Squeezy White Minecraft SMP

awkward, awkward situations, Behavior, buddy, Communication, Crowd, cultural observations, funny, humor, Manners, Minecraft, passing through, public spaces, racial humor, sarcasm, Saying, smp, social interactions, SQUEEEEEZE, Squeezy, Stereotypes, Walking, White, white people

Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Horror Stories Survived:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Enchantments Applied:	254
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Villages Defended:	19
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4185
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	25

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Void Armor Forged:	29	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	6299
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	272

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3042	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Love Letters Sent:	20	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mines Excavated:	4783
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	431
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!