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Nude Creeper Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring back the nostalgia of the good ol’ days when nude mods were all the rage! Imagine creating your character with “in depth” customization options, only to be shocked by the ridiculously huge swinging tits that would make Oblivion blush. Join us for a wild ride as we bring back the hilarity and absurdity of gaming in 2007(ish). Who needs realistic graphics when you can have characters with physics-defying body parts? Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing for days!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mines Excavated:	1951	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Cock Smell Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house and taming a few wolves? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate in wacky adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy challenges, hilarious pranks, and unexpected twists and turns. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its unique scent-based gameplay. That’s right, we encourage all players to embrace their inner scent connoisseur and sniff out the best aromas in the game. Whether it’s the sweet musk of a freshly mined diamond or the pungent aroma of a creeper explosion, there’s no shortage of delightful scents to discover.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and experience the intoxicating world of cocksmell like never before. Trust us, you won’t be able to stop sniffing!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

DivorceCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands boundaries? Look no further than our server! We won’t let your brother Jake move in and disrupt your virtual life like he did in real life. Our server is all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any family drama.

Join us and escape the chaos of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. No more guilt-tripping family members or suffocating emotional reliance here – just pure fun and creativity. Plus, we have a strict no-couch-surfing policy, so you won’t have to worry about your brother crashing on your virtual couch either.

So come join us on our server and leave all the real-life drama behind. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast building epic structures and exploring new worlds? Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a brother who can’t take a hint.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CheaterBustersMC

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Are you tired of getting wrecked in exams while others cheat their way to the top? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where cheating is not only allowed, but encouraged!

Imagine a world where you can look up answers in-game while taking a test, just like that guy in university did. No need to study for days, just hop on our server and cheat your way to a 99 every time!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you cheat your way to the top, but you can also anonymously report other players for cheating, just like in real life. Be selfish and look out for yourself, because on our server, it’s every man for himself!

So if you’re tired of playing by the rules and getting mediocre grades, join our Minecraft server and cheat your way to success! Remember, it’s not cheating if everyone’s doing it. 😉

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SwearWordSMP – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even say your favorite swear word without getting banned? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and of course, plenty of opportunities to drop your favorite swear word without any consequences.

Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they can’t handle the level of chaos we bring. So come join us and let loose your inner potty mouth in the most epic way possible!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Farms Harvested:	898

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CraftyCrushesMC

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Are you tired of building virtual relationships with pixelated villagers? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, your celebrity crush could be your next-door neighbor! That’s right, we have a special plugin that brings your wildest fantasies to life in blocky form. Imagine going on a date with Ryan Gosling or having a slumber party with Beyoncé – anything is possible on our server! So why settle for Steve when you could be living the virtual dream with your favorite celeb? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6490
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

BeirutBoomCraft

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Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, there are massive blasts happenin’ all the time! It’s like Beirut up in here, but with blocky explosions and stuff. Israeli air strikes be droppin’ bombs left and right, makin’ the whole server shake like a polaroid picture. You gotta be quick on your feet and build bomb shelters like your life depends on it, cuz it totally does. Join now for the thrill of a lifetime and see if you can survive the chaos!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Love Letters Sent:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Trans Men Menstruation Madness

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come join our epic minecraft server where the hormones are wild and the menstruation is even wilder! we got trans men using testosterone gel or cream and still getting their period like it’s nobody’s business. it’s like a hormonal rollercoaster up in here! join now for a chance to witness the most bizarre menstruation moments in minecraft history. who needs regular gameplay when you can have hormone therapy drama instead? it’s a real game-changer, literally. don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dragons Tamed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Flood >USA Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Join us as we navigate through floods caused by mother nature going crazy due to global warming. But don’t worry, for every donation made, you’ll be helping us combat the floods and save our virtual world!

Our server is filled with thirdies causing floods left and right, blaming it on corruption, incompetence, and low IQ people. But hey, who needs logic when you can just blame it on plastic users, right?

So come join us on this wild ride where you never know what’s going to happen next! Will we survive the floods? Will we defeat the thirdies? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	18	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

BlockBusterMinecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken nugget. But be warned, the nugget is guarded by a herd of zombie cows who are obsessed with disco music.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the derpy llama unicorn. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for because these llamacorns have a mischievous streak!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil bunnies or build a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to the Nether? Join us today and let your imagination run wild!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

BlockbusterFlicks – Mine, Craft, Watch!

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Are you tired of boring old servers that make you yawn harder than a sleepy kitten? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our Minecraft server is about to blow your mind! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where every block is made of pure glitter and unicorns fly through the sky farting rainbows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies break it down like it’s Thriller night. And if that’s not enough to get you excited, we also have a giant hot tub filled with lava that you can relax in while sipping on a potion of fire resistance.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you watch a group of skeletons perform a synchronized swimming routine or witness a pack of wolves form a boy band and serenade you with howls of love? Trust us, this server is so epic, it’ll make your favorite movie look like a snoozefest in comparison. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	451
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

DockCraftStrike

so, like, there was this big ol’ dockworker strike, right? but then, like, outta nowhere, they were all like “nah, we good now” and went back to work. but, like, they left behind all these crazy cool docks and ships and stuff, and now we got this awesome new minecraft server to play on!

come join us on this server, where you can sail the high seas and battle pirate zombies while building your own epic dock empire. we got treasure hunts, underwater caves full of diamonds, and even a secret underwater city ruled by a squid king.

so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? come hang out with us and have a blast on the docks!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Crafty Crew – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Nambona, the local alcoholic Aussie, rules the land! Join us if you’re ready to game hard and shittalk even harder!

Reasons to join: – Nambona loves alcohol, Yakuza games, Kaizo, and Brood War – just imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with him! – Watch Nambona on Twitch as he takes on Casio Mario World – it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before! – Join our server and experience the chaos for yourself – who knows what kind of wild adventures you’ll have with Nambona leading the way!

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong liver – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

‘The Truth’ Minecraft SMP Mastermind

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where we have EVERYTHING you could ever want. We’ve got multi-year extensions on our server, 180+ gorillion diamonds waiting to be mined, and a non-exclusivity deal that will blow your mind. Plus, we’ve got Netflix streaming so you can watch all your favorite shows while you mine away.

But that’s not all, we’ve also got PPVs on Peacock and the Network worldwide. You can battle it out in epic PvP matches and show off your skills to players from all over the world. And don’t even get me started on the phaseout of the third hour – we’re increasing our yearly revenue like crazy and moving into profitability faster than you can say “creeper”.

So come join us on this insane journey and see how the AEWtists will reckon with our undeniable victory. Even Gaytch himself would have to give us props for how epic this server is. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most impressive Minecraft SMP around!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6710	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Orbs of Power Found:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	42