Updated October 28, 2024
Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
Potions Brewed: | 128 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
Potions Brewed: | 128 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
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so, like, if you wanna be part of something epic and legendary, you gotta join this server, man. who knows what other crazy stuff will happen next, like maybe Jeff Bezos will start playing Minecraft and join too.
come on, man, don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly out of this world. join now and let the madness begin!
Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Runes Activated: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
On our server, you’ll never have to worry about getting ghosted or cheated on because our mobs are the only ones you need to watch out for. And trust us, they’re a lot easier to handle than a toxic ex.
Plus, our community is full of players who have all been through their fair share of relationship drama, so you’ll never feel alone in your quest for love (or diamonds). So why waste your time swiping right when you could be mining and crafting your way to happiness on our server? Join us today and let the healing begin!
Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 39 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 112 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
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Players: | 106/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 731 |
Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 19 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic duels, and even discover a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the mystical enchanted diamond pickaxe hidden deep in the Nether, you’ll gain the power to turn all your enemies into adorable baby chickens!
So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to watching grass grow.
Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Join our server and avoid the drama of having your MIL give your kid a surprise buzz cut. We’ve got a strict no-haircut policy, unless it’s in-game of course! Build your dream world without the fear of someone snipping away at your creations.
Don’t let your family drama get in the way of your Minecraft fun. Come join us and escape to a world where your hair, and your builds, are safe from meddling relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret hairstyle dungeon to explore!
Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or the joy of accidentally blowing up your friend’s house with a misplaced TNT block. Our server is filled with surprises around every corner, from mysterious secret dungeons to a hidden village of llamas who have formed their own society.
But that’s not all – we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the map, guarded by a dragon who only speaks in riddles. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and claim the riches within?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a few accidental deaths along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you count the nightmares about those evil chickens…
Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 17 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.