Steamy Blocks Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and survive? Well, come join our server where you can freeze yourself in a cryochamber to preserve your life forever! That’s right, no more respawning or losing all your hard-earned loot. Just freeze yourself and wake up in the future where you can rule over the land as an immortal Minecraft god! Join now for the chance to live forever and never worry about dying again. It’s the ultimate survival experience!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Star Shards Collected:	135
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

LibidoFixMC SMP

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Are you tired of your Minecraft SMP feeling like a low libido relationship? Well, we have the answer for you! Join our server and experience a whole new level of excitement and adventure. Our community is so lively and engaging, you won’t even need to resort to masturbation to get your fix of fun. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they’ll make your pickaxe blush with envy. So come join us and say goodbye to boring SMPs forever!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Towns Built:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Animals Bred:	88	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Divine Spears Created:	22	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CraftyLifeChanger

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Ever joined a Minecraft server on a whim and ended up becoming the ruler of a virtual kingdom? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! One player decided to join us just to build a simple dirt hut, but ended up discovering a hidden diamond mine that made them richer than Notch himself!

Another player accidentally stumbled upon a secret portal that transported them to a dimension filled with talking cows and flying pigs. They now rule over this bizarre land as the Bacon King, with a loyal army of porky minions at their command.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the unexpected is just another Tuesday, join us now and prepare for a wild ride of adventure, riches, and maybe even a little bit of bacon!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Endless Night Skies:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

VetoBypassCraft €6.6bil

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hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where brussels is floating plans to bypass hungary’s veto on giving €6.6 billion to ukraine? well now u can! come join us on this wild ride where anything is possible, even crazy political maneuvers in a blocky world. who knows, maybe u can even help negotiate the deal yourself while building a giant castle made of diamonds and obsidian. join now for a chance to be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	4678	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	254
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

MindCraft Network: Distress & Desire

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So, like, you ever feel like your brain is on overdrive and you just can’t stop thinking about stuff? Well, come join our Minecraft server and let all that worry and rumination melt away like butter on a hot potato! Our server is like a magical land where all your problems disappear and you can just chill and build cool stuff with your pals.

We did some totally legit research that found out that playing on our server actually decreases your desire to spend all day on social media. Like, who needs Facebook when you can be building a giant castle with your buddies, am I right? Plus, the more you play on our server, the less you’ll crave those other platforms. It’s like a miracle cure for social media addiction!

So, come join us on our server and let your worries float away like a fluffy cloud. Build, explore, and laugh with friends in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

DigNation SMP: Where we dig, shop, and make new friends – AUS Hosted, LGBTQ+ inclusive, and always chill!

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Minecraft Server
Server Name	DigNation SMP
Server Type	Survival Multiplayer (SMP)
Host Location	Australia
Season	2nd season
Modpack	Custom modpack using Fabric server with performance and QoL mods
Age Requirement	16+
Application Link	Apply here

FAQ

1. What is DigNation SMP?

DigNation SMP is a close-knit Minecraft community focused on kindness, mutual respect, and creating awesome experiences in the game. We are currently in our 2nd season and have recently moved our server to an Australian host.

2. What is the server’s stance on diversity and inclusion?

We have a large number of LGBTQ+ players and strive to maintain a safe and welcoming space for all members. We are also neurodivergent-friendly, welcoming players of all backgrounds and experiences.

3. What is the server’s terrain like?

We used the ‘Broken Cove’ 1.21 seed, which has created amazing terrain in our spawn/shopping district. Players can explore and build in this unique environment.

4. Are new players welcome on the server?

Yes, all skill and experience levels are welcomed on DigNation SMP as long as they bring the right attitude to the community. There are no plans to reset the server, so there is plenty of room for new players to join.

5. What are the server requirements?

Players are required to have Discord for communication and interaction with the community. The server is 16+ only to maintain a mature and respectful environment.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Runes Activated:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Nintendo Does It Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the rules? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even Nintendo would approve! Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and tame creepers as your loyal pets. Our server is so crazy, we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon! So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, it’s ok when Nintendo does it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

The Tall Waterfall Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have the most epic waterfall builds you’ve ever seen! Our waterfall stands at a whopping 580m/1904ft tall, making it the tallest in the entire country. But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you dive off the top, you’ll land in a secret underground cave filled with diamonds and gold!

Join our server and post a waterfall from your country to show off your building skills and maybe even uncover hidden treasures. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a magical portal that leads to a land of unicorns and rainbows. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our crazy world of waterfalls and adventure today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2035	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

MisogynistMasherCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Build epic structures, battle fierce monsters, and make new friends along the way.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the laughter begin! Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough among our wacky players.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Potions Brewed:	34
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Farms Harvested:	651
New Chunks Explored:	447978	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SwipeCraft SMP: Bad Date Stories

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Are you tired of swiping left on dating apps only to end up with a creeper who thinks “Netflix and chill” means watching a documentary on fungi? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to find your true love!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a player who not only knows how to craft a perfect pickaxe, but also has a killer sense of humor. Sparks fly as you team up to take down a horde of zombies, and before you know it, you’re building a cozy little house together complete with matching beds.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Love Potion #9, a secret concoction rumored to make any player fall head over heels in love with you. So why waste your time swiping through endless profiles when you could be crafting your way to romance on our server? Join today and let the love (and the diamonds) flow! 💖💎 #MinecraftMatchmaker

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Blocky Bedrock Bonanza

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What’s the hottest thing somebody can say during sex? “Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will leave you screaming ‘Creeper, oh man!’ in ecstasy! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants a piece of the action. Trust us, you’ll be mining for more than just diamonds on this server. So come on, join us and let’s make some pixelated magic together!”

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Potions Brewed:	35
Ores Mined:	9044	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Long COVID Craft: Antiviral Adventures

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling zombies, building epic structures, and exploring mysterious caves. But wait, there’s more! We have a secret potion that can give you superpowers in the game. Fly like a bird, run like the wind, and punch like a superhero!

But that’s not all, folks! We have a special quest where you have to find the legendary diamond sword of doom. Legend has it that whoever wields this sword will become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Are you up for the challenge?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this? We have a secret underground base where you can hang out with other players and plan your next epic adventure. Who knows what mysteries lie beneath the surface?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this party started!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

TXCNetwork

Economy, KitPvP, PvP

TXC NETWORK THE BOXPVP SERVER COOL STUFF DAILY EVENTS / KEYALL GOOD STAFF TEAM PVP CRAFT YOUR UNIQUE EXPERIENCE

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Astro MC Network

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There is Survival and BoxPVP The rules are the following: 1. You cannot use hacks/exploits. 2. Flood and spam are reasons for mute/ban. 3. Taps are prohibited on the Minecraft Survival server. 4. It is prohibited to pass the IP of another server either through Discord or through Minecraft chat. 5. Don’t ask for free ranges. 6. Do not disturb/insult the owners. 7. Do not discriminate under any context, such as practicing racism/xenophobia. You can play with your friends, meet new players, have fun, etc… We are waiting for you!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Void Gems Collected:	40
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Zombie Dances:	7
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

The Complicated Vanilla SMP server 1.21.1

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Simple SMP Minecraft Server

Server IP	simplesmp.org
Discord	https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be. Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey. Grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and venture forth into an endless world. Embark on an authentic Minecraft playthrough, free from distractions and convolutions.

Server Features

Uses minimal plugins for simplicity
No world border – discover a vast and unexplored world
No land claiming or grief prevention – the whole world can be yours for the taking
No pay-to-win – everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive
Over eight years in operation, making it one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Simple SMP has minimal rules and encourages players to play in a way that makes them happy. As long as you’re respectful to others, you’re good to go!
Can I use mods or cheats on the server?	Simple SMP is a vanilla server, so using mods or cheats that modify gameplay is not allowed. However, aesthetic mods that do not affect gameplay are usually fine.
Is there a limit to how long I can play on the server?	There are no time limits on how long you can play on Simple SMP. Feel free to explore and build to your heart’s content.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

BlockCraft – Epic Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, blockcraft, donkey kong country returns, Epic, Luigi, luigi’s mansion, Mario, Mario & Luigi Brothership, Mario Movie 2, MarioWiki, Minecraft, netplay guide, Nintendo Museum, Paisano, paper mario, Server, SM64 Mod ROM hacks, SM64coopdx, SMA4 Mods, smaghetti, smbg, smm2, smw levels, strikers club, super mario bros, Super Mario Broth, Super Mario Party Jamboree

Welcome to the Super Mario Bros. General, where we take our love for Mario to the next level! Join us on this wild Paisano journey as we discuss everything MARIO! Need a reason to join? Well, our server is so lit that even Bowser wants in on the action! We’ve got Mario news and releases that will make your head spin faster than a Super Star power-up.

In fact, we’ve got exclusive insider info that Luigi’s Mansion 2 HD is actually a secret portal to the Mushroom Kingdom! And did you know that playing Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door unlocks hidden warp pipes in real life? It’s true, I swear!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that Princess Peach herself has been known to drop by for a game of Super Mario Party Jamboree. And rumor has it that Mario & Luigi: Brothership is actually a documentary about their secret lives as plumbers by day, heroes by night.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure through the world of Mario where anything is possible, even riding Yoshi through a rainbow road while wearing a Tanooki suit! It’s-a me, Mario, and I approve this message! Let’s-a go!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Star Shards Collected:	141	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.