Squeezy White Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CreativeFun

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Roleplay

Welcome to CreativeFun! You can build, roleplay and even create your own minigames using your own builds on our server.Our features: – Large 512×512 plots – Advanced WorldEdit commands – Access to redstone – Create your own minigames using your own builds – Roleplay names – Plot chat – Grief protectionIP: play.creativefun.net Website: www.creativefun.net

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MineSuperior

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Discover MineSuperior – your ultimate 1.20.1 Minecraft: Java Edition destination, meticulously curated by a seasoned management team dedicated to crafting an unparalleled experience for all. Embark on an adventure through multiple dimensions: from the classic allure of Survival, to the innovative challenges of Skyblock, the adrenaline-pumping intensity of Lifesteal, and the collaborative camaraderie of Towny.Immerse yourself in a dynamic realm that evolves with each passing moment, as our commitment to regular updates ensures a perpetually rejuvenated environment. However, this is not your ordinary realm; here, the boundaries of vanilla are transcended. Engage in thrilling encounters with custom-designed bosses, forge unbreakable bonds with upgradable pets, and test your mettle against waves of malevolent mobs in electrifying envoys, all for the chance to seize coveted prizes.Join us at MineSuperior and experience Minecraft as it was meant to be – a canvas for boundless creativity and unforgettable adventures, all within a community that values your journey as much as you do. Your story starts here; where will it lead?

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Minecadia

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Minecadia, founded in 2021, is a server known for its popular Minecraft game modes, such as Factions, Skyblock, Survival, and OneBlock. Since it’s opening, Minecadia has quickly gained a reputation for providing fun, unique experiences on each. Notably, Minecadia’s Factions realm continues to break records for the game mode, all whilst the server continues to expand and develop others.Our gamemodes: – Factions – Junior Lifesteal – Skyblock – Kitmap – SurvivalIP: play.minecadia.com Bedrock IP: bedrock.minecadia.com : 19132 (port) Store: https://store.minecadia.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/minecadia

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

TulipSurvival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magic Items Found:	4496	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Ores Mined:	9741	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Twenture

Anarchy, Earth, Hardcore, MCMMO, OneBlock, Towny, Vanilla

Twenture is the first Earth, OneBlock, LifeSteal and Survival Server set in version 1.20 – 1.20.4. Get ready to make memories that you will never forget and play on one of the fastest growing SMP’s in the world!Keywords: City, CityBuild, Towny, Server IP, Discord, Minecraft servers, Jobs, McMMO, Rpg, Anarchy, Hardcore, Raiding, Land Claim, Earth Towny, Earth SMP, LifeSteal SMP, Survival SMP, SkyBlock, Vanilla, Vanilla Plus, Plugins, Network IP, starters, launcher, new server, uptime, Minecraft version, copy to clickboard, ip-address, server list, free ranks, best server, Multiplayer, Pvp, Connect to, Game server, Server network, Play with, Game mode, Custom server, Custom maps, Server Minecraft, 1.20.1, 1.20.2, Minecraft Survival, leaderboard, leaderboards, Free server, up and running Minecraft players, Roleplay, server address, free Minecraft, Minecraft games,Minecraft free, download Minecraft, play MinecraftIP: mc.twenture.net

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

ChillSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to the ChillSMP. Our server has the friendliest community on blockgame, hands down. We’re an Survival server running on 1.20 with new world generation. The latest version of Minecraft.[+] Grief Protection [+] Player Ran Economy [+] Need Staff [+] Free Ranks [+] Custom Items [+] Semi Vanilla And so so much more.If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.USE THE IP: org.chillsmp.org PORT: 19132

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4357
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Blaze Gaming

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Blaze Gaming is a Minecraft network running for over 4 years without interruption, we host a variety of fun game modes such as Pixelmon, Skyblock and Survival SMP! We now support Bedrock edition cross play with our Java Edition servers!– Skyblock which includes our Greek themed custom mobs with custom items that are fully unique to our server..– Survival SMP which is our newly refreshed survival game mode, which includes custom models and custom items to use in battle against one another, as well as an all new 1.20 experience.– Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.10 which is historically our longest running and most successful game mode, with tons of content and things to have fun with while playing Pokemon in Minecraft! The new Pixelmon update brings Minecraft 1.16.5 and more!▶ DISCORD : discord.gg/blaze ▶ PIXELMON MODPACK : https://modpack.mc-blaze.com ▶ BEDROCK IP: sm.mc-blaze.com:19132

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57	Void Armor Forged:	26

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Pikacore

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

IP » pikacore.sedexcraft.com Website » https://www.sedexcraft.com Discord » https://www.sedexcraft.com/discordPikacore is a server meant for more advanced Pixelmon players. It features a more challenging gameplay than your average Pixelmon server with slower leveling, item lose on death and no easy training methods.» Features: • Ultra Space / Nether / End open to all players • GTS • No Fall Damage • PokeHunt • Events • Friendly Community • Friendly Staff

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	207	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Sakura Realms

Survival, Vanilla

Ever wish Mojang would add simple things to make survival minecraft better? Sakura Realms adds quality of life features to slightly enhance vanilla minecraft gameplay and make your experience more enjoyable!We are on the latest version and support crossplay Bedrock and Java players! | Our IP is ms.sakurarealms.netSome features we have are: * /back: Return to your death point or your most previous location at any time. * Swim with horses: Horses can travel over rivers and oceans. * No Crop Stomping: Crops will not trample when walked on. * Control Phantoms: Ability to turn on or off phantomsand so much more. Join discord.sakurarealms.net to learn more!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Sunny Survival

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Sunny Survival exists to simply give Minecraft lovers a place to play together. We have:– A fantastic player-driven economy system that allows you to create your own shops to sell or buy items from other players, or simply just trade with players within the community. – A small but friendly community – Lag-free gameplay – Pets! Always have a companion with you! – Simple, vanilla Minecraft.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Dimension Hops:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CastiaMC

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CCNet

Creative, Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

CCNet Nations is a geopolitical sandbox on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth!• ESTABLISH YOUR LEGACY: Stake your claim to the world and join a town. Form a nation, navigating the treacherous waters of diplomacy and warfare to survive and expand.• MASTER THE ART OF WAR: Design and build over 20 types of naval, ground and aerial vehicles to assert dominance over the skies and seas. Engage your foes in sieges that involve intense vanilla combat, artillery and guns.• INDUSTRIALIZE AND PROSPER: Improve your productive capacity using dozens of machines and supply goods to fuel your war machine, or become a peaceful trader ferrying items across the world.• CREATE, TRADE, OR CONQUER: Whether you are a builder wanting to build a beautiful city, PvPer looking for combat or roleplayer interested in running a nation – there is a place for everyone in Nations.• COMMUNITY-FIRST EXPERIENCE: Collaborate, compete, and create stories. In Nations, player-driven politics and narratives make the world turn.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Star Shards Collected:	270

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Vanilla Europa

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

IP: mso.vanillaeuropa.comJava-Bedrock Crossplay Enabled! 1.20With Semi-Van Vanilla Europa’s main objective with Semi-Vanilla is to provide Minecraft players with a multiplayer experience as close to Vanilla Minecraft as possible, while carrying out anti grief measures, not allowing griefers and looters to wreak havoc on friendly users.Community The Vanilla Europa Community has been growing since November 2018, when the server first launched. Since then, the server has enjoyed many new events and player groups and public creations.Plugins The plugins in this semi vanilla server are designed to not intrude upon the Survival/Vanilla aspect of Minecraft while also providing a griefer-free and streamlined friendly community experience. We utilize GriefPrevention in order to stop grief. Chest Shop and Mob Head plugins are to add more fun and convenience for the survival experience on the server.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Grand Theft Minecart

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

The most played Grand Theft Auto in Minecraft server. IP: org.gtm.networkFeatures: * Use our 35 custom weapons; from shotguns to snipers, all unique to GTM * Realistic resource pack * Drive custom vehicles; from cars to tanks, and even planes * Join a big community, with gangs and multiple languages * Own your own penthouse apartment in our custom-built map * Enjoy our frequent, large updates as we make the server even coolerHop into the city of MineSantos, Sanktburg or New Mineport, loot chests full of awesome gear, and kill anyone who stands in your way. Be careful though, there are police roaming the streets, and they do not like murderers! As you level up, gain access to more and more powerful weapons and vehicles, and purchase a wonderful apartment or house to store all your stuff. Join a Gang, or make your own, and become the Crime Lord of Los Santos. At Grand Theft Minecart the opportunities are limitless.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PokeSaga

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.10 Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://pokesaga.org/modpack

If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.pokesaga.org/

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Towns Built:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.