Squeezy White Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Pikacore

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

IP » pikacore.sedexcraft.com Website » https://www.sedexcraft.com Discord » https://www.sedexcraft.com/discordPikacore is a server meant for more advanced Pixelmon players. It features a more challenging gameplay than your average Pixelmon server with slower leveling, item lose on death and no easy training methods.» Features: • Ultra Space / Nether / End open to all players • GTS • No Fall Damage • PokeHunt • Events • Friendly Community • Friendly Staff

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Sakura Realms

Survival, Vanilla

Ever wish Mojang would add simple things to make survival minecraft better? Sakura Realms adds quality of life features to slightly enhance vanilla minecraft gameplay and make your experience more enjoyable!We are on the latest version and support crossplay Bedrock and Java players! | Our IP is ms.sakurarealms.netSome features we have are: * /back: Return to your death point or your most previous location at any time. * Swim with horses: Horses can travel over rivers and oceans. * No Crop Stomping: Crops will not trample when walked on. * Control Phantoms: Ability to turn on or off phantomsand so much more. Join discord.sakurarealms.net to learn more!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Sunny Survival

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Sunny Survival exists to simply give Minecraft lovers a place to play together. We have:– A fantastic player-driven economy system that allows you to create your own shops to sell or buy items from other players, or simply just trade with players within the community. – A small but friendly community – Lag-free gameplay – Pets! Always have a companion with you! – Simple, vanilla Minecraft.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CastiaMC

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Emeralds Found:	4311	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CCNet

Creative, Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

CCNet Nations is a geopolitical sandbox on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth!• ESTABLISH YOUR LEGACY: Stake your claim to the world and join a town. Form a nation, navigating the treacherous waters of diplomacy and warfare to survive and expand.• MASTER THE ART OF WAR: Design and build over 20 types of naval, ground and aerial vehicles to assert dominance over the skies and seas. Engage your foes in sieges that involve intense vanilla combat, artillery and guns.• INDUSTRIALIZE AND PROSPER: Improve your productive capacity using dozens of machines and supply goods to fuel your war machine, or become a peaceful trader ferrying items across the world.• CREATE, TRADE, OR CONQUER: Whether you are a builder wanting to build a beautiful city, PvPer looking for combat or roleplayer interested in running a nation – there is a place for everyone in Nations.• COMMUNITY-FIRST EXPERIENCE: Collaborate, compete, and create stories. In Nations, player-driven politics and narratives make the world turn.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Crops Grown:	8062

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Vanilla Europa

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

IP: mso.vanillaeuropa.comJava-Bedrock Crossplay Enabled! 1.20With Semi-Van Vanilla Europa’s main objective with Semi-Vanilla is to provide Minecraft players with a multiplayer experience as close to Vanilla Minecraft as possible, while carrying out anti grief measures, not allowing griefers and looters to wreak havoc on friendly users.Community The Vanilla Europa Community has been growing since November 2018, when the server first launched. Since then, the server has enjoyed many new events and player groups and public creations.Plugins The plugins in this semi vanilla server are designed to not intrude upon the Survival/Vanilla aspect of Minecraft while also providing a griefer-free and streamlined friendly community experience. We utilize GriefPrevention in order to stop grief. Chest Shop and Mob Head plugins are to add more fun and convenience for the survival experience on the server.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Emeralds Found:	4567
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Dimension Hops:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Magic Items Found:	5117
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Grand Theft Minecart

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

The most played Grand Theft Auto in Minecraft server. IP: org.gtm.networkFeatures: * Use our 35 custom weapons; from shotguns to snipers, all unique to GTM * Realistic resource pack * Drive custom vehicles; from cars to tanks, and even planes * Join a big community, with gangs and multiple languages * Own your own penthouse apartment in our custom-built map * Enjoy our frequent, large updates as we make the server even coolerHop into the city of MineSantos, Sanktburg or New Mineport, loot chests full of awesome gear, and kill anyone who stands in your way. Be careful though, there are police roaming the streets, and they do not like murderers! As you level up, gain access to more and more powerful weapons and vehicles, and purchase a wonderful apartment or house to store all your stuff. Join a Gang, or make your own, and become the Crime Lord of Los Santos. At Grand Theft Minecart the opportunities are limitless.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3508

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PokeSaga

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.10 Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://pokesaga.org/modpack

If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.pokesaga.org/

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Crops Grown:	7269
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.