partner because apparently, his kids need a mother figure in the game. 🙄 Like, seriously? Can’t a dad and his sons just mine diamonds in peace without all this drama?

And get this, when the dad finally snaps and tells them off, his younger brother chimes in with an “amen” like he’s at a church service. 😂 It’s a whole mess, but in a good way!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s got more family drama than a soap opera, then this is the place to be! Join now for a laugh riot and maybe even pick up some parenting tips along the way. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining? 🤪🎮 #FamilyDramaCraft #MinecraftMadness

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 91/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
Orbs of Power Found: 8 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 9
Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • NixSMP

    NixSMP

    NixSMP is a thriving Minecraft server community where players come together to explore, survive, and build in a shared world. With a focus on camaraderie and collaboration, players forge friendships as they embark on adventures, construct magnificent structures, and conquer challenges in the enchanting Minecraft universe. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to the game, NixSMP offers a welcoming and engaging environment for all Minecraft enthusiasts to enjoy.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 19
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • AnarchyBox

    AnarchyBox

    An Crystal Box server thats bedrock and java fun try the server out one of the best crystal servers more game modes coming soon

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Ilu Ambar – Enquenta Arda

    Ilu Ambar – Enquenta Arda

    A LOTRmodded minecraft server providing a gameplay environment aimed at long-term immersive roleplay survival, with focus on custom in-character roleplay, building, PvE and consented PvP, for a mature player community. The server world is Middle-earth in the Third Age with hard survival settings.

    All information needed to know what this server is about is presented on our LOTRmod wiki page. Join our Discord server to meet the community and learn more.

    The server opened for whitelisted players on 28 August 2023. This is a relaunch of our original server that started on January 15 2019 and was discontinued on 26 August 2023. Seed is the same, and many of our best survival builds are re-used.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6 Astral Amulets Crafted: 36

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • theravenAU MC

    theravenAU MC

    Welcome to theravenAU SMC Creative

    Step into the thrilling world of theravenAU SMP and Creative, where survival pushes limits and bonds are built to last. Dive into an unparalleled Minecraft adventure, where every choice matters and challenges pave the way to lasting friendships. Dare to experience the ultimate game – where only the strong thrive!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 9 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • b253 anarchy

    b253 anarchy

    A super fun anarchy server that has other game modes coming along soon! there actively being worked on. The server currently features a anarchy server that is over 2 years old and has no resets. And we dont plan on doing any resets any time soon (inventories are fine upon request)

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 60 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 12 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Demon Skulls Collected: 23
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Dimension Hops: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • AquaPearl

    AquaPearl

    Welcome to AquaPearl!

    Come Experience AquaPearl’s Adventure: Dive into an ocean of innovation via AquaPearl’s exclusive game-modes and community spirit. Our BoxPvp is just the tip of the iceberg!

    Key Highlights for ALL Members:

    Custom Gameplay: Prepare to plunge into the limitless and colorful resources packs of BoxPvp that have been specially crafted for a more tailor-made battle experience.

    Skilled Builders: Get ready to be blown away by the expert marvels of our dedicated experienced builders who forge unbelievable worlds.

    Innovative Plugins: Unique gameplay with our custom plugins which reinvent playing the game.

    AquaPearl – Where Every Wave Leads to a New Discovery!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 25 Alien Abductions: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • CitrusNetwork

    CitrusNetwork

    Welcome to CitrusNetwork

    Current Gamemodes: Survival SMP and OneBlock.

    Survival SMP • Features: Custom World Terrain, Coin Flip, Skills, 464x Quests, Jobs, Leveling System, Teams.

    OneBlock • Features: Envoy Event, AFK Area, 395x Quests, Coin Flip.

    Server IP: citrusnetwork.net Bedrock IP: citrusnetwork.net Port:25405

    Get ready to soar through the skies of CitrusNetwork – where every block is an opportunity waiting to be discovered!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 311 Magic Wands Crafted: 7
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 96 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 301152 Buildings Constructed: 17

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Blockhead Kids

    Blockhead Kids

    Welcome to “Blockhead Kids,” a captivating Minecraft server where imagination knows no limits, and every pixel is infused with wonder and adventure. Prepare to be enthralled as you step into a realm of boundless creativity and camaraderie, enhanced by an array of enchanting plugins that will elevate your gameplay to extraordinary heights.

    Unveil the mysteries of Slimefun, a captivating plugin that brings a touch of magic to your crafting and resource-gathering endeavors. Unearth hidden recipes, conjure remarkable items, and embark on an epic journey of discovery as you master the art of blending science and enchantment. From powerful machines to whimsical contraptions, Slimefun adds a new layer of enchantment to your building pursuits.

    Venture into the depths of PyroMining, where the act of excavation becomes an explosive thrill. Navigate the labyrinthine tunnels with fiery determination, unearthing precious ores and rare minerals while igniting the very earth beneath you. This dynamic plugin transforms mining into a heart-pounding adventure, making each dig a rush of excitement and discovery.

    For those drawn to the allure of the deep blue, PyroFishingPro invites you to cast your line and reel in a bounty of aquatic treasures. With this captivating plugin, fishing evolves into an art form, as you seek to capture magnificent catches that hold unexpected surprises. Whether you’re seeking sustenance or uncovering hidden gems, PyroFishingPro makes every cast a moment of anticipation and delight.

    But the enchantment doesn’t stop there. Dive headfirst into a world of mini-adventures with our PartyGames plugin, boasting an impressive array of over 20 distinct minigames. From heart-racing challenges to brain-teasing puzzles, PartyGames offers an abundance of exhilarating diversions that promise laughter, competition, and endless fun. Engage in friendly contests, test your skills, and revel in the joy of shared experiences with fellow players.

    At “Blockhead Kids,” these captivating plugins—Slimefun, PyroMining, PyroFishingPro, and PartyGames—are seamlessly woven into the tapestry of our server, enriching your gameplay and ensuring that every moment is infused with magic and excitement. Join our vibrant community today and embark on an extraordinary journey of creativity, exploration, and camaraderie. The adventure of a lifetime awaits at “Blockhead Kids”!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 17 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Grimwood

    Grimwood

    Welcome to Grimwood! We are a whitelisted server that has rolled four previous SMPs into one complete community. Our goal is to continue garnering an awesome player base where we can all build and have fun together. Apply on Discord: dsc.gg/grimwood

    If you are looking for a place to create new friendships and experiences, this is the server for you!

    Our structure is primarily a vanilla server, though we do have some extra features to offer. The biggest of which being dungeons with custom mobs; these are meant to be taken on with a team (or solo if you’re up for a challenge!). As well as a player created market where you are able to buy and sell with others in Grimwood.

    The Great War has ended, peace is in our grasps! Help rebuild Grimwood from the devastation of war. Beware though, peace isn’t fulfilled yet, Malichias is still around, and it is up to you to stop him…

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 12
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 4160
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • AethraCraft

    AethraCraft

    Start carving your journey at AethraCraft!

    AethraCraft is a server built to provide an excellent quality gameplay experience to players. AethraCraft is a friendly environment with very active staffs to assist you and help you. Experience a no lag gameplay with our pre-generated world. Work your way up to the top by grinding with our economy plugin, jobs plugin, custom enchantments, rank system, mcmmo, claims and many more! It currently has survival gamemode with plans of expanding and offering more gamemodes in the future.

    SERVER IP: ⇒ PLAY.AETHRACRAFT.COM STORE: ⇒ STORE.AETHRACRAFT.COM DISCORD: ⇒ DISCORD.AETHRACRAFT.COM

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 20 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • PokeReturn

    PokeReturn

    PokeReturn is a Pixelmon Server that attempts to create relaxing kick-back gameplay anyone can enjoy. Offering custom programmed features, such as Pokemon Disguising, Free Gameplay earned Poke Healing, and more!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 29
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Emenbee Realms

    Emenbee Realms

    Emenbee Realms is back and better than ever! A revival of the classic Minecraft server, brought to you by members of the original staff! Supports version 1.7-1.20.1

    Bedrock IP: geyser.mc-em.com

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • DragonCraftMC

    DragonCraftMC

    Experience the Tekkit 2 Factions Server! Version: 1.2.1. Join now for an immersive gameplay with mods, alliances, and interspace intense battles. Come start your journey today!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • ScuffleMC

    ScuffleMC

    JAVA IP: ScuffleMC.net BEDROCK IP: ScuffleMC.net (Port: 25565)

    ScuffleMC is the most popular Sky Gen Minecraft servers out there. Come explore multiple worlds or fight for glory in 1.8 PvP. Other features include events, economy, outlands, custom crates and custom items. Connect to the ScuffleMC server for an epic and rewarding Minecraft experience unlike any you’ve had before!

    1.16 -> 1.19 are supported!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Crops Grown: 9086 Phantom Rings Equipped: 16
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 9
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Farzy

    Farzy

    A brand new Survival experience! Play with one of the biggest Survival YouTuber’s Farzy, and join him on the friendliest Minecraft Survival Server out there!

    Bedrock IP: bedrock.farzysmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Dimension Hops: 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 173 Buildings Constructed: 35
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Chaos Gates Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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