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Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 2829 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 |
Zombie Dances: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 | Magic Crystals Found: | 19 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 24 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
Join us and experience the thrill of building relationships with your fellow players, just like I did with my stepdaughter (minus the tears and arguments, hopefully).
We promise not to force you to call anyone “mom” or “dad” – unless you want to, of course! And if things get heated, our moderators will step in to make sure everyone plays nicely.
So come on down to our server and build some bridges – both figuratively and literally! Trust me, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with in-laws who think they know best. See you there!