Squeezy White Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	202	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

MineSuperior

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Discover MineSuperior – your ultimate 1.20.1 Minecraft: Java Edition destination, meticulously curated by a seasoned management team dedicated to crafting an unparalleled experience for all. Embark on an adventure through multiple dimensions: from the classic allure of Survival, to the innovative challenges of Skyblock, the adrenaline-pumping intensity of Lifesteal, and the collaborative camaraderie of Towny.Immerse yourself in a dynamic realm that evolves with each passing moment, as our commitment to regular updates ensures a perpetually rejuvenated environment. However, this is not your ordinary realm; here, the boundaries of vanilla are transcended. Engage in thrilling encounters with custom-designed bosses, forge unbreakable bonds with upgradable pets, and test your mettle against waves of malevolent mobs in electrifying envoys, all for the chance to seize coveted prizes.Join us at MineSuperior and experience Minecraft as it was meant to be – a canvas for boundless creativity and unforgettable adventures, all within a community that values your journey as much as you do. Your story starts here; where will it lead?

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	443

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Minecadia

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Minecadia, founded in 2021, is a server known for its popular Minecraft game modes, such as Factions, Skyblock, Survival, and OneBlock. Since it’s opening, Minecadia has quickly gained a reputation for providing fun, unique experiences on each. Notably, Minecadia’s Factions realm continues to break records for the game mode, all whilst the server continues to expand and develop others.Our gamemodes: – Factions – Junior Lifesteal – Skyblock – Kitmap – SurvivalIP: play.minecadia.com Bedrock IP: bedrock.minecadia.com : 19132 (port) Store: https://store.minecadia.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/minecadia

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

TulipSurvival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Star Shards Collected:	187
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Twenture

Anarchy, Earth, Hardcore, MCMMO, OneBlock, Towny, Vanilla

Twenture is the first Earth, OneBlock, LifeSteal and Survival Server set in version 1.20 – 1.20.4. Get ready to make memories that you will never forget and play on one of the fastest growing SMP’s in the world!Keywords: City, CityBuild, Towny, Server IP, Discord, Minecraft servers, Jobs, McMMO, Rpg, Anarchy, Hardcore, Raiding, Land Claim, Earth Towny, Earth SMP, LifeSteal SMP, Survival SMP, SkyBlock, Vanilla, Vanilla Plus, Plugins, Network IP, starters, launcher, new server, uptime, Minecraft version, copy to clickboard, ip-address, server list, free ranks, best server, Multiplayer, Pvp, Connect to, Game server, Server network, Play with, Game mode, Custom server, Custom maps, Server Minecraft, 1.20.1, 1.20.2, Minecraft Survival, leaderboard, leaderboards, Free server, up and running Minecraft players, Roleplay, server address, free Minecraft, Minecraft games,Minecraft free, download Minecraft, play MinecraftIP: mc.twenture.net

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

ChillSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to the ChillSMP. Our server has the friendliest community on blockgame, hands down. We’re an Survival server running on 1.20 with new world generation. The latest version of Minecraft.[+] Grief Protection [+] Player Ran Economy [+] Need Staff [+] Free Ranks [+] Custom Items [+] Semi Vanilla And so so much more.If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.USE THE IP: org.chillsmp.org PORT: 19132

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Potions Brewed:	55	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	25

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Blaze Gaming

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Blaze Gaming is a Minecraft network running for over 4 years without interruption, we host a variety of fun game modes such as Pixelmon, Skyblock and Survival SMP! We now support Bedrock edition cross play with our Java Edition servers!– Skyblock which includes our Greek themed custom mobs with custom items that are fully unique to our server..– Survival SMP which is our newly refreshed survival game mode, which includes custom models and custom items to use in battle against one another, as well as an all new 1.20 experience.– Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.10 which is historically our longest running and most successful game mode, with tons of content and things to have fun with while playing Pokemon in Minecraft! The new Pixelmon update brings Minecraft 1.16.5 and more!▶ DISCORD : discord.gg/blaze ▶ PIXELMON MODPACK : https://modpack.mc-blaze.com ▶ BEDROCK IP: sm.mc-blaze.com:19132

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Pikacore

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

IP » pikacore.sedexcraft.com Website » https://www.sedexcraft.com Discord » https://www.sedexcraft.com/discordPikacore is a server meant for more advanced Pixelmon players. It features a more challenging gameplay than your average Pixelmon server with slower leveling, item lose on death and no easy training methods.» Features: • Ultra Space / Nether / End open to all players • GTS • No Fall Damage • PokeHunt • Events • Friendly Community • Friendly Staff

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Sakura Realms

Survival, Vanilla

Ever wish Mojang would add simple things to make survival minecraft better? Sakura Realms adds quality of life features to slightly enhance vanilla minecraft gameplay and make your experience more enjoyable!We are on the latest version and support crossplay Bedrock and Java players! | Our IP is ms.sakurarealms.netSome features we have are: * /back: Return to your death point or your most previous location at any time. * Swim with horses: Horses can travel over rivers and oceans. * No Crop Stomping: Crops will not trample when walked on. * Control Phantoms: Ability to turn on or off phantomsand so much more. Join discord.sakurarealms.net to learn more!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Sunny Survival

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Sunny Survival exists to simply give Minecraft lovers a place to play together. We have:– A fantastic player-driven economy system that allows you to create your own shops to sell or buy items from other players, or simply just trade with players within the community. – A small but friendly community – Lag-free gameplay – Pets! Always have a companion with you! – Simple, vanilla Minecraft.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CastiaMC

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Zombie Dances:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CCNet

Creative, Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

CCNet Nations is a geopolitical sandbox on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth!• ESTABLISH YOUR LEGACY: Stake your claim to the world and join a town. Form a nation, navigating the treacherous waters of diplomacy and warfare to survive and expand.• MASTER THE ART OF WAR: Design and build over 20 types of naval, ground and aerial vehicles to assert dominance over the skies and seas. Engage your foes in sieges that involve intense vanilla combat, artillery and guns.• INDUSTRIALIZE AND PROSPER: Improve your productive capacity using dozens of machines and supply goods to fuel your war machine, or become a peaceful trader ferrying items across the world.• CREATE, TRADE, OR CONQUER: Whether you are a builder wanting to build a beautiful city, PvPer looking for combat or roleplayer interested in running a nation – there is a place for everyone in Nations.• COMMUNITY-FIRST EXPERIENCE: Collaborate, compete, and create stories. In Nations, player-driven politics and narratives make the world turn.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Vanilla Europa

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

IP: mso.vanillaeuropa.comJava-Bedrock Crossplay Enabled! 1.20With Semi-Van Vanilla Europa’s main objective with Semi-Vanilla is to provide Minecraft players with a multiplayer experience as close to Vanilla Minecraft as possible, while carrying out anti grief measures, not allowing griefers and looters to wreak havoc on friendly users.Community The Vanilla Europa Community has been growing since November 2018, when the server first launched. Since then, the server has enjoyed many new events and player groups and public creations.Plugins The plugins in this semi vanilla server are designed to not intrude upon the Survival/Vanilla aspect of Minecraft while also providing a griefer-free and streamlined friendly community experience. We utilize GriefPrevention in order to stop grief. Chest Shop and Mob Head plugins are to add more fun and convenience for the survival experience on the server.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	283
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Grand Theft Minecart

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

The most played Grand Theft Auto in Minecraft server. IP: org.gtm.networkFeatures: * Use our 35 custom weapons; from shotguns to snipers, all unique to GTM * Realistic resource pack * Drive custom vehicles; from cars to tanks, and even planes * Join a big community, with gangs and multiple languages * Own your own penthouse apartment in our custom-built map * Enjoy our frequent, large updates as we make the server even coolerHop into the city of MineSantos, Sanktburg or New Mineport, loot chests full of awesome gear, and kill anyone who stands in your way. Be careful though, there are police roaming the streets, and they do not like murderers! As you level up, gain access to more and more powerful weapons and vehicles, and purchase a wonderful apartment or house to store all your stuff. Join a Gang, or make your own, and become the Crime Lord of Los Santos. At Grand Theft Minecart the opportunities are limitless.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Crops Grown:	6264	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PokeSaga

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.10 Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://pokesaga.org/modpack

If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.pokesaga.org/

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Animals Bred:	32
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Chimeras Created:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.