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Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 4295 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Farms Harvested: | 856 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 |
We did a study (totally legit, btw) and found that joining this server can make you feel things you never even knew were possible in Minecraft. Your partner’s reaction will be like, “OMG, I can’t believe you’re on that server, you’re so cool!” And you’ll be like, “Yeah, I know, I’m a Minecraft legend now.”
So come join us and let’s explore the unknown together. Who cares if people don’t understand squirting in Minecraft, we’re gonna show them how it’s done. Plus, we have the best pixelated squirting animations you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one squirt at a time.