Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17
Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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