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BurkinaFasoMassacre600

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Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, we got crazier battles than that massacre in Burkina Faso! We got like 600 players duking it out, double the previous estimates, all according to our French security assessment (which is just a fancy way of saying we got some dude named Pierre keeping an eye on things). It’s a total bloodbath, but in a fun, blocky kinda way. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Crops Grown:	2377	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Dragons Tamed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Teleportation with Elon Musk

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So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can, like, teleport everywhere, man. Elon Musk totally invented this crazy teleportation system and now you can, like, zap yourself from one end of the map to the other in, like, a split second. It’s, like, mind-blowing, dude.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and race against a herd of speedy llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves.

And get this, bro – the diamonds on this server are, like, super mega ultra rare. You gotta dig, like, a bajillion blocks just to find one. But once you do, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

So, like, why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most epic, insane, and totally rad Minecraft adventures ever? Come on, man, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the teleportation fun begin!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	418	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Trump’s Block Party

#endorsement, 2022 US Senate elections, BLOCK, campaign strategy, conspiracy theories, election fraud narratives, GOP candidate, Misinformation, Party, party loyalty, polarizing effect, political divisions, political endorsements, political influence, political polarization, republicans, social media, social network embeddedness, Support, trump, Trumps, voter behavior

Lolz come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we build walls higher than Trump’s combover and endorse the most outrageous candidates for Senate elections! Our players are so embedded in social networks, they make Facebook look like MySpace! Plus, we got conspiracy theories for days, just like Trump! So come on over and let’s build some polarizing effects together! #BuildThatWall #ElectionFraud #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

BOXPVP 1.16.5-1.20 LET’S MAKE A MATCH Minecraft server

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The owner of the server “BOXPVP 1.16.5-1.20 LET’S MAKE A KHOUGHT” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Magic Items Found:	4612	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Tweet Delete Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate party zone for blocky adventurers! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond rain, pig races, and secret dungeons guarded by dancing skeletons.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the boss while busting out their best dance moves. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a magical land where all the cows can talk and the trees drop enchanted golden apples.

So why did he delete this tweet? Because he couldn’t handle the epicness of our server and wanted to keep it all to himself. Don’t make the same mistake, join us now and let the blocky madness begin!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Lose in Minecraft SMP? What do people find fun about these?

Adrenaline, challenge, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Find, Fun, gameplay, LOSE, LOSING, Minecraft, patience, people, perseverance, Progression, REWARD, Risk, roguelites, satisfaction, skill, smp, strategy, Tactics, winning

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where losing is winning and playing slowly and carefully is a thing of the past! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who love to dance to disco music.

2. Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Disco Llama, who drops rare loot and can break out into spontaneous dance parties at any moment.

3. We have a custom plugin that turns all the pigs on the server into flying bacon mounts, perfect for cruising around in style and causing chaos.

4. Our community events include competitive sheep shearing races, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of rainbow wool and a pet unicorn.

So why waste time playing boring old roguelites when you can join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP? Come join the fun and embrace the chaos!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Buildings Constructed:	41	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	499	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Dimension Hops:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

MomCraft: Git Gud or GTFO

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being late is not an option! Are you tired of players showing up late to important events and expecting you to catch them up on everything? Well, on our server, we have a strict policy against tardiness.

Join us and experience the thrill of being on time for every epic battle and quest. No more distractions or excuses, just pure gaming fun! And don’t worry, we have a special “Mom Mode” for those who claim being a parent is an excuse for being late.

So come on, join us and show Gabby from our PhD program how it’s done. Let’s see if she can keep up with the pace of our Minecraft adventures! Remember, on our server, punctuality is key to success. See you there!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

FckdUpAtTheMoment – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Do you feel like the Ender Dragon is personally targeting you and your diamond armor? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

ChaseCraft: Survive for 3 Bil

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you have the chance to win a whopping 3 billion dollars! But here’s the catch – you have to survive for 12 hours while being chased by a villain of your choice. Will you pick the evil genius mastermind with a penchant for elaborate traps? Or maybe the dastardly pirate captain with a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder? The choice is yours, but beware, because these villains are no joke!

Join our server for the chance to test your survival skills in the most insane way possible. Will you outsmart your chosen villain and claim the ultimate prize? Or will you end up as their next victim? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the chase begin! Good luck, brave adventurer!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Enchantments Applied:	249
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

VuhledarDefenseCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where we build epic fortresses like ukraine’s top commander! we need all the help we can get to defend against the evil creepers and zombies that keep attacking us. vuhledar may have fallen, but we will rise again with your help! join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few explosions along the way. who needs ukraine when you can join our epic minecraft server and become a legendary warrior in your own right!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8994	Zombie Dances:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

BlockBrawl – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of giant chickens, participate in epic dance battles with Endermen, and build houses out of rainbow-colored obsidian. Our server is so wild that even Herobrine himself can’t keep up with all the chaos!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with zombies and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder infinite building powers.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
New Chunks Explored:	861375	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Magic Items Found:	7556
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

The Secret Mossad HQ Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most top-secret, highly classified Minecraft SMP server in existence – Mossad HQ! Join us if you dare to embark on a wild adventure filled with espionage, intrigue, and of course, building epic structures!

Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself couldn’t gain access without the secret password (which is “potato” by the way). We have hidden bases, secret tunnels, and even a llama spy network that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the server owner is actually a retired spy who once infiltrated the Ender Dragon’s lair and stole its treasure. Join us and maybe you’ll uncover the truth behind this mysterious figure.

So what are you waiting for? Join Mossad HQ today and become a part of the most covert Minecraft community out there. Just be sure to watch your back, you never know who might be watching you… 👀🕵️‍♂️

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	11

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

FurnitureFiascoCraft

Affair, affair partner, BETRAYAL, borrowed furniture, cheating partner, Deception, dishonesty, emotional turmoil, family conflict, family drama, furniture removal, FurnitureFiascoCraft, Hidden Secrets, moving furniture, relationship issues, rental home, STEPDAUGHTER, suspicious behavior, teenage daughter, trust issues

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal and furniture moving madness!

Picture this: you log on to our server and discover that your partner has been cheating on you with another player. But wait, there’s more! Your stepdaughter is involved too, receiving gifts from the affair partner behind your back.

Feeling betrayed and suspicious? Take matters into your own hands and move all the furniture out of your partner’s house without telling them. Watch as chaos ensues and alliances are tested in this epic tale of love, lies, and stolen couches.

Join now for a server experience like no other, where drama is just a block away and furniture is the ultimate weapon of revenge!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Dragon Eggs Found:	1176
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Magic Items Found:	5132	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

AwkwardAF in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want some wacky adventures!

Join us for a chance to participate in ridiculous challenges like building a house out of nothing but dirt or trying to tame a wild llama with a carrot on a stick. And don’t even get us started on the crazy pranks that happen on the server – one time, someone replaced all the diamonds in the mine with cooked chicken!

But the real reason you should join our SMP is for the chance to relive your most awkward interactions in a whole new way. Remember that time you accidentally called your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class? Well, now you can recreate that moment by accidentally calling a pig “Steve” in front of all your fellow players.

So come on, join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	8150	New Chunks Explored:	134064
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	307	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

MineCraftyExcuse

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

Need a good excuse for being late to work? Just tell your boss you were busy building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama on our server. Trust us, they’ll understand once they see your masterpiece.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the Nether where you’ll meet a friendly Ender Dragon who just wants to play hide and seek.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Dimension Hops:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Enchantments Applied:	258
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	5761