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CraftyParentzCo-op

after school program, before school program, child support, co parenting, Communication Issues, CraftyParentzCoop, custody agreement, daycare expenses, family dynamics, Family Support, financial responsibility, kindergarten, parental obligations, parenting disagreement, pick up and drop off, school district, school district boundaries, school enrollment, school services, shared custody, split cost

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s more intense than arguing over school districts with your baby daddy!

We offer before and after school “daycare” services just like in the real world, but with a twist – you have to pay for it weekly! Split the cost with your ex, just like splitting custody of your child. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you need to take early leave due to complications – we understand the struggle.

But the real fun starts when you try to get out of paying for services you no longer need. Just like in real life, your ex might try to guilt trip you into paying for something you don’t use. Will you stand your ground or give in to the drama? It’s all up to you on our Minecraft server!

So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable parenting decisions, and more drama than you can shake a pickaxe at. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	4759	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Alien Abductions:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

DreamyReMinecraft SMP

dream, dream analysis, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream recall, DreamyReMinecraft, Experience, FANTASY, Haunting, imagination, lasting impression, Memory, night, Nostalgia, Recollection, Reverie, Sleep, smp, subconscious, surreal, vision, vivid

Remember that dream where you were riding a giant chicken through a rainbow-filled sky while being chased by a pack of evil llamas? Well, that’s basically what everyday life is like on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for the chance to live out your wildest dreams and create epic memories that will leave you questioning reality. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where diamonds grow on trees and creepers are actually friendly pets. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

RegretCraft: Life’s Lava Pit

acceptance, biggest regret, Decision making, embracing imperfections, forgiveness, hindsight, lava, learning from mistakes, lessons learned, letting go, life choices, life regrets, Lifes, living with regrets, looking back, missed opportunities, moving forward, overcoming regrets, past mistakes, personal growth, Pit, RegretCraft, self reflection, self-forgiveness

Are you still haunted by the time you accidentally punched a villager in Minecraft and started a whole village-wide brawl? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we embrace chaos and mayhem! Join us and let your regrets be a thing of the past as you unleash your inner prankster and cause havoc wherever you go. Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world to wreak havoc in, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s create some unforgettable memories (and probably get banned from a few servers along the way)!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Crops Grown:	3880	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

HezbollahSmashCraft

Axios, Beirut, Conflict, Hashem Safieddine, hezbollah, HezbollahSmashCraft, International, Israel, Israeli, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, News, Official, Operation, Politics, reporter, Senior, strike, Targets, Terrorism

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we have this wild event where players can pretend to be Israeli forces launching a strike on Beirut to take down the infamous senior Hezbollah official Hashem Safieddine. It’s like a virtual war zone, but with blocks and stuff. Join us for the most intense and chaotic battles you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Plus, you might even uncover some secret treasures hidden in the rubble. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s blow stuff up together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Runes Activated:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Void Armor Forged:	26
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Morning Dementia Drop

aging, Alzheimer’s disease, blood draw, brain health, circadian rhythm, cognitive decline, cognitive function, dementia, dementia diagnosis, dementia research, dementia test, Drop, evening blood draw, Medical research, medical testing, Memory Loss, memory problems, morning, morning blood draw, neurodegenerative diseases, neurology, time of day

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got zombies that only come out at night when the blood is drawn, man! And get this, if you take a dementia test in the morning, your memory is gonna be on point, but if you take it at night, you gonna be forgettin’ where you put your diamond sword, bro! It’s like, a whole new level of challenge, ya feel me? So come join us and see if you can survive the night and keep your memory intact, fam! Let’s get this party started, woo!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Dragon Eggs Found:	2171
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Welcome to the “Infinity Circle Server! smp 1.21” – where the fun never ends, just like a broken record!

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Infinity Cube Server Overview

Description
Interested in a forever server, with an emphasis on builders, that stays fresh with the resets of certain chunks every update? Look no further!
Looking for new players to join the Infinity Cube Server! (est. OCT, 2020) {whitelist}
The server is a whitelisted vanilla server running on 1.21!
Mostly experienced builders on the server, but all player types are encouraged to apply!
Running strong since October 10th, 2020! Closing in on 4 years on the world!

FAQ

What is the goal of the Infinity Cube Server?

The goal is to have fun, enjoy doing what you like in the game, and spend time making friends on the server. Mostly experienced builders are required, but all player types are welcome.

What about updates and mods?

The server currently runs on Minecraft version 1.21, but will update to newer versions as they are released. Chunks are reset before future updates to keep the world fresh. There are various mods installed on the server, such as TP to spawn, TP to home, Fast Leaf Decay, Dynmap, and more. Other mods are client-side and up to the player, with minimal restrictions.

How do I join the Infinity Cube Server?

1. Join the discord: https://discord.gg/zhb8dpXTJ3

2. Check out the website for more information (link in discord)

3. Fill out the application on the #smp-application channel

Thank you for considering 🙂

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	New Chunks Explored:	17264
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Joker’s Block Party Minecraft Server

BLOCK, BRAINWASHING, Chaos, collapse of norms, False memories, government control, instability, Jokers, Manipulation, mental instability, Minecraft, Party, public breakdown, Rebellion, Riots, Server, social engineering, social experimentation, societal betrayal, society, suggestion, trauma-based mind control, trigger, violence

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take the chaos and madness of the Joker movie to a whole new level! Join us as we dive deep into the world of psychological operations and social engineering, all while building epic structures and battling mobs.

Ever wanted to experience what it’s like to descend into madness like the Joker? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is designed to make you question reality and plant false memories in your mind. Who needs therapy when you can just play Minecraft, am I right?

Forget about societal norms and embrace the chaos! Our server is the perfect place for those who feel betrayed by society and are ready to rebel. We even have special events where we recreate scenes from the movie, complete with riots and public breakdowns. It’s like LARPing, but with creepers!

But wait, there’s more! The government may be watching, but that just adds to the thrill. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some deep, dark secrets while playing on our server. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft (unless the government is involved).

So come join us on our Joker-inspired Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and reality is just a suggestion. Trust us, it’ll be a riot! (Literally)

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Emeralds Found:	538

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

ZeroByte Minecraft SMP Fun

android 13, anomaly, application, Bytes, Curious, default, Development, Fun, installed, InterconnectCollectKit, investigation, invisible code, Minecraft, mobile, Mystery, programming, question.., SIZE, smp, software, Technology, v. 4.0.5, ZeroByte

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so advanced that we have an application with 0 bytes of size installed by default in Android 13. Yes, you heard that right – 0 bytes! It’s called the InterconnectCollectKit v. 4.0.5 and it’s so mysterious, it’s like invisible code.

Join our server and unravel the secrets of this bizarre application. Maybe it holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures or summoning mythical creatures in the game. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world?

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server that defies all logic and reason like ours does? Plus, rumor has it that the InterconnectCollectKit v. 4.0.5 is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly out of this world!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	8025
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Work Break Minecraft Server

Agreement, balance, Break, Chores, Communication, equality, exhaustion, family dynamics, Financial, Minecraft, new parent, parenting, paternity leave, postpartum, responsibilities, SAHM, Schedule, Server, sleep schedule, Support, support system, work

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of balancing work and family life? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to call your job a “break” like some people do!

Join us for some epic adventures and build your dream world while taking breaks whenever you need them – because we get it, being a parent is tough work!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only appear during your work hours, so you better log on and protect your creations before they get blown up!

So come on over and join us for some laughs, some fun, and maybe even a little bit of chaos – just like parenting!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

NoWalletNoProblemMC

Accountability, bill splitting, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dining out, EMBARRASSMENT, financial responsibility, friendship, Generosity, group dynamics, Honesty, Integrity, NoWalletNoProblemMC, peer pressure, peer support, personal finance, social etiquette, social situations, Trust, wallet

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to cover other players’ expenses? Look no further! Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can mine and build without worrying about your friends forgetting their wallets.

Join us and avoid awkward situations like the one Sarah put our player through. We promise not to guilt trip you into covering someone else’s share, no matter how small the amount. Plus, with our crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come join us and leave your wallet at home – we’ve got you covered in the virtual world!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

HaxThatWork Minecraft SMP

actually works, Creative, efficiency, everyday life, Hacks, HaxThatWork, Helpful, Innovative, life hack, life improvement, Minecraft, organization, practical advice, problem solving, productivity, shortcuts, smart solutions, smp, time-saving, Tips, too good to be true, Tricks, useful

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players and the creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Rumor has it that he’s been practicing his dance moves just to impress our players. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed their own boy band and are dropping a mixtape next week.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret life hack on our server that will blow your mind. Want to know how to make diamonds rain from the sky? Just stand on your head and sing the national anthem backwards while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Trust us, it works every time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like when the cows start breakdancing or the zombies throw a surprise birthday party for the skeletons. It’s a wild ride, but we promise you’ll never be bored.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6170
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Blocky Bastards: The Movie – You Piece of Shit

ADD, bastards, blocky, Cinema, Creative, ending, Entertainment, film, Fun, funny, humor, hypothetical, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, idea.., long tail tag, Movie, movie quote, Piece, Shit, suggestion, tagline, you piece of shit

Are you tired of watching movies and thinking, “this would be so much better if someone just called someone else a piece of shit at the end”? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we add “you piece of shit” to EVERY movie ending! Imagine the dramatic climax of Titanic, but instead of Rose letting go of Jack, she looks him in the eye and says, “you piece of shit” before pushing him into the icy waters. Or how about the ending of The Lion King, where Simba finally defeats Scar and then whispers in his ear, “you piece of shit” before throwing him off Pride Rock. Join our server for a movie experience like no other, where every ending is guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and question your life choices. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start adding some much-needed spice to your favorite films!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mines Excavated:	3621	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

NavyCraft Minecraft Server

cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign relations, Geopolitical, Gulf region, Indian Navy, international relations, Iranian port, maritime security, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, naval drills, naval exercises, naval fleet, NavyCraft, Server, Ships, strategic partnership, Tensions, Training, West Asia

come join our epic minecraft server where indian navy ships are training in iranian port but with a twist! instead of training for war, they are training to build the sickest minecraft ships you’ve ever seen! sail the high seas with your crew of navy seals and take on epic battles against sea monsters and rival pirate crews. but watch out for the kraken, he’s a real party pooper. join now for a chance to win a real life navy ship (just kidding, that’s illegal). so come on down and set sail on the most ridiculous minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CraftyCreeper: Biden’s Oil War

biden, Bidens, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCreeper, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, negotiations, nuclear deal, Oil, oil facilities, peace talks, regional stability, sanctions, SECURITY, strikes, Tensions, US, War

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the cool stuff and the best peeps to play with.

like, imagine this, right? you’re just mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoop down and start dropping diamonds all over the place. like, what even is that?

and, get this, our moderators are like, actual wizards. they can make your wildest dreams come true in the game. want a castle made of cake? done. want to ride a unicorn into battle? no problem.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we got that too. it’s like, the hottest spot in all of Minecraft.

so, like, come join us on this epic adventure. you won’t regret it, i promise. and who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a rainbow llama into battle. anything is possible on this server, man.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Crops Grown:	7135
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Stinky Cube SMP: Odor-free and curated just for mature noses. Join now for a fresh and funky experience!

#youtube, application, committed, Community, Content Creation, Cube, curated, Discord, Experience, form, Fresh, Friends, Funky, interview, invite, Join, long term, Mature, members, Minecraft, noses, Odorfree, Season, Shape, Small, smp, STINKY, Whitelist, youtube.com

Rotten Block SMP

Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Focus	Content creation, community building
Members	Niaamo, Cooltwo, CountMosquito

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I apply to join Rotten Block SMP?	Fill out the application form linked above and suitable applicants will be invited to our Discord for an interview.
What is the main focus of the server?	We aim to create a small community of friends with a strong focus on content creation.
Can I watch the members’ content?	Yes, you can find Niaamo, Cooltwo, and CountMosquito on YouTube.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4