Squeezy White Minecraft SMP

awkward, awkward situations, Behavior, buddy, Communication, Crowd, cultural observations, funny, humor, Manners, Minecraft, passing through, public spaces, racial humor, sarcasm, Saying, smp, social interactions, SQUEEEEEZE, Squeezy, Stereotypes, Walking, White, white people

Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	257
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Emeralds Found:	8583
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	105	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Crops Grown:	4643	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Towns Built:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Void Armor Forged:	30
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Divine Spears Created:	26
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	468	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Falling into the Void:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Zombie Dances:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.