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BrokeCraft: The Struggle is Real

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day just to have them stolen by some pesky creeper? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft server where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers run in fear!

Forget about struggling to survive in the harsh world of Minecraft, on our server, you’ll be living in a luxurious mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks! And don’t worry about food, our pigs drop golden apples instead of pork chops.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Money Tree, where you can literally pluck stacks of emeralds off its branches. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a ride on our unicorn mounts and explore the enchanted forest filled with talking animals and magical treasures.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the high life of Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Towns Built:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MapleMC

Challenges, Creative, Custom Enchants, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Griefing, Minigames, Parkour, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Roleplay, Shop, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

MapleMC is a Minecraft Survival server with chill community where you can aim to become the best player by grinding to get loot, creating clans, earning money, and fighting others. You can also decide to live peacefully with peaceful clans.

IP: Play.MapleMC.fun

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

NexCraft Eternal

alliances, configurations, Economy, empire-building, Factions, finances, Griefers, influence, Land claiming, Land Protection, MCMMO, Mods, nation system, Player Run Economy, Resources, server-wide events, Survival Games, TAXES, Towny, ultimate experience, Vanilla, War, world

Key Features of the Towny Server Town Creation and Management: Players can create their own towns, recruit residents, and expand into bustling cities. Form alliances or go to war with other towns! Economy: Towny integrates a player-run economy, so you can trade resources, set taxes, and manage finances to build your empire. Land Claiming: Protect your builds from griefers and claim land as your own. The more you expand, the more influence your town gains in the world! Nation System: Towns can form into nations for protection or dominance. Compete in server-wide events and see which nation reigns supreme. And more! The team is working with various mods and additional configurations to create the ultimate experience!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Divine Spears Created:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Green Acres Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us on /grün/ – Cecilia Immergreen General for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and memes galore!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Cecilia Immergreen once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a dream. If you join our server, you too can become a legendary warrior like Cecilia and conquer all the mobs in your path.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the 269th Wind, a mysterious force that grants players incredible powers and abilities. Want to fly like a bird or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? The 269th Wind can make it happen!

And let’s not forget about our epic streams. Witness the epic battles of balltomo as we avenge their honor and save the world from certain doom. Plus, our important videos will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your very existence.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on /grün/ – Cecilia Immergreen General for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Let’s go, gamers!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Falling into the Void:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Fidget Spinner Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a fidget spinner for your Minecraft experience – constantly spinning with excitement and fun!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding on the backs of flying pigs, battling evil llamas with laser eyes, and mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of cheese. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing and entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and a petting zoo where you can tame a creeper and teach it to do tricks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the reigning champion of our annual llama racing competition!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6492
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Date Night Rescue Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to worry about friends using you for your virtual car! Join us and escape the drama of real life Susan’s and their never-ending requests for rides.

On our server, you can build your own virtual car and drive wherever you want without being guilt-tripped into picking up friends from dates. No more feeling like a chauffeur in your own game world!

And if you ever need a break from the chaos of real life Susan’s, just log on to our server and enjoy some stress-free gaming. Who needs pillows from Facebook Marketplace when you can build a cozy virtual home in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the real-life Susan’s behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all the drama and demands of friendship. Plus, we promise not to guilt-trip you into driving us around in the game!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Buildings Constructed:	39
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Magic Items Found:	6475	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

ExWifeExileCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected guests, boundary-breaking ex-wives, and a boyfriend who just can’t say no!

Picture this: you’re building your dream castle when suddenly, your boyfriend’s ex-wife shows up unannounced with her entourage of friends. They start lounging by your pool, raiding your fridge, and acting like they own the place. But wait, it gets even crazier – she’s now crashing your girls’ trip to Disney, claiming it’s a “once in a lifetime experience” when she’s been there before!

Will you stand your ground and demand she leaves, or will you let the drama unfold and see where it takes you? Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable parenting decisions, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Let the games begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Void Armor Forged:	24
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

BotheredBlox in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Do you crave excitement and chaos in your virtual world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and secret underground lairs. Our server is home to a community of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to keep you on your toes. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Want to start a llama racing league? We support that too.

But beware, for our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a penchant for stealing people’s diamonds and leaving behind cheesy love notes. And rumor has it that there’s a secret society of chickens plotting to take over the server and turn it into a chicken utopia.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, then join us today. Just remember to watch your back and always keep a stack of enchanted golden apples handy. You never know what craziness awaits you in our wacky world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Animals Bred:	36
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

AwkwardCraft

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Have you ever accidentally told your boss you love them instead of saying thank you for a promotion? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace all awkward moments and turn them into hilarious memories! Join us for a chance to build epic structures while laughing at the most cringeworthy moments in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even accidentally build a giant statue of your boss declaring your undying love for them! So come on, join us and let’s create some unforgettable moments together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Star Shards Collected:	100

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

RLfactions

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RLFactions is a server where you are offered an unparalleled blend of the brutal survival challenges of RLCraft with the strategic depth of factions-based gameplay. You can immerse yourself in a world where one minute you are fighting for your life through a dungeon, and the next you could be defending your base from players riding dragons.

DISCORD: https://discord.gg/z3ZEaCcFFG The combination of these modded elements, as well as the factions mechanics, not only enhances the survival experience but also creates a vibrant, competitive environment. Building and strategizing are a must to ensure your survival, it’s the perfect setting for those who crave both a tough survival challenge and the excitement of faction warfare.

This isn’t just a normal factions server, this is a server for people who want a challenge. Do you think you can survive?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

QuoteMC

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Vote crate keys can win here and everything really wins something and gets a 50% chance of winning a sword and a pickaxe

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Get ready to lose your sleep in the Land of No Social Life [smp]

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Realm of Etheria Minecraft Server

Description	We are an active realm where you can join a faction, or live on your own in your own plot of land. We currently have around 17 members. We have wars, politics, territorial conflicts, treasure hunts, PvP tournaments in the arena, and more!
Discord Link	https://discord.gg/vV4ch3mEjx

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the realm of Etheria?	You can join by clicking on the Discord link provided above and following the instructions there.
What activities are available in the realm?	We have wars, politics, territorial conflicts, treasure hunts, PvP tournaments in the arena, and more!
How many members are currently in the realm?	We currently have around 17 members.
Can I live on my own plot of land in the realm?	Yes, you have the option to live on your own in your own plot of land or join a faction.
Is PvP allowed in the realm?	Yes, we have PvP tournaments in the arena for those who enjoy competitive gameplay.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Pixel Latina Waifus Minecraft Server

Anime, digital art, Diversity, empowerment, Fan art, Female Characters, fictional characters, Hispanic, Latin American, latina, Latinx, Latinx culture, latinx waifus, Manga, Minecraft, Online Community, PIXEL, pop culture, post, representation, Server, social media, waifus

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is where it’s at! We’ve got post latinx waifus running around, ready to be your pixelated companions. Need a mining buddy? How about a cute latinx waifu to keep you company while you dig for diamonds?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Taco Tuesday event, where players can battle it out in epic taco-eating contests for the chance to win exclusive in-game prizes. And rumor has it, if you win three Taco Tuesday events in a row, you’ll unlock the secret ability to summon a giant taco to crush your enemies. Talk about a delicious victory!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even find true love with a post latinx waifu along the way. It’s a crazy world out there, but on our server, anything is possible!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	1699	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Animals Bred:	74
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

/pcrg/ – Minecraft SMP: Princess Connect! Re:Dive General

Battlefield of Memories, Clans, Commander Makoto, Connect, Dungeon x2, general, Guildhouse furniture, H.Kyoka, H.Mimi, H.Misogi, Hard x2, Kotposter Resources, Lind, Luna Tower, Masterpiece, Minecraft, new player guide, Normal x3, pcrg, Pirate Anna, Platinum Gacha, princess, Princess Connect! Re:Dive, ReDive, Resources, smp, Story Event Rerun, TS.Kyaru, TS.Suzuna, Ultimate Refining, VH x2, Wizarding Youth Days

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events and banners? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous rate up banners featuring Lind and Commander Makoto (Limited Edition, of course).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is constantly hosting insane events like VH x2 and Platinum Gacha With Masterpiece. And don’t even get me started on our upcoming Ultimate Refining and Battlefield of Memories events – they’re sure to blow your mind!

Oh, and did I mention our Main Story Update? We’re increasing the level cap to 322, UE cap to 330, and adding Pirate Anna to the shop. Plus, our Guildhouse furniture is getting a level increase – it’s going to be lit!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a crazy good time filled with wacky events, outrageous banners, and insane updates. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2248	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CopBlocker420 – Minecraft SMP

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Oh, when you see a cop on our Minecraft SMP, you better run for the hills! Not because they’re gonna bust you for breaking the blocky law, but because they challenge players to epic parkour races through the city streets. And if you beat them, you get a special diamond badge to show off your mad skills. Plus, rumor has it that the cops are actually secret agents from a top-secret government agency trying to recruit the best players for a top-secret mission to save the world from an evil Ender Dragon bent on destroying everything. So yeah, join our SMP for some cop chase parkour fun and maybe save the world while you’re at it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197
Mines Excavated:	1279	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Crops Grown:	2324

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0