Squeezy White Minecraft SMP

awkward, awkward situations, Behavior, buddy, Communication, Crowd, cultural observations, funny, humor, Manners, Minecraft, passing through, public spaces, racial humor, sarcasm, Saying, smp, social interactions, SQUEEEEEZE, Squeezy, Stereotypes, Walking, White, white people

Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CraftyDudesMC

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the real world? Join our Minecraft server and become a god among men! Accept the harsh reality that you are just a man in the real world, but in our server, you can build empires, slay dragons, and conquer kingdoms! Say goodbye to boring responsibilities and hello to epic adventures! Join now and unleash your inner warrior!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8819
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Lava Moon Adventures

Adventures, Fumes Fiery Volcanic Moon Detected Solar System Space Astronomy Extraterrestrial Celestial Discovery Science Universe Exploration Alien Planetary Cosmic Research Astronomical Phenomenon, lava, Moon

join this server and experience the thrill of building your own base on a volcanic moon outside the solar system! watch out for lava monsters and alien creepers that will blow your mind (literally)! mine for rare space diamonds and trade with intergalactic villagers for epic loot! who needs earth when you can have your own slice of fiery paradise in the stars? come join us and be a space pioneer today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Mines Excavated:	3580
Crops Grown:	5073	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SkyGem MC

Creative, Economy, PvP Survival Creative Minigames Faction Skyblock Economy Roleplay Quests Dungeons Pixelmon Hardcore Towny Vanilla Prison Hubs Whitelist Bedwars Parkour KitPvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

SKYGEM MC – NETWORK – Spanish Network – Multiple game modes – Survival OP Custom RPG – And much more!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Lava Pilipinas

Active, Adventure, Announcements, BUILD, Community, Create, Cross-Play, Discord, Economy, Events, Explore, Features, Filipino, Ip:, Minecraft, new, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Updates, Vanilla, Veteran, Website

Welcome to [b]Lava Pilipinas[/b]

Lava Pilipinas is a Filipino Minecraft server that brings together players from all over the world to experience an unforgettable adventure! Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or new to the game, you’ll find a home in our warm, active community.

Come explore, build, and create your own story in Lava Pilipinas!

Join our Discord for updates and announcements: IP: play.lavapilipinas.com

Know more about our community and features: Website: [u]www.lavapilipinas.com[/u]

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

The Leaky Lily Pad: Now with custom biomes, origins, teams, economy, and a fancy Dynmap! Join us on 1.21.1 Java/Bedrock

1.21.1, Abilities, Adventure, alliances, bedrock, Biomes, Challenges, Community, Competition, Custom, Discord, Dynmap, Economy, entrepreneurial, Fancy, Friends, Immersive, java, Javabedrock, Join, landscape, Leaky, Lily, Map, multiplayer, ONLINE, Origins, PAD, Projects, Resources, Server, smp, Teams, Trade

The Lily Pad Minecraft Server

Overview

Key Features
Cross-Platform Play: Java and Bedrock players unite!
Custom Biomes: Explore unique landscapes in the Overworld, Nether, and End
Origins System: Choose special abilities inspired by Origin SMP
Team Play: Form alliances and build together
Dynamic Economy: Set up shops and trade with other players
Live Map: Navigate our world easily with Dynmap

Custom Biomes

Discover breathtaking, hand-crafted biomes across all dimensions. From lush floating islands to fiery nether canyons, each area offers new challenges and resources.

Origins System

Embrace unique abilities by choosing your origin. Play as an Enderian teleporting through the world, a Merling ruling the seas, or one of many other exciting options!

Teams

Create or join teams to tackle ambitious projects, engage in friendly competition, or simply enjoy the company of like-minded players.

Player-Driven Economy

Establish your own shop, trade rare items, and contribute to our thriving economy. Your entrepreneurial spirit can flourish on The Lily Pad!

Dynmap Integration

Never get lost again! Our live map allows you to view the entire world, mark locations, and find your friends with ease.

Join The Lily Pad today and experience Minecraft in a whole new way!

IP: play.frogcraft.live (lilypad.live was too expensive 😔) Discord: https://discord.com/invite/6FBx3VQGuf

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can Java and Bedrock players play together?	Yes, our server supports cross-platform play!
What is the Origins System?	It allows players to choose special abilities inspired by Origin SMP.
How can I join or create a team?	You can join an existing team or create your own in-game.
Is there a player-driven economy on the server?	Yes, players can set up shops, trade items, and contribute to the economy.
What is Dynmap Integration?	It’s a live map feature that helps players navigate the world easily.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

The Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, advice, attachment, blocky, Breakup, comfort, ex girlfriend, femboy goth, Friend, gift, Girlfriend, healing, HEARTBREAK, Help, Minecraft, new relationship, Promise, Recovery, relationship, santa, Server, Support, support system, vcard

> Join our Minecraft server and distract yourself from real-life drama with some virtual fun!

> Our server is the perfect place to escape heartbreak and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures.

> Build a virtual girlfriend for your friend on our server and watch as his heart slowly starts to heal.

> Who needs Santa when you have a Minecraft server to bring joy and happiness into your life?

> Help your friend move on from his past relationship by building him a virtual paradise on our server.

> With endless possibilities and endless laughs, our Minecraft server is the ultimate therapy for a broken heart.

> Join now and let the healing power of Minecraft work its magic on you and your friend. Who knows, you might even find love in the pixelated world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Void Armor Forged:	18	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Villages Defended:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Funny XIV: Dawn Trail

All Saints’ Wake, Badlands Chugs Watch Party, Costume Party Mixer, Dawn, Dawntrail General, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, funny, Garo, Golem Alts Meetup, Halloween Musicals, Halloween Theme CC., Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, Resources, smp, Spooky Club, The Crow, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Trail, Twin Peaks, x files, XIV, xivg

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting going on? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! We have more drama than a Final Fantasy XIV update, more treasures than a Moogle Treasure Trove event, and more spooky fun than All Saints’ Wake!

Join us for meetups that will blow your mind, like a Halicarnassus Spooky Club where we discuss X-files theories, or a Goblin Costume Party Mixer where things get wild! And don’t miss out on our Halloween Musicals event on Balmung, Crystal – it’s gonna be a scream!

So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in a blocky world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PizzaRage Minecraft Server

AITAH, Communication Issues, food etiquette, food sharing, football Sundays, frozen pizza, inconsiderate behavior, mad over pizza, mindful eating, Minecraft, peer pressure, pizza party, pizza portions, pizza preferences, pizza slices, pizza toppings, PizzaRage, relationship conflicts, Server, sharing food, snack choices, social dynamics

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take pizza sharing very seriously! Join us for epic battles and adventures, but most importantly, for the chance to claim your rightful pizza slices.

Imagine a world where pizza slices are the ultimate currency, where alliances are formed and broken over the last piece of pepperoni. Will you be the one to snatch victory from the jaws of hunger, or will you be left with just the crust?

Join now and experience the thrill of pizza politics, where every slice counts and betrayal is just a topping away. Don’t let your hunger go unsatisfied, join our server and show everyone that you have what it takes to conquer the pizza kingdom!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CraftyWeddingNightmare

alcohol, Best Friend, ceremony, cornhole, CraftyWeddingNightmare, Dinner, Disaster, dress, dry wedding, group activities, heels, Jerk, Lake, maid of honor, Nightmare, reception, rehearsal brunch, Small wedding, Snooty, stuck up, Wedding

Are you tired of boring weddings that only last a few hours? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you an ALL DAY event filled with excitement and adventure.

Join us for a rehearsal brunch at 10am, followed by a ceremony at 12:30pm. But wait, there’s more! We have “group activities” scheduled from 2pm-7pm, including the thrilling game of cornhole. And don’t worry, our dinner and reception will keep the party going until 10:30pm.

But here’s the twist – it’s a completely dry wedding! That’s right, no alcohol allowed. But trust us, you won’t even miss it with all the fun we have planned. So grab your fancy dress and heels, and get ready for a wedding experience like no other.

Don’t be a snooty party pooper, join us for the wedding of a lifetime on our Minecraft server. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos with us?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

TrendyHate in Minecraft SMP

ANNOYING, anti-trend, conformity, counterculture, dislike, fads, fashion, hipster, Individuality, Mainstream, Minecraft, nonconformity, Overrated, peer pressure, personal style, Popular, Rebellion, smp, social media, trends, TrendyHate, Unique

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only trend is building dirt houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you can’t stand the trend of playing it safe!

Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war that ends with someone’s house being turned into a giant lava pit? We encourage it!

But that’s not all – we also have the most epic treasure hunts you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of evil bunnies. Will you be the one to claim the prize?

So if you’re ready to break free from the boring trends and embrace the chaos, join our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Towns Built:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6492	Dimension Hops:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

EternalEatsMC

Appetite, Breakfast, comfort food, craving, cuisine, Culinary, Daily, DELICIOUS, Dinner, EternalEatsMC, Favorite, Food, Gastronomy, Gourmet, indulgence, lunch, Meal, Nourishment, snack, Sustenance, Treat

Imagine a Minecraft server where the only food available is bacon-wrapped diamond blocks! Yes, you heard that right. Every day, you can feast on the most luxurious and delicious bacon-wrapped diamond blocks while you mine and build to your heart’s content. Who needs regular food when you can have this ultimate gourmet experience in the world of Minecraft? Join us now and indulge in the most outrageous food experience you’ll ever have in a Minecraft server!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

BukeleBlingCraft

9 million, Accountability, administration, brother, Bukele clan, BukeleBlingCraft, central america, Corruption, el salvador, Ethics, furious response, Government, investigation, money laundering, new wealth, Politics, president, Properties, scandal, transparency, wealth acquisition

Yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like the El Salvador Bukele clan but wit crazier wealth and properties! We got 34 new properties valued at $9 million in just 5 years, like, who does that in Minecraft?! The president and his bro are fumin’ over dis investigation, but we’re just chillin’ and buildin’ our way to riches. Join us and be part of the most scandalous server in the Minecraft world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

ScanSMP

auction house, Banks, Chest Shops, Community, Discord, Economy, Events, Features, gameplay, Jobs, Minecraft, miner, Players, quality of life, Server, Shop, Survival, Updates, VIP Rank, Woodcutter

Welcome to ScanSMP, a survival server with a lot of features, these include:

Economy: Experience an economy with banks, jobs, shops, an auction house and more

Jobs: Experience working as a miner, woodcutter and many more jobs!

Quality of Life: This server is based on quality of life, we’ve added many things to make the game easier but hard to play at the same time.

Shop: Get everything you want in the shop, for a fair price.

Chest Shops: Create your own shops, here is how you can do it. Hold the item you want to sell, then, point at a chest and do /chestshop create, this will create a chest shop you can make and sell things to other players! Manage it by shifting and right clicking the chest.

Auction House: Sell things in the auction house for players to buy, get started by doing /ah

We need funding for our server, so help us by buying or non pay to win VIP rank in scan.tebex.io and join our discord for annoucements and updates.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

The Lily Pad – Where players hop along through custom biomes, fighting each other in teams while watching the map dynamically change!

Biomes, CHANGE, Cross-Platform Play, Custom, Custom Biomes, Dynamic economy, Dynamically, Dynmap, Dynmap Integration, Economy, Fighting, Hop, java bedrock, Lily, Live Map, Map, Origins, Origins System, PAD, player-driven economy, Players, smp, team play, Teams, Watching

Welcome to The Lily Pad!

Our unique server offers an immersive Minecraft experience like no other.

Key Features:

Cross-Platform Play:	Java and Bedrock players unite!
Custom Biomes:	Explore unique landscapes in the Overworld, Nether, and End
Origins System:	Choose special abilities inspired by Origin SMP
Team Play:	Form alliances and build together
Dynamic Economy:	Set up shops and trade with other players
Live Map:	Navigate our world easily with Dynmap

Custom Biomes

Discover breathtaking, hand-crafted biomes across all dimensions. From lush floating islands to fiery nether canyons, each area offers new challenges and resources.

Origins System

Embrace unique abilities by choosing your origin. Play as an Enderian teleporting through the world, a Merling ruling the seas, or one of many other exciting options!

Teams

Create or join teams to tackle ambitious projects, engage in friendly competition, or simply enjoy the company of like-minded players.

Player-Driven Economy

Establish your own shop, trade rare items, and contribute to our thriving economy. Your entrepreneurial spirit can flourish on The Lily Pad!

Dynmap Integration

Never get lost again! Our live map allows you to view the entire world, mark locations, and find your friends with ease.

Join The Lily Pad today and experience Minecraft in a whole new way! IP: play.frogcraft.live (lilypad.live was too expensive 😔) Discord: https://discord.com/invite/6FBx3VQGuf

We can’t wait to see you in-game!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join the server with both Java and Bedrock editions?	Yes, our server supports cross-platform play for both Java and Bedrock players.
How do I choose an origin in the Origins System?	Simply type /origin choose [origin] in the game to select your desired origin.
Can I create my own team on the server?	Yes, you can create or join teams to collaborate with other players.
Is there a way to set up shops in the game?	Yes, you can establish your own shop on the server and trade with other players.
How can I access the live map feature?	The Dynmap integration allows you to easily navigate and view the world in real-time.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	New Chunks Explored:	18595

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Beach Bum Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventure, Adventures, Beach, Bum, Coast, Country, Cultural experience, discovery, Escape, Exploration, Foreign, Minecraft, morning, Nature, picrel, Relaxation, Serenity, Server, sunrise, travel, vacation, waking up, Walking, Wanderlust

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where you’ll wake up on a beach with a picrel (half-pickle, half-squirrel) casually strolling by! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we have flying pigs that drop diamonds, talking trees that give out free enchanted gear, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Saturday night! And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it there’s a hidden portal to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and chocolate rivers. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.