Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 94/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
Endless Legions Commanded: 39 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
Titanic Battles Fought: 27 Immortal Anvils Forged: 12

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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