>STALKER themed mmorpg Minecraft SMP

ANOMALIES, Atmospheric, Chernobyl, Exploration, faction-based, free, Good, gtSTALKER, Immersive, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, Mutants, Online game, open world, post-apocalyptic, radioactive, RPG, scavenging, Shooter, smp, Stalker, Survival, Themed

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our totally not creepy STALKER themed MMORPG where you can stalk your friends and enemies alike. But wait, there’s more! Not only is it free to join, but we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate stalker in our crazy Minecraft world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Hazy Realm

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Hazy Realm, a cross-platform Minecraft survival server! Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting your journey, our server offers a welcoming community, an engaging economy, and the MCMMO plugin to enhance your gameplay. Join us and experience a thriving world where you can build, trade, and level up your skills. Dive into our friendly atmosphere, where both new and veteran players can feel at home. Start your adventure today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Holy Based Minecraft Server

Based, Campaign, Canada, candidates, day of the rake, delayed, Democracy, election, Globe and Mail, Government, HOLY, international relations, Minecraft, News, North America, political analysis, Politics, poll, Server, US Election, Voting, voting process

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the day of the rake has been delayed just so players can have more time to enjoy all the madness. That’s right, world events are being postponed just for us!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Towns Built:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

“When Does It Get Good?” Minecraft SMP

anticipation, delayed gratification, delayed reward, eager, eventual success, EXCITEMENT, fulfillment, Good, hopeful, long wait, looking forward, Minecraft, optimism, patience, perseverance, persistence, positive thinking, satisfaction, smp, time will tell, waiting for the good, when does it get good, worth the wait

Oh, honey, it gets good the moment you step foot into our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by your fellow players, the excitement of epic battles against mobs, and the joy of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. And who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams our server, granting wishes to those brave enough to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

BraBrawlServer

Bra, BraBrawlServer, compression bra, costumes, damaged home, Demand, expensive, family, Homeless, Hurricane Helene, living space, makeup, payback, play practice, rules, single mom, sister, thea, Theater, twelfth night, Viola

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos of living with your sister and her unruly kids after a hurricane destroyed their home.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle over a special compression bra that was mistakenly thrown away by your sister. Will she pay you back for it? Will your mom take her side? Will Thea be able to rock her role as Viola in “Twelfth Night” without her trusty bra?

Join now for a wild ride of family drama, theater mishaps, and financial disputes. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Mines Excavated:	2989	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	228	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

AdmireCraft SMP – 30 characters

Admiration, AdmireCraft, Authenticity, characteristics, Characters, compassion, courage, determination, Empathy, Generosity, humility, inspiration, Integrity, Kindness, perseverance, Qualities, Respect, role models, smp, Strengths, talent, virtues, wisdom

Do you admire people who can build a house in Minecraft without even breaking a sweat? Or maybe you’re in awe of those who can tame a pack of wild wolves with just a bone in hand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players who can do all that and more!

Join our server if you want to witness the epic battle between a player and a horde of angry chickens who have declared war on all humans. Or maybe you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition, where creativity knows no bounds (literally, because dirt blocks have no bounds).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a union to protest against the unfair treatment they receive from players. Will you join their cause or will you continue to trade them emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not just about building and mining, but also about creating hilarious and outrageous stories, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become the next legend in our server’s history books (if we had history books, that is).

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MineCraftFitTips

Body transformation, dieting, Exercise, fat loss tips, FITNESS, health tips, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, life advice, lifestyle changes, long-term success, lose fat, meal planning, MineCraftFitTips, motivation, physical activity, portion control, self-discipline, weight loss, weight management, wellness

Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and you’ll be shedding those virtual pounds in no time with our secret potion of slimming that turns all your diamond armor into skinny jeans. Say goodbye to those extra blocky pixels and hello to a lean, mean mining machine! So come on, join us and start your journey to becoming the most svelte player in the Minecraft universe.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MassCraft: Where the only abuse is getting killed by creepers!

Abuse, abuse scandals, BETRAYAL, Catholic, catholic church, catholicism, Church, church scandal, clergy, CREEPERS, Crisis, Donations, Drop, FAITH, Killed, Mass attendance, masscraft, misconduct, Religion, religious institutions, scandal, scandal fallout, Trust, Worship

so, like, u ever heard of a minecraft server that’s so lit that even the catholic church is like “yo, we gotta get in on this”? well, this server is so epic that even the pope himself is like “holy cow, i gotta build me a pixelated cathedral on this bad boy”.

u know how sometimes u just wanna escape from all the drama and scandals in the real world? well, on this server, u can do just that! no catholic abuse scandals here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

plus, the donations on this server are off the charts! forget dropping money in the collection plate, just drop some diamonds in the virtual donation chest and watch the blessings roll in.

so come join us on this epic minecraft server where even the pope can’t resist the urge to mine and craft. it’s a religious experience like no other, trust me.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Alien Animal Autopsy Land

Alien, alien anatomy, alien animals, alien life, anatomy, animal, autopsy, biology, Curiosity, curiosity about alien life, curiosity killed the cat, discovery, ethical concerns, Exploration, Extraterrestrial, first contact, interstellar travel, invasive species, Land, planetary exploration, research, Science, Scientific inquiry, space exploration

Yo, ever wondered what it would be like to explore alien planets and dissect weird alien animals? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can hunt down intergalactic creatures and see what makes them tick. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new species that poops diamonds or shoots lasers out of its eyes! So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, the sky’s the limit…literally!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Players Killed by Monsters:	5706
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Blocky Weight Loss Haven

adolescent health, ages 12-18, Anti-obesity drugs, blocky, GLP-1, Haven, Loss, lower risk, Medical research, medication, mental health, mental health benefits, Mental Wellness, obesity management, obesity treatment, pharmaceuticals, suicidal attempts, suicidal thoughts, Suicide prevention, suicide risk reduction, weight, weight loss, young people, Youth Suicide

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER?! WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT ANTI-OBESITY DRUGS IN DA GAME! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! TAKE SOME GLP-1 AND U CAN JUMP HIGHER, RUN FASTER, AND EVEN FLY LIKE A FREAKIN’ SUPERHERO! PLUS, IT LINKED TO A 33% LOWER RISK OF SUICIDAL THOUGHTS! SO U CAN PLAY MINECRAFT AND BE HAPPY AT DA SAME TIME! JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE DA WACKIEST ADVENTURES EVER! 🤪🎮🚀 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

/BlockBros – Minecraft Server

4th anniversary, BlockBros, candace, character builds, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, chiori, Collei, Daily check-in rewards, Dori, friendlist, genshin impact, Maps, Minecraft, Peak Patrol Song, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Simulators, Starlight Reverie, The Rainbow Destined to Burn, Third-Party Tools, uraku misugiri, useful links, Version 5.1, Wiki, Xilonen

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing skeletons appear, challenging you to a dance-off for rare loot! Or how about encountering a secret underground village filled with talking cows who offer you enchanted armor in exchange for your best dance moves?

But that’s not all! Our server is constantly updating with new content, like a rainbow-themed dimension where you can ride on unicorns and battle evil leprechauns for pots of gold. And don’t forget about our exclusive character banners featuring Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – each with their own unique abilities and backstories!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows what wacky adventures await you next?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Secret Passages Found:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

United States of Minecraft SMP

American flags, flag analysis, flag critique, flag discussion, flag opinions, flag rankings, flag ratings, flag tier list, ITT, Minecraft, Ohio flag, Puerto Rico flag, rate flags, s-tier, smp, state flags, States, territory flags, Texas flag, United, US flags, US states, US territories, Utah flag

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we rate flags of US states and territories because why not?! Join us and witness the epic battles between the Ohio flag and the Texas flag as they duke it out for the top spot. But watch out for Puerto Rico and Utah, they may seem innocent but they pack a punch when it comes to flag ratings. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s see which flag reigns supreme in our crazy world of Minecraft flag ratings!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

BananaBlock Minecraft Server

BananaBlock, Bananas, Communication, family, family dynamics, food habits, food preferences, food storage, food waste, green bananas, grocery shopping, Healthy Eating, healthy snacks, homemade snacks, meal options, meal planning, meal prep, Minecraft, picky eaters, refusing, Server, snack options, wasting food

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of wasted bananas! Join us for a banana-free experience filled with endless snack options and no guilt over uneaten fruit.

Our server offers a variety of activities, from building epic structures to battling mobs in the depths of the mines. And don’t worry, there are no bananas in sight to go to waste!

Join us and be part of a community that values snack options and understands the importance of not letting food go bad. Who needs bananas when you have a whole world of Minecraft adventures waiting for you? Join now and say goodbye to banana guilt forever!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Mom’s Ashes: Stepdad Showdown

ashes, moms, showdown, stepdad

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of cease and desist orders, lawsuits, and buried remains!

Experience the thrill of fighting for your loved one’s final wishes against a family who’s more secretive than a hidden treasure chest in Minecraft. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who puts someone in an early grave? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a free urn with a mysterious backstory, just like the one in this crazy family saga. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6258	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

FearFactorSMP

anxiety, fear of being alone, fear of change, fear of clowns, fear of commitment, fear of death, fear of failure, fear of flying, fear of germs, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, fear of losing control, Fear of public speaking, fear of rejection, fear of snakes, fear of spiders, fear of the dark, fear of the future, fear of the unknown, FearFactorSMP, irrational fear, Phobia

Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, creepers have been trained to only explode in designated areas! Join us for a chance to witness the most disciplined creepers in the Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the chickens or try to stop their poultry revolution?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that can only be found by solving a series of riddles left behind by a mysterious player known only as “The Prankster.” Will you be the one to uncover the treasure and claim your riches?

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky chickens…they may look innocent, but they’re always up to something cluckin’ crazy!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MineCraftyDisasters

Adversity, Challenges, coping mechanisms, difficult times, emotional turmoil, Experience, Hardship, HEARTBREAK, Life, life lessons, Loss, MineCraftyDisasters, overcoming obstacles, Pain, personal growth, resilience, Struggle, Suffering, Tragedy, Trauma, worst day

Have you ever had a day so bad that you wished you could just respawn and start over? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground society of talking llamas. Trust us, the worst day of your life will pale in comparison to the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Towns Built:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Potions Brewed:	50

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!