Standards Are Overrated Minecraft SMP

Communication, compatibility, compromise, emotional connection, Expectations, Intimacy, lower standards, mental health, Minecraft, Overrated, personal boundaries, relationship, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, sexual attraction, sexual dysfunction, sexual performance, sexual satisfaction, smp, Standards, Trust, Vulnerability

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing harder than our diamonds is getting through a relationship without some serious drama! Join us if you’re looking for a server where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon and the friendships are as rocky as a cobblestone wall.

Our server is like a soap opera set in the world of blocks and creepers. We’ve got love triangles, betrayals, and alliances that shift faster than a redstone clock. Who needs reality TV when you can log on and witness the chaos firsthand?

But don’t worry, it’s not all drama and chaos. We’ve also got epic builds that will make your jaw drop faster than a creeper explosion. From towering castles to intricate redstone contraptions, our players are constantly pushing the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community that’s as wild and unpredictable as a pack of Endermen on a rampage? Plus, who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate among all the chaos. Just remember, on our server, the only thing harder than finding true love is surviving a creeper attack.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Classic Realms

Economy, Survival

Classic Realms is a Minecraft survival server which strives to bring back the old classic survival experience, cutting out the nonsense from modern day servers. If you’re looking for a fun, non p2w server! Classic Realms is your best bet!Connect using bedrock with the ip: bedrock.classicrealms.net and the port 8188

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

SkeletoSMP

Mini Games, Survival

Best survival SMP u can find . Very good staff and players friendly server everyone will be helpful join us and have fun !!!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Sky Valley

Economy, Skyblock

Welcome to Sky Valley This is a server focused on SkyBlock in 1.18.2 that contains RPG elements and other interesting mechanics.** Resources ** + Missions, Improvements, Leaderboards, Island Levels, Improvements + Slimefun – New Features, Backpacks, Reactors, Ranks + New custom Enchantments! + New fish, bait with sales system! + Spawners, Boxes, Votes, Jobs, Auctions, Arena + Skills, Boostable Stats and Mana! + Kits, weekly and daily events!,

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Explore the depths of the SeaSide sea…. ● Over 1000+ Custom Items ● Unlock new islands and items ● Daily quests ● Defeat powerful bosses ● Find valuable treasure chests & crates ● Start your own crew ● Unique PvP/PvE Experience ● 100+ Custom Enchants ● Gambling: Roulette, Coinflip and Jackpot ● Build your own raft ● Compete with other players in PvP or ranking. Weekly updates at the request of YOU. And much more…

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Maestrea – A unique and unforgettable skyblock RPG experience SERVER VERSION: 1.20.1! Having run servers for a long time, our team knows what we’re doing. Being one of the fastest growing Towny servers with awesome plugins like Towny, Mythic Drops and McMMO, Jobs as well as a ton of custom developed plugins and greatly configured ones as well, to enhance your experience and make sure your time on the server will never be boring. With involved owners and an active, dedicated staff team, we’re able to release new content and updates often! We put the players and their friends first and there are many plugins that our close-knit community enjoys.We have a custom ranking system allowing you to unlock new features by ranking up and getting more perks for yourself and your Town & Friends. As well as a Brewing plugin that adds 80+ custom brewing recipes!Features: Towny, McMMO, MythicDrops, Jobs, Economy, 6 Dungeons, Survival, PVE, Custom items, Custom Mobs, Mob Arena, Brewing, Active Staff, Friendly Community, Dedicated Server, Skyblock, Invasion event, Boss arenas, Custom MobsHope to see you on the server!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Dimension Hops:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Towns Built:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Animals Bred:	138

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.