SquirtCraft: A Splash of Fun! | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4450
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	113
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	New Chunks Explored:	830325
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3

New Minecraft Servers

So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will make you squirt with excitement? Well, look no further, cuz this server is gonna make you feel all kinds of things, from heightened arousal to straight-up embarrassment (in a good way, of course).

We did a study (totally legit, btw) and found that joining this server can make you feel things you never even knew were possible in Minecraft. Your partner’s reaction will be like, “OMG, I can’t believe you’re on that server, you’re so cool!” And you’ll be like, “Yeah, I know, I’m a Minecraft legend now.”

So come join us and let’s explore the unknown together. Who cares if people don’t understand squirting in Minecraft, we’re gonna show them how it’s done. Plus, we have the best pixelated squirting animations you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one squirt at a time.

Astoria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2136
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Void Gems Collected:	19
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Ores Mined:	9623	Love Letters Sent:	16
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

play.astoria.gg

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2017
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Dimension Hops:	14	Mines Excavated:	1394
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Star Shards Collected:	196
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Love Letters Sent:	4

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

friendszone.enxada.host:10002

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9345
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

tempomc.com

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2065
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Love Letters Sent:	18

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

play.minedownunder.com

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6280
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

mc.terracraft.one

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	748
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Mines Excavated:	3167	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

play.crankhouse.net

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9071
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Void Gems Collected:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

play.aphelionmc.net

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7757
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Play.Gods-Realm.Ro

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7832
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

play.valatic.net

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5062
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Buildings Constructed:	49	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	382
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

play.mc-oasis.com

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1131
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

mcs.servvival.net

RomanMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3970
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Buildings Constructed:	43
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Runes Activated:	8

play.romanmc.net

Wafflez Snapshot Server

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4166
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3

WafflezMC is a network with two currently attached servers, Wafflez and isle96. Wafflez is a server that dates back to 2012 and is a economy/community based survival server where you can vote for free rank upgrades, earn cash, and earn more claim blocks. Wafflez has a large selection of possible ranks to purchase, some of which are even purchasable with in-game money. You can battle people in the arena or climb to the top of balancetop. Become a part of the very community oriented server now! isle96 is a more hardcore survival based server where griefing is allowed and pvp is enabled in the wild. It was one of the goals to make it feel free and open to all so even at a base rank you unlock lots of cool perks you can check out in the /ranks menu. All ranks are purchasable with in-game money on isle96!

mc.wafflezmc.com

SoloLegends

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9779
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1335
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	3

Welcome to SoloLegends.You will find a warm gaming environment, come and play… We would like you to participate in our community.IP: sololegends.net Store: https://store.sololegends.net (70% off sale + 10% “Patrox” Code) Discord: https://invite.gg/Sololegends

sololegends.net

Arcadia Minecraft

Creative, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4279
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3360	Alien Abductions:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Arcadia Minecraft is back! After a five-year hiatus, the best survival Minecraft server is back and going to be bigger than ever! Join now! mc.arcadiaminecraft.com

mc.arcadiaminecraft.com